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TGS takes a lot of getting used to. Unlike at PAX and E3, you can't just shoot video of any old game on the TGS show floor. First you have to get a special "Press" sticker from the given game's developer. It doesn't matter that you are there on a press day, and have a badge around your neck that says "Press". You also need a sticker that says Press.

So yeah, f*ck that. If my Japanese was better, then maybe, but as it stands, it's just not possible for me to be collecting all these God damn press stickers.

By sticking my flip cam in my pocket, I managed to score quite a bit of hidden cam footage of games that I couldn't otherwise show you. As such, the quality is even lower than my already low standards, but I think you'll find the content interesting regardless. Case in point; Dream Club Zero. I've never seen anything quite like it. The game is even more blatant than the tentacle love FPS that Dale told you about a few hours ago.

It's pretty thought provoking stuff. I hope you check it out.








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EmptySilence's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:15
EmptySilence
I love the interesting nuances at play here. IT's quite clear the developer designed this to be a satire of the U.S. foreign policy. The girl represents the nations of the world, and the banana that you, the U.S., are holding is clearly representative of America's political and moral systems. You force it into the other nation's mouth, the dirty bitch, because dammit you are AMERICA.

Or it's probably just some dude shoving a banana in a girl's face.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:15
manasteel88
and this series isn't coming to America because???
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:16
llort het
Jonathan Holmes is an immoral media thief. Not bad quality video though.
kainsec's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:20
kainsec
Yes thought provoking. It does provoke the thought of what in the hell is wrong with our Japanese counterparts.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:26
Jonathan Holmes
@ kainsec- If there is something wrong about Japan, then I don't want to be right.
eduh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:27
eduh
lmao! fucking hilarious
Enzi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:42
Enzi
Lol Jonathan. Perfectly true :)
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:48
zombiekiller13
This exists. Huh.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:54
Jon B
Suprisingly well taken video for a "less-than-legitimate"ly shot one.

As for the game, uh, well, I guess it was only a matter of time.

Similarly, it's only a matter of time before PC drivers for Kinect come out. Then there'll be a whole new world of stuff rather similar to this, I'd imagine.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:59
Furyfire
Everything wrong about Japan is why it is awesome!
TheDirtyHeadband's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 09:59
TheDirtyHeadband
I am a bannana!
Blitzard's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:00
Blitzard
The guy on the left looked pretty immersed in the game...
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:21
T3HM0RR0W
Oh, Japan!!! You so crazy!!!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:23
Monodi
These banana shenanigans require of an experienced man like Jim.
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:45
Maxxthepenguin
This is perfect practice for when I set up my rape dungeon and have to force feed my slave rotten bananas. I mean, what else could be the point of the game?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:51
mix
Help lazy girls by feeding them fruit?

How did this come to be, lol.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 10:54
Xhumation
The amount of innuendo just baffles me. I'm both in love and totally scared of Japan.
Gamernerd101's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 11:05
Gamernerd101
oh you Japanese and penis references, you never cease to make me laugh.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 11:28
matty125
Is this game really that strange? :/

Holmes, I saw the Oneechanbara Special video, too. Man, you are living my dream! I have to import these games since they're just not widely accepted here (except for freaks like me ;).
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 11:48
Shadowiii
Why don't they just feed her a dick and be done with it? This has about the subtlety of being bludgeoned over the head.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 13:32
Kraid
Dear Japan, never change.
Gotenks0053's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 15:12
Gotenks0053
Stay classy Japan.



Seriously, don't change.
Stereocast's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 16:07
Stereocast
Dear America, change.
FunkzillaBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2010 21:23
FunkzillaBOT
OMG! I have NO smart ass comment. Or maybe I have too many.
Awesome X's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2010 13:32
Awesome X
So banana is a metaphor for penis?!
pocanviti23's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:55
pocanviti23
are so self-opinionated, so immovable in their dry, materialist views. buy grifulvin
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