I'm sure many of you remember Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, the DS title that allowed you to "explore" young witches. Apparently there is no such thing in Japan as feeling up teenage girls too much, as SNK Playmore proudly displayed new posters advertising the sequel at TGS. Many gamers complained the original title wasn't a very good game, but I'm not sure what kind of opium they're firing up to have a problem with a game that advocates legal molestation. GET MOLESTIN', PEOPLE! At any rate, the game is planned for release in 2008, so in the meantime maybe you should practice on some real girls, if they don't hit you first.
[Thanks to Golden Donut]
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1:54 PM on 09.20.2007
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Little boys and rabbits. And calling it duo? Multiplayer?
GANG TOUCHING!
Rabbit bukkake, FTW!
This is on every pedo's must own list.
"I got this game for one stage, and I can't stop touching it!"
-The Catholic Church
"Must own import of the year"
-Michael Jackson
"I'd hit it."
And Jesus, did I ever feel creeped out during the witch-touching bits.
Now, off to the wharfs to find a shady individual to import this for me
Ill admit I played Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, but I didnt like it! Seriously, Im not creepy... heh heh...
In closing,
would play this game
I'm just saying.
you just poke them....and only from the waist down and if you try to be a perv, you cant cause the clothes dont move. the dirtiest thing is the soft moaning, which is pretty standard in all jap voiceovers ive heard
it's a text adventure marketed as a pedo game
Must be pretty popular if its getting a sequel (those crazy japs). I hope you get to burn or drown them instead though. I'll rouse the lynch mob, you prep the twigs and
For bizarre import gaming curiousity only, I'd check it out. Problem is I'd feel really dirty playing it.
Mr Destructoid Roboto might not though. I heard he loves touching the kids. Lol.