Shoko Nakagawa recently got herself a Xbox 360 and a few games for the system. Shoko Nakagawa, for those of you who don’t know, is that really famous Japanese lady that likes stuffing cats down her mouth. She also ends up looking like a goldfish every time she does it.
Shoko picked up Resident Evil 5, which is a giant coincidence as I just picked up the game myself! I’d like to play with her, but as Topher found out for us last night, her friends list is already full. I was sad to hear that I wouldn’t be able to add her, but I quickly figured out a better way to befriend her.
When I finally go to visit Japan, I’m going to shave my pubes into the shape of a cat. See, I’m a pretty hairy guy. Cats are also very hairy. Shoko likes putting cats in her mouth. I like sticking my thing in people’s mouths. See where I’m going with this? It’s simple f*cking science, people.
Thanks goes out to Brian Ashcraft from Kotaku, who like me, will use any excuse to get away with posting pictures of really hot women on a videogame blog.
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8:30 PM on 03.18.2009
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YES.
I feel dirty looking at those pictures at my college library. I'll just have to take a look at them all very closeley later on when i get home.
but seriously, I would bone her while she does that crazy shit with her cats
Me_8===D~~~~;(>_O)_Her
She's Hot, but I'm scared.
Shaving your pubes into a cat...isn't that like a borderline sex-change?? ;)
Also, I'd be up for a little co-op with her. And by co-op, I mean sex. And by sex, I mean genital disco....yeah I'm done here.
Well done, I must say.
@Hamza
I can think of no better way to introduce yourself. I'd do the same.
You know, for variety, I guess.
Ah shit.
Now I'm REALLY scared.
That's hot, but I'm REALLY scared.
Also, when cat lady contracts ticks in her mouth, I'll be like, "NOW YA FUCKED UP!"
Sigh...
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Fap...
Japan is a strange, strange place.
Thanks for the laugh
Anybody want a cat?
I'd hit it.
Also, good luck with the catpubes thing. I tried to shave the bat symbol in my pubes once, and it ended up looking like a cross. Yeah, awkward.