While my colleagues were dutifully attending press conferences, scribbling notes, and giving the burgeoning video game industry a critical eye ... I was busy groping hot Asian chicks introducing our web site to Japan as Mr. Destructoid. As expected, Japan was SO not ready.  We have hours of ridiculous video that I will be editing on an airplane for your enjoyment later next week. Just imagine what happens when a guy dressed in a robot runs jumping and screaming into a crowd of high-pitched three foot tall Japanese girls.  Yeah, my head almost exploded from kawaii overload.

On spiritual note, everything you've ever heard and seen about TGS is true -- there are thousands of gorgeous women at every turn and they can all kick your ass at Soul Calibur. All jokes aside, you'd be surprised how effective booth babes are at this show.  In contrast to the clueless and bored bimbos that largely staffed E3 2006, most girls at this show attended Harvard, could speak extensively on stem cell research, were bilingual, and knew their games in and out. There were also very willing to step on my crotch when requested and ride horsey. Check out our exclusive Tokyo Game Show booth babe gallery and set-as-wallpaper as needed.

[Special thanks to John from Hudson for snapping these]