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TGS 2007: Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 2 announced, now with more upskirts photo

I'm sure many of you remember Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, the DS title that allowed you to "explore" young witches. Apparently there is no such thing in Japan as feeling up teenage girls too much, as SNK Playmore proudly displayed new posters advertising the sequel at TGS. Many gamers complained the original title wasn't a very good game, but I'm not sure what kind of opium they're firing up to have a problem with a game that advocates legal molestation. GET MOLESTIN', PEOPLE! At any rate, the game is planned for release in 2008, so in the meantime maybe you should practice on some real girls, if they don't hit you first.

[Thanks to Golden Donut] 


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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 13:51
Cowzilla3
I heard you don't get slapped if you touch the girl with your DS pen, they like that.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 13:52
Mxyzptlk
Pedobear in 3, 2, 1...
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 13:52
ShadowXOR
I love the text on that image...nice work.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 13:55
Lord_Satorious
The game really sucks, but I just LOVE the concept.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 13:59
AngelsDontBurn
Ohhh those wacky, perverted Japanese.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 14:05
BluDesign
Hell yes.

Little boys and rabbits. And calling it duo? Multiplayer?

GANG TOUCHING!

Rabbit bukkake, FTW!

This is on every pedo's must own list.

"I got this game for one stage, and I can't stop touching it!"
-The Catholic Church

"Must own import of the year"
-Michael Jackson


"I'd hit it."
aniki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 14:15
aniki
I didn't think it was a bad game (leaving aside the (im)morality), but as someone who doesn't speak Japanese, it's fucking difficult.

And Jesus, did I ever feel creeped out during the witch-touching bits.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 14:17
SourGr8pes
Uhh, isn't that Konota from Lucky Star in the first picture..?

Now, off to the wharfs to find a shady individual to import this for me
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 14:31
Brad Rice
wtf is Konata doing there?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 15:01
king3vbo
Yah, why is Konata in that picture?

Ill admit I played Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, but I didnt like it! Seriously, Im not creepy... heh heh...

In closing,

would play this game
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 15:38
Necros
God, way to keep the creepy train going, Japan.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 15:39
Myrmidon16
thats hot.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 16:09
The-Excel
Nice feature picture.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 17:06
Tron Knotts
It's funny how a lot of the people who say this game is for the criminal suxxors are also those who car jack, pork prostatutes then kill them, and chainsaw their own lackies in the GTA series.

I'm just saying.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 17:45
braulio09
it's not really perverted

you just poke them....and only from the waist down and if you try to be a perv, you cant cause the clothes dont move. the dirtiest thing is the soft moaning, which is pretty standard in all jap voiceovers ive heard

it's a text adventure marketed as a pedo game
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:40
Cowboy TTop
They should call this, Touch the bitches, To find the witches 2. Lol.

Must be pretty popular if its getting a sequel (those crazy japs). I hope you get to burn or drown them instead though. I'll rouse the lynch mob, you prep the twigs and

For bizarre import gaming curiousity only, I'd check it out. Problem is I'd feel really dirty playing it.

Mr Destructoid Roboto might not though. I heard he loves touching the kids. Lol.
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