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To many of our more astute readers, well versed in the odd idiosyncrosies of foreign cultures, it will perhaps be surprising to see a beautiful, demure Japanese woman posing next to a giant tentacle. "Why isn't it crammed up her vagina?" you might well ask. I'm sorry. I just don't know. It's just one more mystery of TGS.


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Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 09/20/2007 18:07
Oh.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 09/20/2007 18:08
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 09/20/2007 18:10

I see my cousin is doing well for himself!
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king3vbo at 09/20/2007 18:10
...years of spending all my time on teh internet has taught me that something is not quite right with this picture... almost like it is missing something...
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paranoiaXVI at 09/20/2007 18:11
Little too big, huh?
Probably waiting for a porker to stroll by.
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nademagnet at 09/20/2007 18:18
hahaha! Oh man... those crazy Japanese girls. I just love long slimy wiggly things...
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DeusPayne at 09/20/2007 18:19
Her vagina is lacking 1 giant tentacle.
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Kalmah at 09/20/2007 18:19
Hmmm... I wonder what she plans on doing around those tentacles.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/20/2007 18:24
Fappity fap fap
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/20/2007 18:26
Florian,
Can you ask her to lick the tentacle at least?
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Takeshi at 09/20/2007 18:34
Ooooh way better than the things I saw on TGS.

Thanks Florian I thought this world was done for...
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snotrocket at 09/20/2007 18:35
Haha, why isn't your Japanator sister, Brad, reporting this!?
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Grimspoon at 09/20/2007 18:46
bluemeep, you beat me to it. Le sigh.
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bluemeep at 09/20/2007 18:56
@Grimspoon: I take my jokes the same way I take my sex -- fast and obvious.
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liam2015 at 09/20/2007 19:10
It's simple math really.

Hot asian chick+shiny short-cut skirt+gigantic tentacle=no strange tentacle sex...?

IT DUZENT ADDZ UP!!!!!1
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Lazerface84 at 09/20/2007 19:19
tentacle porn is so revolting It makes me claw my eyes out like sam neil in Event Horizon.

Now, japanese girls putting a bunch of small live eels in their butt and then launching them out like little slim jims...

That is awesome!
OHHH YEAH
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
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KyleGamgee at 09/20/2007 19:39
Wow, this is all very graphic.
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MechaMonkey at 09/20/2007 19:53
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Commodore624 at 09/20/2007 19:57
Have you ever read something that makes you lose all hope in the human race but in a good way. You guys are bringing me ever closer to realizing my dream thank you guys =] proud to apart of this community
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Brad Rice at 09/20/2007 20:26
Tentacles. It's almost a prerequisite for a discussion about Japan.
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Necros at 09/20/2007 20:35
Slimy, yet satisfying.
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stummies1121 at 09/20/2007 21:49
I knew that you wouldn't be able to resist a tentacle-related post, being in Japan and all. Not that you can resist them when your elsewhere, either :)

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SourGr8pes at 09/20/2007 22:52
....JUST the vagina?
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Wargasmic at 09/20/2007 23:09
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Boolean at 09/20/2007 23:26
One of my asian friends tried his best to explain why tentacle rape is totally awesome and every other form of porn is boring. He went onto say "God I wish I had tentacles". I laughed, he didn't...
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brosef at 09/21/2007 00:20
"enter Ninja Scroll reference here"
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/21/2007 04:10
Foreshadowing?
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Snaileb at 09/21/2007 07:22
Jim is funny.

Tentacles can be too, but in this case, there's no pooper action.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/21/2007 08:13
In the shitter or GTFO
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Lungless Boy at 09/21/2007 09:38
For such large creatures, your garden variety tentacle is way stupid. In the winter, you know, Japanese girls are far too small to hibernate in. Standard standalone prehensiles require a lot of chillax time.
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diversionmary at 09/21/2007 17:11
in before rule34




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