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TGS 2007: Tokyo Game Show booth babes vs. Mr. Destructoid photo

While my colleagues were dutifully attending press conferences, scribbling notes, and giving the burgeoning video game industry a critical eye ... I was busy groping hot Asian chicks introducing our web site to Japan as Mr. Destructoid. As expected, Japan was SO not ready.  We have hours of ridiculous video that I will be editing on an airplane for your enjoyment later next week. Just imagine what happens when a guy dressed in a robot runs jumping and screaming into a crowd of high-pitched three foot tall Japanese girls.  Yeah, my head almost exploded from kawaii overload.

On spiritual note, everything you've ever heard and seen about TGS is true -- there are thousands of gorgeous women at every turn and they can all kick your ass at Soul Calibur. All jokes aside, you'd be surprised how effective booth babes are at this show.  In contrast to the clueless and bored bimbos that largely staffed E3 2006, most girls at this show attended Harvard, could speak extensively on stem cell research, were bilingual, and knew their games in and out. There were also very willing to step on my crotch when requested and ride horsey. Check out our exclusive Tokyo Game Show booth babe gallery and set-as-wallpaper as needed.

[Special thanks to John from Hudson for snapping these] 

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Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:46
Krayven
Mr. D-Toid pimping it out once again.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:47
Maurice Tan
These pics are fapworthy, even those without boothbabes!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:48
Neonie
Basket babe wins.
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:48
kapshhh
The tentacle is lurking somewhere.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:51
liam2015
I see you decided to take on that giant tentacle from before that refused to make sweet tentacle love to hot asian girls.

Rock on, Mr. Destructoid, Rock on.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:53
EternalDarkWing
Lemon got zero. Fucking troll. Lolz.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:58
Hamza CTZ Aziz
That was fantastic. These pictures are epic.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:09
deiga-the-semivaliant
Oh man. Even though most of these girls are cute, a lot of them are in dire need of a DENTIST.

According to a Japanese friend of mine, having a nice smile isn't valued as much in Japan as it is in the West. But still. Damn.
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:10
Rezbit
Is Mr Destructoid just starting to get a chub on in that first picture?!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:12
BluDesign
FAPTH!

I mean 10th!
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:19
calpis
Cool pics but damn does the looking at the photos suck with the current gallery... I prefer the pew pew gallery over this one :(
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:22
calpis
^^^ nvm, seems like clicking the pictures through google reader sends me to the old gallery style. Clicking the pics through the post gives me the pew pew one.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:24
king3vbo
This post... it drips with epic
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:26
s0lesurviv0r

Looks like you just scared off B. Jenet there.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:26
BluDesign
I want this one as a wallpaper.



And this one's going into the Photoshop bin.

KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:27
KamikazeTutor
I must get a Destructoid helmet. I'm horny and in need.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:28
Colette Bennett
Good lord. I want to rape 96 percent of those girls. America sucks.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:28
s0lesurviv0r
I was referring to picture #20, btw.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:30
Spykron
ack! yea shark teeth are a problem. ooooh well ill let it slide ;-)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:30
Bob Muir
*fap*
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:33
Oni
Now, Japan does have attractive girls, right? Right? I'd sooner take Mr. Destructoid to bed for some robot love* over having to gnaw my fucking arm off in the morning instead of waking up the tiny, horse-faced girl laying next to me (she would undoubtedly still look satisfied, but that is neither here nor there).

I know for a fact that there are attractive women in Japan. Unfortunately, very few of them were actually displayed here.

*rape
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:34
Milofo
Sorry but I thought of this right when I saw the picture.
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:41
calpis
I'd rape the maid wearing glasses in pic 83.
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:42
calpis
I'd rape the maid wearing glasses in pic 83.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:04
Daniel Husky Lingen
Holy crap

epic gallery
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:07
bluemeep
@dvd: I love that one. It's the sleepy guy on the bench that absolutely makes it.

Also, the SNK girls look absolutely horrified.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:10
braulio09


intern robot of awesome, eh?
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:13
Churchhills Dog
so.....Japan not really big on a national dental plan I take it?

seriously, some very cute looking girls there displaying their best just-tolerate-these-big-stinky-Americans-for-one-day smiles. Also, I see Konami is taking the high road and going conservative now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:20
Jim Sterling
Mr. Destructoid holding Koei-related items = Pure, unfiltered win.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:20
bleep
yeah I heard you were in Japan, wtf why didn't you take any pictures?
we really need some pictures here. Why no pics?? lol looks fun
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:38
Fading Star


DO WANT!
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:52
jerrt
wow, this is going to be one hell of a post. man, i am so jealous. [: i salute you my fine robot friend. i think you will be the next background on my psp. have fun, bring back even more. [:
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:56
jerrt
wow, the gallery makes my brain hurts. it not only moves the slider and the webpage, but it mixes around the thumbnails so they aren't in the same order everytime. i'll try again later.

i'm still jealous. [:
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
How many people in the land of the Rising Sun recognized Ye Olde Smoking Robot?
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:40
Justin Villasenor
Awesome.

Though what's the deal with serious Tingle-guy?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:45
deanhatescoffee
Browsing through this gallery with a cable internet connection made me think of how utterly miserable it would be if this was 10 years ago when 56k dial-up connections were the norm (and even considered "fast" by some standards).
Khyber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:55
Khyber
How does Niero pack that gigantic D-toid headpiece? Is it assembled upon arrival?
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:58
ChrisFurniss
Epic poast!
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:09
deanhatescoffee
This is just amazing:

Do white people in Japan really have handlebar mustaches and mullets? I mean, is it a relatively common sight there, or is it possible that the creator of this sign had just finished watching Boogie Nights when he came up with it?
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:14
Evil Cheese
Heh that pic with the tentacle is epic for a whole list of reasons. Even the helmet was giving the "don't rape me" face.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:22
nademagnet
Wow. Just wow. I agree with some of the others in the comments, there are some BUSTED GRILLS in these photos... but there are some HAWT bodies too. I <3 the maids. Also, you chose well in pic 39 (the girl you picked up).
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:37
Brad Rice
GOD DAMN ARC SYSTEM WORKS BABES AND THEIR GUILTY GEAR 2 PROPAGANDA.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:56
Fronz
i spy a tentacle!
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 00:15
xBBx
*blink blink*

Did I seriously just see a "riding a broomstick" game being shown off? I see that hitting the Wii in Summer '08
Wargasmic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 00:15
Wargasmic
If only this site was NSFW...
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 00:17
Tiff
I SEE JOHN LEE!

This is incredible. Every Japanese booth girl needs a Robot. It's the hottest accessory of the fall.
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 00:35
Chris Morris
I think I would be hard pressed to think of anything that matches the incredible level of epic win that is this post.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:19
Sharpless
Beautifulllll. The Mai Shiranui cosplayer gets the motor running. I love Asian women. Any one of them is so much nicer than any of the women over he-... er, um, I totally didn't say that. I'm never getting laid now, am I?

I didn't see anything wrong with their teeth, other than there being a lot of surprisingly yellow ones. Americans obsess over snaggleteeth too much. I've seen much worse, people. Lower your standards.
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