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This is the "Hell March" trailer for Red Alert 3. While not as entertaining as the remix trailer we got last month, it does show us the Soviet Premier removing Albert Einstein from existence (as Einstein did to Adolf Hitler in Red Alert), setting up the events of the third game. They all seem visibly dismayed over the outcome, wouldn't you say?

I'm always a bit wary when a game signs a whole bunch of known actors to take on roles. This pleases me, though. It's probably just because I love Tim Curry so much, but the game's cutscenes are growing on me more and more. Peter Stormare doesn't hurt either. Let's hope that the game itself winds up being as fun as the FMV sequences appear to be.

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 hits the PC on October 28th, followed by the 360 release on November 11th.


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 17:49
MrSadistic
God. That video is so early 90s, cheesy-awesome. The Wishmaster makes an awesome evil Russian.
Jakysan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 17:59
Jakysan
GAH! Samurais with LIGHTSABER KATANAS! AAACK!!


I so want this game. I LOVE THE CHEESE of it all.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:00
Blind assassin
This looks like the most absurdly absurd game ever. Never playing any of the earlier Red Alerts probably left my expectations somewhat open but that Japanese samurai robot was a pretty big WTF.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:08
Tet
That's exactly what I always figured would happen. If Einstein didn't exist, giant Japanese robots would have attacked Russia.
Android8675's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:09
Android8675
God those Japanese units look awesome.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:11
The Young Scot
All I have to say about that is

OH SNAP!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:53
Professor Pew
Awesome! They need to make a Scifi tv-movie with the same cast and story :)
ElToine's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:57
ElToine
They need to make a mac version NOW!!!!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 18:58
Velt
its like RTS meets Power Rangers.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 19:06
CrocBox
Maximum bad ass that trailer :P

Did I see George Takei in there? o.o
johannhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 20:45
johannhat
You know, if they would bring the Wing Commander and Crusader series again, my FMV/Gaming PC experience would be complete, awesome and exceptionally cheesy.

Hell, just bring back all the Origin properties. Please. Please please please.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 21:09
NihonTiger90
Tim Curry is fantastic. I would buy this game for him alone, not to mention George Takei.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 01:10
Uther
DAMN! Why didn't someone kill Einstein?
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 03:37
exodus1925
Peter Stormare kicks ass. Also game looks cheestastic, good stuff!
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