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Many mango seasons ago, a Japanese company promised a revolution to the gaming populace with a tiny white box and its magical motion-sensing controller. The day finally arrived when the heavens opened, and Nintendo's console finally revealed itself. It was definitely different. Most of us received it with open arms and welcomed our newfound messiah. But for some of us, the glitter soon went away and it wasn't long until we came to terms with the "waggling" truth. Dominant worldwide sales aside, the Wii is not for everybody.

Scenarios like these can leave a horrible taste in any cynical gamer's mouth. So when Sony and Microsoft announced they'd follow Nintendo's lead while claiming to perfect the motion-sensing phenomenon,  I was scrambling to the nearest exit, demanding this awful nightmare to come to an end. Then Project Natal was finally announced. Great. Neato. Here we go again.

After Microsoft's E3 2009 keynote, two different factions sprouted that summer day. You either joined the Natal cult, or died of laughter. I was part of the latter. Months later, I find myself standing in a perfectly lit fluorescent room, with green and white body parts across the walls, and Project Natal comes to life right in front of me.

Damn it. I really wanted to hate Project Natal.








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zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 15:57
zombielifecoach
I'm sorry, but I already feel like a big enough douche when I use my Wii, I REFUSE to up the douche ante will the full body shenanagins of Natal. Simply put, Microsoft's latest toy will not be for this gamer.

BTW, how long IS a mango season?
mrsatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 15:58
mrsatan
Man, so worse than the Wii. Now you for sure look like an idiot.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:05
Niero
Looks like you guys had a blast. Still, it seems this require a dedicated room in a house to work.
Benzido's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:06
Benzido
Is that... your hair?
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:08
Mr Andy Dixon
If they decide to sell every Natal "console" with a case of Beast Ice, only then will I purchase. Otherwise, I'm with zombielifecoach. Hand/arm waggling is bad enough. My balls aren't big enough to do this shit in my living room with actual people around.
theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:09
theswitcher
You HAVE to stand up while playing Natal?

Well, Jim Sterling won't be reviewing any games then.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:11
Xzyliac
Much like the Wii we'll have to wait and see.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:13
Niero
Benzido - he's wearing a cap :)
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:16
GoldenGamerXero
I really dislike Natal but I have to say if the people who try it say that it's fun it could be pretty good.

Anything that gets more fun and orginality out there I suppose.
BrainLazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:18
BrainLazy
I think a lot of people are dismissing how well Natal can work with a UI.
Lydeck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:19
Lydeck
@theswitcher

LMAO!
Buddyleej's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:20
Buddyleej
That really doesn't look fun at all guys. I bought a Wii and probably within a month it was sitting idle. I never turned it back on and ended up selling it. I wish people would stop drinking the Microsoft Kool Aid on this.
fangurl667's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:25
fangurl667
Look, if I wanted to actually get up and play ball, I'd take my butt outside and play ball. No Natal for me.
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:26
Hohojirozame
I hope they don't try to make any competitive games for this thing, like sports games or fighting games. Eh, who knows, maybe Street Fighter 4 Natal would be a hit.....
azenchen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:26
azenchen
i don't see it, what's so amazing?
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:27
Hohojirozame
@fangurl667

Exactly
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:29
Noah
HOLY CRAP KATAMARI NATAL!!!!!!!! I'M JOINING THE NATAL CULT
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:32
Steel Squirrel
I find it odd that most of the people who comment on Natal articles saying they hate or love it, have probably never tried it.

I just want everyone to know, that I love dancing on Neptune.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:34
funran
i dont have the space for shit like this.
natetehgreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:37
natetehgreat
This is the first time I've seen Natal used in a practical way.

I don't see it getting much use if they don't develop some physical controller, though. There's no way to maneuver a character in a first or third-person game without either 1) making some kind of stomping motion, 2) on-rails gameplay (no thanks) or 3) falling back on a traditional controller's analog sticks.

You can't even point and shoot like you can with the Wiimote because you have no trigger to pull or button to press (other than yelling PEW PEW PEW into the Natal's built-in mic across the room). It's just reminds me of a slightly more precise Eyetoy: a half-baked means of control.
Hiltz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:39
Hiltz
So instead of waggle you'll be flailing your arms, hands and feet around. How is that any better ?

Combine that with no force feedback and I'm currently not sold on Natal.
Critical Damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:41
Critical Damage
It could be fun, but I would only enjoy it with a bunch of friends. Kinda like <i>Rockband</i> or just about any game on the Wii.

On a side note. What is the music in that video? I loved it.
Critical Damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:41
Critical Damage
Italics Fail
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:41
GoldenGamerXero
@Steel Squirrel

If you're serious forget my earlier comment. You just completely sold me on NATAL. All Microsoft is advertising for it is the crappy VR stunts where it's just like going outside but inside but I would shut up about everything if promised interplanetary dancefests. Why is it that everyone who works in PR always does crappier jobs at it than people on the internet?
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:43
HiddenAHB
If you don't show whats happenning in the game people will look like retards. The same goes for the Wii.
craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:44
craigbezzle
@natetehgreat--goddamn you. I fucking need a game to recognize my 'PEW PEW PEW' sound effects; then my life will be complete.
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:46
sylphx
You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:46
Hcapt
It's really easy to hate project Natal. Just remember that Halo Reach is not Natal exclusive, and there are no hardcore exclusives planned. That means no FPS's where you get to point and shoot.

See? Now I hate Natal.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 16:53
Crunshii
what HiddenAHB said. but it already looks like the hit the bounce ball game which has revolutionized gaming.

/s

Like Kojima said, Natal is better of for camera security or something else other that gaming.
RTsharpshooter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:02
RTsharpshooter
I;m going with GoldenGamerXero on this one.
Its a step forward that they're trying something like this,but I'll wait and see how this turns out.

And yes, I still use my Wii. I don't care enough about my image to worry about looking like a "douche" when I slice someone in half in No More Heroes.
But hey, that's just me.
natetehgreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:15
natetehgreat
@craigbezzle,

lol, now I'm envisioning a Natal game with an escort mission and accidentally shooting the escortee (?) when all I did was sneeze. :D
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:19
Steel Squirrel
Seriously, I love dancing on Neptune.

I think the bigger picture here is... if you flip the word Natal backwards and replace the L with an S... we can all see what is really going on here.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:52
Springsteen
This seems VERY entertaining. I can see myself having one hell of a time playing it. Unfortunately, I also find it unlikely that it will be easy to find interesting ways to make interesting games with it. The lack of feedback and physicality is very unsettling and, honestly, I don't see that "universal object recognition" thing working all that well. It could end up being used for exclusive peripherals, but I don't think It will recognize a skateboard for Tony Hawk-ing or a broom for swordfighting.

I still need to see more inventive uses. If new ways to play old games that already work well is the best they can throw at me, I won't be impressed. And I don't think the ball reflecting thing is even mildly enticing. Wii Fit has done it before to a lesser degree. What I mean is that they show stop focusing on how wonderful and revollutionary their invent is(and you can beat each inch of your ass that it is) and start developing things that would actually make me go "ooooooh now I get it. Indeed it is unique". That's my main gripe with it, most people like it even though they don't seem to really get it, get it? The most impressive thing so far is a voice-motion recognizing child that, if Molyneux's past is of any indication, will fall short of its promises, despite it being a great idea.

I'm not hating. Just not buying it yet. And hoping they can grip me by the balls and make me forget about my previous red ring as I buy a 360-Natal bundle.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 17:58
Xzyliac
@Steel Squirrel
Because you can't possibly form an opinion without completely going through every single nook and crannie.

Seriously why do people say this? Surely you form an opinion on a game based on a trailer or previews. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:17
HarassmentPanda
Is it possible for Nick Chester to do anything without headbanging? Dude is so metal.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 18:41
Jonathan Ross
Nick Chester is so metal he headbangs while he bangs.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:12
Diverse
Why is that douchebag wearing sunglasses indoors.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:18
nukka jdav
The only reason the Wii gathers dust is because of the games. To dismiss the control possibilities of Natal as lame is unjust. These are tech demos, stay optimistic people.
agentarsenic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:32
agentarsenic
I don't believe a single one of the videos at e3 was an actual demo. Looked like prerendered videos and prepared actors to me. Plus, Lionhead Studios (one of the demoers) are masters of vaporware bullshit. Won't believe it til I play it.
Restier's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 19:36
Restier
What is the song name?
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 21:00
Everyday Legend
Katamari on Natal would be pretty cool. That alone might sway me into believer status...but as I always say, playing is believing, and with no playtime comes no investment of faith.

"I really wanted to hate Natal." Doesn't tell me much...what didn't you hate?
bassbeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 21:13
bassbeast
I remember playing this at E3 2004. It was called THE EYETOY!

Wow, I wonder how this will actually be any different. There's no way Milo is real. I think the ball-bouncing demo is the best you'll see outta this one.

And +1 for finding out what the music is for the vid. Best damn part of it.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 21:45
-PL-
Yeah, I remember when the Wii was fun the first time I played it too. Then I played it a couple more times and I was spent.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 22:24
Trebz
I'm still waiting before I conclude. There've been so many times when something looks stupid and it ends up being genius in this industry.

But I don't know if it would work well in my bedroom.
and0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 23:50
and0
Seems cool, I don't get the hate (I guess that's just gaming communities, I DON'T WANT IT SO ANYONE WHO DOES CAN GO TO HELL). I'll get it if it works well.

I think a lot of the people claiming it's "embarassing" to use are just uptight. Maybe they don't mind being told what to do when it's just using a controller, but it feels embarrassing putting physical effort into a video game and they just don't feel "cool" doing it. If you have a crowd of chill people, then it could be a blast. It also seems like a way to REALLY get a workout, at least far more than the Wii really gives you.
Edge2k10's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 02:15
Edge2k10
It seems a lot more intricate and sensitive than the Eye Toy and Wii are, so there is a lot of potential. The kind words from people who have tried it make me a little more excited for it. I'll wait til it's out and hear the final verdict on it before I buy one, but the more I see the Natal in action the more I think that this might be the real deal.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 03:13
TheJesusNinja26
Italians are going to very good at Natal.

And IMO I really believe this will be done infinitely better than the Wii
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 03:18
Artemus
Hmmm... Motion controls. Hmmm...
BrainLazy is back! Where ya guys been, man?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 03:38
pedrovay2003
Exactly what fangurl said. I play video games to escape reality, not to simulate it. Screw this thing.
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 06:06
Grasshopper7
I think Natal is impressive in theory, but its useless unless you have something interesting to do with it, and that doesnt exist yet. Its like a solution to a problem nobody had.
also, @sylphx, nice reference!
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