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Given that 87% of Square Enix' total sales come from the Land of the Rising Sun, it's no surprise that they would try to promote one of their biggest franchises at the biggest games convention in Japan (and probably the world). Tokyo Games Show has already revealed a Final Fantasy XIII–branded PlayStation 3, a few new screenshots from Final Fantasy Versus XIII, and a new trailer for Final Fantasy XIV; and here's a hot-off-the-presses trailer for the Wii-exclusive Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers, for your viewing pleasure.

Although The Crystal Bearers has had its fair share of development troubles, the game has a firm release date of December 26, just barely qualifying for Jonathan Holmes' most anticipated game of the year. The Crystal Bearers is already making waves with the promise of badass telekinetic combat and a protagonist named Layle, one of the eponymous crystal bearers. As you can tell from the trailer, Layle would rather blow things up than expose his midriff, whine, or lose his memory; instead, he's a mercenary: he kills people for money.

How refreshing.

Anyway, say what you will about Final Fantasy or Crystal Chronicles, but this trailer makes The Crystal Bearers look like the most metal Final Fantasy game since Locke and Co. fought the Ghost Train. I mean, you fight a skeleton riding a  flaming motorcycle, for Chrissakes. For everyone that ever wanted Balthier to get his own game, The Crystal Bearers might be for you -- I'm pretty sure that Layle is going to "Phoenix down" Goldenrod (HEYO!) before the end of the game, and he rocks a tuxedo. He might be the best Final Fantasy protagonist since Zidane.

Yeah, I said it.








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flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 17:53
flabzilla
"He might be the best Final Fantasy protagonist since Zidane."

What.. :|
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 17:55
Daxelman
Oh.

I want this. I WANT THIS NOW.
Capm Trevo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:01
Capm Trevo
Crystal Chronicles has been my favorite FF series since the GC one came out, so I'm really stoked for this game. It looks like there's going to be SO MUCH TO DO in crystal bearers!
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:03
Ckarasu
@Flabzilla: Zidane was THE best Final Fantasy protagonist I have ever come across. No one (from the franchise) has ever come close.
John Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:07
John Dillinger
this looks better than ff13
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:08
Steel Brotha
@ Ckarasu

What ... :|
i'd give the protagonist from chocobo dungeon a better placing than Zidane.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:09
Genki-JAM
First half of the trailer was awesome. Second half was really meh (wtf was up with all the talking over other people?).

Also, the main character looks like a mix between Haley Joel Osment and Owen Wilson...



See it?
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:10
eternalplayer2345
Ugh the voice acting is annoying but it looks awesome probably a rent
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:10
phantomile
So much more excited for this than I ever could be for XIII, XIV, or Versus XIII.
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:12
Ckarasu
@Steel Brotha: Nope. He is the best, IMO. Way better than Tidus, Squall, and Cloud combined.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:17
flabzilla
Shame there is no date for Europe yet, wouldn't minded getting it for Xmas. Bah.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:17
HEL105
Any mention of Balthier or anything FFXII-related makes me happy.

More on-topic, I haven't played a Crystal Chronicles game since the first on Gamecube. Have they gotten better?
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:22
ProperlyParanoid
Looks fun! I loved the original Crystal Chronicles, so I hope this is just as good or even better.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:25
Genki-JAM
And for a better comparison...

Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:26
Genki-JAM
O hay, its BBcode failure!

Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:29
Jonathan Holmes
Looks pretty bitchin'.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:30
Springsteen
"Duh Crystal Bearuhrs"

Way to end an otherwise flawless trailer. Other than that, awesome, aswesome, awesome. The Crystal series was always a personal love affair of mine and, although it's seen its share of messy executions and lame single-player gaming, this one seems to be very redeeming.

Please don't suck.
elysse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:48
elysse
At first, I read that logo as Final Fantasy and the Crystal Berries. It's not nearly as humorous as I thought.
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:08
perri
YES. Can't wait for this game...Day after Christmas eh...interesting strategy. Better sell, looks incredible. Can't wait to play this!

Also, the voice acting is awesome! What's wrong with you guys??? The english dubs better impress.
Katamaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:21
Katamaya
I'll buy it because I'm a whore like that.
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:23
realyst
Port this to PSP now. Pleaaaaase. Cm'on, the visuals don't look that poly intensive. Textures may need to be downscaled a little. A few tweaks to drawing distance maybe but...hell, I just don't wanna have to get a Wii :(
anchorman84's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:32
anchorman84
that exchange with that little moogle is pretty hilarious.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:35
Diverse
Looks damn awesome. And the trailer sure offers up it's share of budding loli cleavage. Awesome.

And yup, Zidane > other FF protagonists.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:51
etirflita
I think attacking skeletons while you're on a motorcycle is cooler, but it looks like snowboarding is making its triumphant return to FF.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:56
pedrovay2003
Aside from the voice acting that makes me want to shove a screwdriver in my ear, I really want this game.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 19:56
Matthew Blake
I'm loving the devil-may-care attitude of the cast so far. Hopefully this'll be as much fun as it looks to be.
Mayiplay's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:12
Mayiplay
Okay, NOW I'm convinced I have to play this spin-off series!
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:41
Cowboy TTop
Yeah, If I had a Wii, I'd buy this, the whole trailer screams a fun game. The question I'd like to ask though, is why can't FF games be like this more. Sometimes they get to serious for their own good.

Humour here, reminds me of Lost Odyssey a bit, and works well.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:41
Jonathan Holmes
@ realyst- Uh, why wouldn't you want to buy a Wii?
Woland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:44
Woland
What is with the horrible voice actors spouting irrelevant one-liners that don't have anything to do with anything?

"Insubordination is a great offense."
"I smell treasure here."

"Arrest that woman"
"Run"
"Perfect"

"Only a crystal bearer..."
"Well then. Fun times ahead."

Seriously, what is the point of all this trivial, uninteresting dialogue quoted out of context? They just spliced random shit together, it makes no sense.
Woland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:46
Woland
Forgot to mention how at the end they start talking over each other. Is this even a trailer?
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:51
Retrofraction
This looks like the first Final Fantasy that looks worth my time since since VI

I think Enix finnaly put their mouth where thier wallet is with this wii game.

I just hope it comes out before next year!!!

and hell yeah the thing that makes FF great is that it IS from another culture.
And well the only reason I don't like most of the new ones is that they got TOO relistic and play like any American basic MMO right now.
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 20:53
Retrofraction
LOL at the begining he is humming the beginning credit music to Final Fantasy 1
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 21:11
EdgyDude
wow, it actually looks good.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 21:32
Infinitys End
Yeah like others have said, this might be the first SQUEENIX game I've actually been impressed with by watching one of their trailers in like.... FOREVER.
ydarkage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 22:18
ydarkage
the graphs are very impressive!!
Vanor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 23:14
Vanor
This actually looks fun and to not be taking itself very seriously at all, even seems to be tongue-in-cheek and making fun of itself. I can't wait for this to come out. It's been a good year for the Wii. Been a lot of consistently solid titles come out throughout the whole year so far.
hswbaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 23:31
hswbaz
Is it just me or does this game look like the worst FF game well ever. I've watched a lot of videos of this and read a lot and I just cannot get behind this game at all. I would rather see an VIII remake, CC1 remake, and XIII release more than this. I hope the soundtrack is done by Uetmatsu so I can add some more masterpieces to my collection.

Also go go D-toid exclusive!!! Love it!
Modern Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 02:03
Modern Robot
Once I saw the trailer with him in the Tux, I knew this wasn't gonna be your standard square-enix protagonist. Boxing Day can't come any sooner!
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 02:48
Sean Daisy
@uswbaz
Ugh. You want another remake?
Hasn't Hollywood's current 60s Horror Movie Recycling Session, or the Star Wars Special Editions, taught you that if the originals are perfect they are always better left as they are, untouched?

The sole argument I can think of is if you cannot play the games on current tech then it's worth remaking the game so new fans get the opportunity to play them. However VIII is coming out on PSN soon, CC1 can still be played on the Wii with Gamecube BC and XIII is on its way, so surely you're amply covered for your tastes?

I don't know if this game will be great but it's too soon to dismiss it as the worst FF game ever... *cough DirgeOfCerberus cough*
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 03:53
CrocBox
Now this is what CC should have been for the beginning :O I totally want this now... Inside of me.
Lobster Mobster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 08:01
Lobster Mobster
I am REALLY hating this new art style they're using for all their Final Fantasy spin-offs. Not every FF game needs to be about a 12 year old, designed in a way that appeals to 8 year olds.
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 09:56
Archwright
I couldn't hear anything past the first 30 seconds, my ears were bleeding from the bad voice acting.

Also, I think Squeenix has forgotten how to program graphics on systems with limited horsepower. This game looks rancid.
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 09:58
Archwright
@Genki-JAM CAN'T UNSEE!!!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 12:56
GohanGVO
@Retrofraction

"Prologue" is the name of the track he is humming, and it is rather commonplace throughout the Final Fantasy series. :)

Anyway ...

A couple of noteworthy topics for discussion:

- This is not really an RPG. It may be advertised as one due to the Final Fantasy branding, but this is not in the mold of FFI, FFVI, FFX, or FFXIII. I hereby dub the game an alchemy-adventure game! You mix and match elements and monsters to create new reactions in order to defeat enemies and create loot.

- Will the gameplay feature enough depth to last a whole game? I have seen some rumblings that even though the game makes a fun opening impressions, there may not be much under the hood to keep players entertained for hours on end.

- There are some technical limitations floating around in previews and videos. Camera control issues and framerate dips apparently pop up in places, though I hope that is ironed out for the final version (which should go gold within weeks).

- How awesome is Layle? So awesome. Make an Auron/Balthier/Layle game pls.
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 21:43
casesomething
@Woland - How many trailers are there out there that make any sense at all? Very few. If all the lines in trailers made sense and were related to each other, they would probably just have to show a full scene from the movie or game. Trailers have had seemingly random lines in them since the beginning of time.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 18:10
Dan CiTi
Looks like it doesn't take itself too seriously, even more than FF13 does.

The gameplay reminds me of Phantom Dust and Sin & Punishment.

Overall it seems like a fun little game.
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