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To many of our more astute readers, well versed in the odd idiosyncrosies of foreign cultures, it will perhaps be surprising to see a beautiful, demure Japanese woman posing next to a giant tentacle. "Why isn't it crammed up her vagina?" you might well ask. I'm sorry. I just don't know. It's just one more mystery of TGS.


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Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:07
Jim Sterling
Oh.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:08
Neonie
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:10
bluemeep

I see my cousin is doing well for himself!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:10
king3vbo
...years of spending all my time on teh internet has taught me that something is not quite right with this picture... almost like it is missing something...
paranoiaXVI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:11
paranoiaXVI
Little too big, huh?
Probably waiting for a porker to stroll by.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:18
nademagnet
hahaha! Oh man... those crazy Japanese girls. I just love long slimy wiggly things...
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:19
DeusPayne
Her vagina is lacking 1 giant tentacle.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:19
Kalmah
Hmmm... I wonder what she plans on doing around those tentacles.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:24
RICHARD BLOCKER
Fappity fap fap
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:26
RICHARD BLOCKER
Florian,
Can you ask her to lick the tentacle at least?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:34
Takeshi
Ooooh way better than the things I saw on TGS.

Thanks Florian I thought this world was done for...
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:35
snotrocket
Haha, why isn't your Japanator sister, Brad, reporting this!?
Grimspoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:46
Grimspoon
bluemeep, you beat me to it. Le sigh.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 18:56
bluemeep
@Grimspoon: I take my jokes the same way I take my sex -- fast and obvious.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:10
liam2015
It's simple math really.

Hot asian chick+shiny short-cut skirt+gigantic tentacle=no strange tentacle sex...?

IT DUZENT ADDZ UP!!!!!1
Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:19
Lazerface84
tentacle porn is so revolting It makes me claw my eyes out like sam neil in Event Horizon.

Now, japanese girls putting a bunch of small live eels in their butt and then launching them out like little slim jims...

That is awesome!
OHHH YEAH
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:39
KyleGamgee
Wow, this is all very graphic.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:53
MechaMonkey
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 19:57
Commodore624
Have you ever read something that makes you lose all hope in the human race but in a good way. You guys are bringing me ever closer to realizing my dream thank you guys =] proud to apart of this community
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:26
Brad Rice
Tentacles. It's almost a prerequisite for a discussion about Japan.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 20:35
Necros
Slimy, yet satisfying.
stummies1121's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 21:49
stummies1121
I knew that you wouldn't be able to resist a tentacle-related post, being in Japan and all. Not that you can resist them when your elsewhere, either :)

SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 22:52
SourGr8pes
....JUST the vagina?
Wargasmic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:09
Wargasmic
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 23:26
Boolean
One of my asian friends tried his best to explain why tentacle rape is totally awesome and every other form of porn is boring. He went onto say "God I wish I had tentacles". I laughed, he didn't...
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 00:20
brosef
"enter Ninja Scroll reference here"
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 04:10
Mxyzptlk
Foreshadowing?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 07:22
Snaileb
Jim is funny.

Tentacles can be too, but in this case, there's no pooper action.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 08:13
RICHARD BLOCKER
In the shitter or GTFO
Lungless Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 09:38
Lungless Boy
For such large creatures, your garden variety tentacle is way stupid. In the winter, you know, Japanese girls are far too small to hibernate in. Standard standalone prehensiles require a lot of chillax time.
diversionmary's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 17:11
diversionmary
in before rule34




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