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What the hell, right?

If you've already watched the above video, I bet you've come back for some context. Without context, this has to be one of the strangest things I've ever seen. Even with context it's still pretty strange. 

So here's the deal: We went to Tecmo's TGS party, much like we do every year. Well, this year, thanks to the recent merger, it's now the Tecmo Koei party, but it's still in the same Kaihin Makuhari hotel, and there's still the same drinking and debauchery as always. This year they decided to throw an air guitar contest, and our own Rey Gutierrez decided to join in the fun. Rey was dead set on winning the prize, a guitar controller autographed by the Tecmo Koei staff.

Rey competed in all four rounds and did well, judging by audience response. For the last round, though, he had a solid plan: he would be as over-the-top as needed to win this prize. It turns out that Rey's boldness was contagious, and soon all contestants were dancing shirtless. I'm still nodding in disbelief. Nick stood behind me the whole time, quietly muttering "what is happening?" over and over.

In the end, Rey won. Thanks for taking one for the team, man. I don't know if you'll ever win this one down.

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Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:09
Jamie McGinn
Rey, you are my hero now.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:11
GoS-CPT-Stewart
That was amazing.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:12
Super Drybones
In for a penny in for a pound
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:16
Niero
Friends - I know how to pick them. You've done me proud.
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:22
seltzermx
I got ones!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:23
Havoc Fang
And this is why DToid is my most visited website.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:26
Overcrowd
Rey = BEAST.
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:27
Mikular
Wow, man.
I love Destructoid.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:27
HEL105
GOTY!
kitae's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:32
kitae
Skinny white boys $$$$$
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:33
Red TheHaze Veron
Really, I'm getting sick of that elbow licking asian FOB.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:38
JTHomeslice
I kinda wish I didn't have the context before watching this.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:41
kalidanthepalidan
An epic victory.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:46
Electrium
Dtoid is having one hell of a TGS!! lol.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:04
Los255
REY FOR PRESIDENT
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:10
Samit Sarkar
What is happening...?
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:16
bluexy
All of those producers were attempting to hide their obvious erections.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:19
Knivy
Fucking amazing, Rey makes them japanese girls go crazy
lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:24
lyfeforce
That's just stellar. Kudos to you, Rey.
iEro-Sennin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:30
iEro-Sennin
What is this i don't even
momomo66's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:37
momomo66
Really? Airforce commercials before your videos now? Because underage children should be taught that war is fun and exciting like a video game, eh? I remember EGM used to do the same thing and it would infuriate me to no end.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:43
Midgetsnowman
...or perhaps underage children should have been educated enough by their parents to know that joining the armed forces is a big decision or that believeing stuff you see in a video is a bad idea?
Gavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:44
Gavin
Click on a fake embedded video to be taken to another page and then sit through an ad just to watch a short video clip?

Fuck you Destructoid. Fuck you in the ass. With a gunblade.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:50
GohanGVO
Uh ... huh.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:50
pendelton21
And this is why Rey is one of the greatest people that ever lived. LOVE YA, TATTOO BROTHER!!!!
diceshow7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:57
diceshow7
The password is-... "flaming"
Cheeseraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:58
Cheeseraven
He is too sexy for his shirt
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:01
kingtobo
And the winner for best TGS coverage in history goes to...
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:19
Technophile
R3y wins everything. This is just truth.
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:20
MowDownJoe
Was Brad Nicholson there to join in the shirtless dancing?
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:21
Vedicardi2
DETROIT ROCK CI-TAAAAY!

hell yeah!
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:29
SakuChan
ROFL, wow, Rey. XD

And that one girl screaming was utterly annoying.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:34
Brian Szabelski
LOL Rey, congrats. And Bozon is a nice fellow, too. Glad to see IGN sent him along for the trip. :)
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:50
Darren Nakamura
This is worth it if only for the story he'll be able to tell.
dolson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 19:15
dolson
r3y ftw
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 19:30
Xzyliac
A mighty, mighty, victory.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 19:42
Niero
@ Gavin - can I invoice you for the airfare to Japan instead? :P
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 20:00
Trebz
I could never do that in a million years.

Of course, I don't have Rey's balls of steel.
seipokgaicalv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 20:14
seipokgaicalv
ROFL that's funny as
the guitar looks great .. haha
No doubt rey's an animal :P
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 20:54
CrocBox
That was fantastic, I am so jealous of him now xD
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 00:03
Arttemis
Rey, you're the fucking man!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 03:58
Takeshi
I think Rey is the sexiest thing that ever happened to Destructoid. Scratch that. I know it is.
Matt Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 11:16
Matt Mueller
I hate you.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 20:40
lewness
TGS '10 will be a shirtless event, congratulations.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 08:30
falinter
maybe next year he will go pantless.
Wheatspin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 13:59
Wheatspin
Of course Ray won. He sat on a fatty in front of a bunch of girls (you can take that statement in as many ways as you want. they're ALL true).
Eurotuner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 01:25
Eurotuner
How the fuck did he win? I didn't see him do any air guitar, he just humped his fat friend. Very gay.
Eurotuner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 01:27
Eurotuner
In all honesty I turned it off after about 20 seconds, I hate attention whores.
hollywooda's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2009 09:51
hollywooda
Ahhh... The National worlds biggest Cnut competition.
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