7:49 PM on 09.20.2007
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Niero
While my colleagues were dutifully attending press conferences, scribbling notes, and giving the burgeoning video game industry a critical eye ... I was busy groping hot Asian chicks introducing our web site to Japan as Mr. Destructoid. As expected, Japan was SO not ready. We have hours of ridiculous video that I will be editing on an airplane for your enjoyment later next week. Just imagine what happens when a guy dressed in a robot runs jumping and screaming into a crowd of high-pitched three foot tall Japanese girls. Yeah, my head almost exploded from kawaii overload.
On spiritual note, everything you've ever heard and seen about TGS is true -- there are thousands of gorgeous women at every turn and they can all kick your ass at Soul Calibur. All jokes aside, you'd be surprised how effective booth babes are at this show. In contrast to the clueless and bored bimbos that largely staffed E3 2006, most girls at this show attended Harvard, could speak extensively on stem cell research, were bilingual, and knew their games in and out. There were also very willing to step on my crotch when requested and ride horsey. Check out our exclusive Tokyo Game Show booth babe gallery and set-as-wallpaper as needed.
[Special thanks to John from Hudson for snapping these]
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According to a Japanese friend of mine, having a nice smile isn't valued as much in Japan as it is in the West. But still. Damn.
I mean 10th!
Looks like you just scared off B. Jenet there.
And this one's going into the Photoshop bin.
I know for a fact that there are attractive women in Japan. Unfortunately, very few of them were actually displayed here.
*rape
epic gallery
Also, the SNK girls look absolutely horrified.
intern robot of awesome, eh?
seriously, some very cute looking girls there displaying their best just-tolerate-these-big-stinky-Americans-for-one-day smiles. Also, I see Konami is taking the high road and going conservative now.
we really need some pictures here. Why no pics?? lol looks fun
DO WANT!
i'm still jealous. [:
Though what's the deal with serious Tingle-guy?
Do white people in Japan really have handlebar mustaches and mullets? I mean, is it a relatively common sight there, or is it possible that the creator of this sign had just finished watching Boogie Nights when he came up with it?
Did I seriously just see a "riding a broomstick" game being shown off? I see that hitting the Wii in Summer '08
This is incredible. Every Japanese booth girl needs a Robot. It's the hottest accessory of the fall.
I didn't see anything wrong with their teeth, other than there being a lot of surprisingly yellow ones. Americans obsess over snaggleteeth too much. I've seen much worse, people. Lower your standards.