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Say what you will about Dante's Inferno and its mild flirtation with loyalty to the poem that inspired it, but it looks like its going to be the most fun you ever had plowing through the seven circles of hell. At today's EA Press Conference in Tokyo, we got a first look at one of the levels that had never been seen before: Lust. As you can imagine from the video above, it was pretty horny (and as it should be!).

The bit I got to play opened with an attack by a creature called the Temptress, which attacked me with what looked like a monstrous protuberance of flesh that emerged from a gap in her stomach before I dealt her and her sisters a mean death.  Er, is it just me or did that thing look like a blood engorged portion of the female anatomy?

After this I was led through a few puzzles in a circular area decorated with phallic symbols and eventually got to fight Cleopatra, who was vexed enough to sic her offspring on me. I admit I didn't expect them to come crawling out of her nipples. Told you it was horny!

There's sure to be much more when the game hits shelves this coming February, so be sure to check that out if you need a reason to take your hand out of your own pants for a change.


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Doos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:46
Doos
That's both awesome and heinous.

'Yeah, demon babies come out her nipples!'

Good call.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:50
falinter
I refuse to watch that video.

What the hell is up with that exploding milky tit.
RawwrBag's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:51
RawwrBag
Dammmnnn that header is NSFW! Gotta give me a heads up!
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:52
Nicojay2
Fap?
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:54
Uther
AAAAGH!! My crotch!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:56
Qraze
yup.
TJH518's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:58
TJH518
I demand sodomites!
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:58
taterchimp
@Rawwr....Agreed!
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:00
GrumpyTurtle
Even if this game feels as repetitive as the bit I played at PAX, I want to play it for the art direction if nothing else.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:10
Nicojay2
Demon babies come out her nipples.

One mustn't think about what coming out, but about what one can put in.
Yeah I'm feelin' pretty sick today. Now personally I'm into tame porn (softcore) but if I were to go looking I bet there is quite the fetish for what I suggested.
What? Lowering the tone you say?
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:12
CRAZYAPE69
grumpy turtle...you just want to see some boobs don't you.
Panda Cookies's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:18
Panda Cookies
ALRIGHT! NIPPLE BABIES! This should be a requirement for any next gen game. It would've totally saved Mirror's Edge. Sparkly bloom-filled nipple babies!
whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:19
whatisdelicious
Dude, don't use the God of War II soundtrack for Dante's Inferno. Seriously... Colossus of Rhodes is a fantastic track; Dante's Inferno needs to establish its own identity and this is definitely not helping.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:22
Nitex
So she has hollow tits?
ZilorZilhaust's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:33
ZilorZilhaust
Not hollow Nitex, filled with babies.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:36
LsTr Of SmG
Holy crap that header image put's the NOT in NSFW... Demon babies crawling out of lactating breasts!?

Do not want... and yet...
kevinski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:39
kevinski
Okay, they've got a huge, naked woman, and they need to think of what the best place to have babies coming from would be? I most certainly wouldn't have thought of the nipple first. XD
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:40
TewDee
Well that is fucking creepy.
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:41
Sassafrass
Wait, just seven circles of hell? Exactly how many liberties did they take with this poem?
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:41
GohanGVO
But can I waggle the DS3 for massive jiggling action?
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:43
Isay Isay
Can that header be removed from the article AND the video link on the right? I'd like to still have a job please
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:47
Nicojay2
Yeah yeah, three comment fail I know but I just noticed.

Enter a witty comment (or) image - but keep it SFW

Alright then. :)
GigaMach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:47
GigaMach
Seriously, guys...too much in the header. My job is safe, but c'mon.

Also: This scene will be attacked by someone with something to prove, while completely missing the point. Oh, "art".
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:49
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hey, they're not nipples. They're uteruses
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:49
Frohike
Holy not safe for fucking work, Batman.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:50
Justice
I agree about the header, can we keep all headers safe for work please? Remember what happened when Kotaku put Goatse on the front page? Exactly.
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:56
perri
I expected more from Lust. They aren't going far enough. The way they were talking about it made me think players would be running through a giant orgy. If there is no male nudity they have failed.

This game looks worse and worse.

This is going to leave a larger scar on the industry than Bayonetta. At least that game isn't taking itself seriously and sort of looks to poke fun at a lot of things as anything that sexualized should do. This is just rediculous. It takes two to lust, where are the men? This might call for a cblog...
zoemgs2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:15
zoemgs2
Colette and lust. good combo.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:16
13thDragon
All you pussies whining about OOHOOHHHH IT'S NSFW!!! WWWWAAAHHHHH shouldn't be browsing the fucking internet at work.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:17
Infinitys End
why are you morons looking at Destructoid at work, anyway? GET BACK TO WORK!

Can't wait for the parents to start bitching about this one next... >_>
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:30
whormongr
that game is anti-horny
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:35
LsTr Of SmG
@ 13thDragon and Infinitys End

Just because people mentioned the NSFW thing - doesn't mean they're at work, or if they are, that they're not on their break. You're making assumptions.

Either way I actually think the header image is amusing but I can understand people not wanting to see it, work or no.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:43
BattyAdroit
@13thDragon and Infinitys End: When you guys finally get jobs (that don't involve paper hats), perhaps then you'll understand.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 13:45
UglyDuck
Perri, you are absolutely correct. The game takes place in exactly the 2 minutes of footage you saw and contains absolutely nothing else.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:03
wanderingpixel
Thanks a lot Colette. I was eating cereal when I looked at that photo, dear gao.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:10
13thDragon
Ok then.

All you pussies whining about OOHOOHHHH IT'S NSFW!!! WWWWAAAHHHHH shouldn't be fucking pussies.

Better?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:14
Crunshii
(at work)...

/stands up...



BRAVO!!! BRAVOOO!!!!!!!!!
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:15
Krahsh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

I secretly hope the entrance to this ring of hell is a giant goatse portal.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:16
LsTr Of SmG
@ 13thDragon

*Rolls eyes*

More accurate at least.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:22
timtheterrible
All hail Colette Bennett, Queen of NSFW Headers.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:26
wanderingpixel
Developer 1 -- Hey guys, we have this amazing property with a deep universe. What kind of game should we make?

Developr 2 -- Lets make it a deep story about sin. It can have all this symbolism and be really meaningful.

Developer 3 -- Fuck you Mike, God of War clone!!! Blood, guts, sex, blood, monsters, blood. It'll be bangin'.

Developer 1 -- I love it! I can already hear the cash flowing in; Cha-ching, cha-ching!
amx70s's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:35
amx70s
ha. nice try at censorship quick fix.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:39
Magnalon
@13th Dragon

"All you pussies whining about OOHOOHHHH IT'S NSFW!!! WWWWAAAHHHHH shouldn't be fucking pussies if you lose your job, just move in with your parents."

Fixed?

I don't personally care, but Destructoid does make a point to be safe for work in 99% of its articles.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:42
13thDragon
Haha, the blur really didn't help at all.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:45
timtheterrible
Is this part of the Shitting Dick Nipples mini-game?
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:51
Magnalon
@13th
I think it was a joke due to all the complaining. I can see Jim doing it, haha.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:00
Reginald
ew, that looks like pus.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:07
AgentMOO
My fragile eyesss
DrawnPaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:11
DrawnPaladin
Thats twisted but extremely awesome i cannot wait for this game
whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:15
whatisdelicious
That blur really does nothing. Maybe it's a joke from Destructoid because of all the people complaining, but I'm betting it's because Destructoid has turned into total click whores lately. Every article has to be inflammatory in some way, either because of Jim saying something to incite fanboys, or the news being spun in a needlessly mocking way, or because of a header like this. They just want horny 13-year old guys to click on the article even if they don't give a shit about Dante's Inferno. So fuck all the loyal Destructoid readers at work that love this site enough to check it out on breaks/instead of working; WE WANT BOOBIES.

It's just a little tiring coming to Destructoid lately because the need for EVERY article to try to rile people up just gets old sometimes. It's fine when it works, like when Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo do something INCREDIBLY stupid, but forcing it is dumb.
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