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TGS 2007: Tecmo media party

10:08 PM on 09.22.2007   |   Dale North


Tecmo threw a nice little shindig for members of the media, and Nick, Eliza, Florian, and I used our ninpo arts to work our way into the party.

Unlike the other parties we've attended this week, this was quite a bit more intimate -- and by that I mean that we were all packed into two small rooms. While we're still working on our official TGS '07 party review extravaganza, we'll say right off that this one wins the award for the most spilled beers. A DJ spun tunes (American Top 40?) while hired Japanese dancers broke it down. And, like clockwork, drunken Americans joined in the dancing fun. We knocked a few back, took photographs that will be perfect later for blackmail, watched attendees play Swing Golf Panya 2nd Shot! for Best Buy gift certificates, and bitched about how crowded the first public day of TGS was.

Tecmo did things Tecmo style, hiring girls in french maid outfits to bring us beers, shochu, and cocktails. At one point, Nick and I were in line for beer, and one of Tecmo's finest mentioned that these girls are more than just maids, and that we should take advantage of that. We graciously accepted his advice on how to lick fingers and initiate erotic conversation with the maids, and then went about our business.

I was thoroughly entertained by Nick's insistence that Japanese people do not understand the concept of buffet food. I think he's just bitter because he always misses the food, and I remind him that "survival of the fittest" definitely applies. We'll agree to disagree.
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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:04
skankerzero
here's the front of that picture with Scott:

Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:06
Bob Muir
Maids...yummy.
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:14
ChrisFurniss
hooray for fun!
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:15
Dyson
PLEASE tell me that you took advantage of that advice!!

(I hate you more now than ever!)
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:17
Milofo
Sometimes you just gotta ignore logic and go for it man. You know that none of the Japanese guys in there were going to make any advances on them.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:27
Aaron Mxy Yost
lick my stocking!
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:28
Cowboy TTop
Jeez, you lucky people. I'd certainly get one or two of them to service me so I can return the favour (Conan pun) in kind.

I wonder if they serve cream cakes off their cute bodies? Yummy indeed.
grrlaction's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:37
grrlaction
So what you guys are saying is you're jealous to have missed out on the opportunity to have sex... with a prostitute.. Classy.

I would like to learn more about this finger licking thing, though.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:45
Cowboy TTop
Sometimes its rude to get fed and not eat, if you get me. Nothing classy about it. Guys have done much worse when abroad.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:47
Dyson
Please don't badmouth prostitutes, they're people too.
grrlaction's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 22:48
grrlaction
@ Cowboy: I'll keep that in mind next time I kiss my husband goodbye on his way to Tokyo.

Now where's my finger licking? God, what kind of domestic servant does a girl need to dress like to get some erotic conversation initiated over here?

@Dyson: Yeah, and they probably have more money than I do, too. :)
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:01
Dyson
Only if they're pretty ;)
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:24
Cowboy TTop
I find fems in air hostess or military uniforms (of the smart suited kind) does it for me (indeed if you are pretty, it enhances the look). Hey, you did ask. Either those or nurse stuff. Is this topic straying?

That's right pros have to get paid too and I wasn't bad mouthing anyone. Prostitution still isn't legal in the U.K, and while I'm all for it being a legalised, taxed job option, many over here want to bury and hide it and its dangers, thinking it will just stop. This is far from the truth though.

Lucky are those that (elsewhere) can work their trade under the laws wing.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 05:02
Nocturnal XVIII
I now know far more about Cowboy TTop than I ever cared too....
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 11:24
Holyetheline
Their Japanese cuteness is too much for me, omg.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 14:14
Sharpless
LOL @ Japan. So right and yet so wrong.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 17:46
Cowboy TTop
Lol, never a dull moment with me. Oh no, have a disappointed you? Lol. Don't judge me too harshly, for I'm just a man.
SCOTT POPULAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 21:10
SCOTT POPULAR
GOOD TIMES! Magdalene Veen showed this post to me on the last day of the show. I have some pictures from the after-after party at the bar upstairs. Who should I mail them to?

I wrote another response to this post on www.dfpradio.com if you get a chance, check it out. http://www.dfpradio.com/?p=1459
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