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Okay, this is hot. Yes Bayonetta lady, I do want to touch you. Please let me touch you … What? She asked and I answered! Hey, at least I don’t want to shag a furry like that British guy.
I actually haven’t really paid much attention to this game until today, but I now have a total hard on for it. It looks great and I totally love that she has guns on her shoes. Not to mention the fact that her clothes transforms into a monster!
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5:03 PM on 10.09.2008
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seriously?
That game is HOT!
Nevertheless, I am so hard for this game I'm going to tear a whole in my jeans. God, I love Mikami.
at 1:15 she clearly says: "IMMA HOMOOO!"
so who knows?
And now i'm all hot...
I applaud PlatinumGames for giving the transgendered their videogame representation. It was long, loooong overdue.
I actually like her accent. Grrowl.
And I am surprised that you can actually use the guns she's wearing on her feet. This is going to be good. O_O
The game looks fantastic! But her voice absolutely ruins me; total fail.
It's not the pseudo-English accent that bothers me, it's how husky her voice is. It's too deep, and not in a sexy Parker Posey way. She sounds like she used to own a penis. I'd be down for a posh Keira Knightley or Elizabeth Hurley accent, but she doesn't have that going for her. It's just opinion though. My dislike for her voice won't kill the game for me. Hell, I played through Final Fantasy X with Tidus' voice and that boy would not shut up.
yup, her clothes are her hair. Apparently some of her attacks leave her almost butt-naked.
AND GUNS ON HER FEET.
This is why after 5 360's, I still own one, because games just keep getting better and better.
that was some sick shat
totally wicked a must have now for me
this must be Venoms Gf? :D
What ever happened to WET?
I am in love.
for fapping purposes of course, seriously :D