He's angry. He's a nerd. And he really, really hates Daniel San's stubby arms and useless vertical leap. We may have had to wait 20 years to hear someone trash this game on camera for the world, but it is here at last. Behold, the self proclaimed Angry Nintendo Nerd hailing from Screwattack.com, explaining why a few of us grew up to be aggressive, self loathing tyrants: we had to beat this damn game. I remember renting it and wishing I'd picked up Hydlyde instead. I did that the following week and much to my surprise it was actually worse.
Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez is Destructoid's founder and guy-in-the-helmet.After 2,000+ stories posted and years of starting trouble on the front page he's now busy behind the scenes building the future of Destructoid. His story is our motto: "Living The Dream".
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