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In Japan, the game of Life on the Wii has a terrible secret.  A dark secret, mostly brown, and probably only amusing or offensive to a Western audience.  I'm not sure any local will flinch at the sight of a mini-game where helicopter-propelled asses parade around the screen to be impaled by a deluge of machine-gun fecal fire, but this is exactly what you get!  Check out the video and wait for it to pop up near the end for a second. If you blink you'll miss it.  I confronted a booth prosti* nearby for more information.

Niero: Look at this clip on my camera. Is that a mini game of shit missiles and flying asses?
Booth babe: TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE *BLINKS*
Niero: No, I'm serious. My ancesors are really offended. What is this?
Booth babe: DIARREAH-GET!  Oh, so sorry, did you want to shit on my chest?

I did get a chance to play the game of Life, which features a Wiimote-enabled control schema that allows you spin for turns and then engages you in mini-games when you land on certain spots but I unfortunately didn't get a chance to get my hands dirty (hyuk hyuk) with this mode.

Whatever, at least it was experienced and shared. The clip probably missed by everyone passing by the Tamara Tomy booth unless except for the few people that sat through the entire presentation eighteen times after collapsing in front of their kiosk from the fatigue of trudging around in a robot helmet. If and when the game is localized for Americans I'm sure this event will be sadly left out, however important the inclusion of the circle of poo is in Life.  As result I have a burning desire to go play Toilet Kids.

* Prosti (pross-tee) A noun coined by Kuri:  (1) A woman dressed like a total slut.  (2) A Miami chonga (3) A girl a few drinks away from acting like a complimentary prostitute.  Example: I went to the mall and it was full of prostis.


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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:09
Toneman
You shat on her, right?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:13
Niero
Twice.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:33
Mxyzptlk
This is what happens when you translate Tay Zonday into Japanese.
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:43
Azereki
I always left my wife and kids at the starting line in the board game version, will that be possible in the Wii iteration of the game?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 01:45
Neonie
Wow
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 02:15
Wedge
Won't load for me either. Weird.
TehPhil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 06:27
TehPhil
Making dookie on women show you love them.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 07:17
Butmac
haha that's gold
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 07:39
Rockvillian
But shooting poop AT butts? I've so thought of that idea before.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 07:49
Brad Rice
So, are we going to have a mountain of Niero porn when you come back? A full 20 hours of robot cock action? Please say yes.
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 07:50
fearian
an original twist! arn't you just tired of all the minigames where you shoot poop OUT of butts?
Steel Frog's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 08:05
Steel Frog
Wait, so you're shotting it... INTO butts? Like reverse crappage?
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 08:26
Magesx
Sweet, Mario Party!
Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 08:57
Foe
so... you pinched off a Cleveland Steamer on her chest... right? I mean... she offered so... it's rude not to... perhaps I've said too much...
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 11:27
Oni
It's only love if she gives you a Rusty Trombone right after the Cleveland Steamer.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 16:29
Dexter345
I don't remember this happening back when I played the game of Life as an actual board game. Was I doing it wrong?
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 21:24
Necros
Sexy.
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