Say what you will about Dante's Inferno and its mild flirtation with loyalty to the poem that inspired it, but it looks like its going to be the most fun you ever had plowing through the seven circles of hell. At today's EA Press Conference in Tokyo, we got a first look at one of the levels that had never been seen before: Lust. As you can imagine from the video above, it was pretty horny (and as it should be!).
The bit I got to play opened with an attack by a creature called the Temptress, which attacked me with what looked like a monstrous protuberance of flesh that emerged from a gap in her stomach before I dealt her and her sisters a mean death. Er, is it just me or did that thing look like a blood engorged portion of the female anatomy?
After this I was led through a few puzzles in a circular area decorated with phallic symbols and eventually got to fight Cleopatra, who was vexed enough to sic her offspring on me. I admit I didn't expect them to come crawling out of her nipples. Told you it was horny!
There's sure to be much more when the game hits shelves this coming February, so be sure to check that out if you need a reason to take your hand out of your own pants for a change.
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11:40 AM on 09.23.2009
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'Yeah, demon babies come out her nipples!'
Good call.
What the hell is up with that exploding milky tit.
One mustn't think about what coming out, but about what one can put in.
Yeah I'm feelin' pretty sick today. Now personally I'm into tame porn (softcore) but if I were to go looking I bet there is quite the fetish for what I suggested.
What? Lowering the tone you say?
Do not want... and yet...
Enter a witty comment (or) image - but keep it SFW
Alright then. :)
Also: This scene will be attacked by someone with something to prove, while completely missing the point. Oh, "art".
This game looks worse and worse.
This is going to leave a larger scar on the industry than Bayonetta. At least that game isn't taking itself seriously and sort of looks to poke fun at a lot of things as anything that sexualized should do. This is just rediculous. It takes two to lust, where are the men? This might call for a cblog...
Can't wait for the parents to start bitching about this one next... >_>
Just because people mentioned the NSFW thing - doesn't mean they're at work, or if they are, that they're not on their break. You're making assumptions.
Either way I actually think the header image is amusing but I can understand people not wanting to see it, work or no.
All you pussies whining about OOHOOHHHH IT'S NSFW!!! WWWWAAAHHHHH shouldn't be fucking pussies.
Better?
/stands up...
BRAVO!!! BRAVOOO!!!!!!!!!
I secretly hope the entrance to this ring of hell is a giant goatse portal.
*Rolls eyes*
More accurate at least.
Developr 2 -- Lets make it a deep story about sin. It can have all this symbolism and be really meaningful.
Developer 3 -- Fuck you Mike, God of War clone!!! Blood, guts, sex, blood, monsters, blood. It'll be bangin'.
Developer 1 -- I love it! I can already hear the cash flowing in; Cha-ching, cha-ching!
"All you pussies whining about OOHOOHHHH IT'S NSFW!!! WWWWAAAHHHHH shouldn't be fucking pussies if you lose your job, just move in with your parents."
Fixed?
I don't personally care, but Destructoid does make a point to be safe for work in 99% of its articles.
I think it was a joke due to all the complaining. I can see Jim doing it, haha.
It's just a little tiring coming to Destructoid lately because the need for EVERY article to try to rile people up just gets old sometimes. It's fine when it works, like when Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo do something INCREDIBLY stupid, but forcing it is dumb.