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TF2 Spy update sneaks up on Sniper update, makes stabby photo

Oh, that crafty bastard. Team Fortress 2 fans have doubtless been anticipating the update to the game's Sniper class, but it seems that Valve has pulled a rather fitting twist. Today it has been revealed that the Sniper update has been snuck upon by the Spy, launching a surprise attack and suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

The Spy will be getting "The Dead Ringer Watch" and the "Cloak & Dagger Watch" to add to his arsenal of crafty tricks. The former item will allow you to feign death by creating a realistic corpse the moment you receive damage, allowing you to escape or plan a counter-attack. The latter item lets you regenerate your Cloak Device whenever you're standing still. 

Don't worry, we're sure the Sniper update is still coming, meaning fans get a surprise two-for-one. A most fitting way to update the Spy indeed. 

[Thanks, Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]








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Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 22:31
Dyna Geek
Eh, spy is a very cool guy, he kills sniper and doesnt afraid of anything.

Anyways, I'm really not looking forward to the Dead Ringer. Or Jarate.
Korolev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 22:42
Korolev
This was very surprising - but needed. Spy, in recent months, has become one of the least played classes according to Valve statistics.

This won't break the game - remember, these items will REPLACE the existing ones. For the dead ringer, I come away with the impression that you cannot cloak, until you're hit, at which point you instantly cloak for 8 seconds. The Cloak and Dagger watch will probably replace the original cloak watch - and it probably won't cloak for as long as the old one, and it will still disappear when you stab - which means that unlike the OLD cloak device, you can't cloak AND run away for long - so the new watch will allow you to sneak into bases a lot better, but you're almost guaranteed to die after you stab or sap.

Overall - it looks like it will give a lot more ways to play spy.
Sgt Cheesecake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 22:45
Sgt Cheesecake
Hey Jim, you typed Scout instead of Sniper in the first paragraph. Don't worry, I did the same thing earlier when I was talking to a friend about this. Thought i'd point it out though.

Anyways, I usually play the spy class when I can, so this brings me much joy.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 22:52
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Sgt Cheesecake: Jim was doing that all day in the virtual offices, haha. Fixed it.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:15
Daxelman
I call BS.

Spy is Blu.

Valve never uses Blu team for ANYTHING.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:26
Toneman
@Daxelman:
How do you know it's not Red spy disguised as Blu spy?
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:30
Mr Kite
oh valve does your awesomeness know no bounds?
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:30
ChronosWing
@Daxel

Why the hell would a red spy be killing red sniper?
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:32
Dyna Geek
@chrono

Maybe the sniper is a blue spy in disguise?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:36
Hamza CTZ Aziz
@Dyna Geek

Pfffthahahahaha. Fucking win.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:48
Chronic Logic
Didn't the Spy already have the ability to fake his death?
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:48
Toneman
Here's what happened:
See that dead Blu spy in the background? That Blu spy back stabbed the Red sniper, causing the Blu spy to undisguise, alerting the Red spy disguised as a Blu spy to the Blu spy's true identity. Then, Red spy disguised as Blu spy killed the real Blu spy and dropped his revolver to make it look like a suicide. Red spy then redisguised himself as the Blu spy and took his place.

/thread
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:52
Dyna Geek
Toneman, you've got it all wrong! None of them are real, this is all a computer simulation to gather data on the Blu team. Thank you for participating in the test.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 00:14
Toneman
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 00:52
Dyna Geek
Now kindly place the aperture science Blu simulation testing spy apperatus inside of the aperture science Blue simulation testing spy apperatus contaiment protocol tube, and lie down. You will recieve your cake shortly.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 01:02
Darren Nakamura
God. Valve is so awesome. I think I am in love with them.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 01:13
Bob Muir
One of the best ways to make a minor announcement I've seen in recent memory. More of this, less countdown clocks to announcements please; thank you.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 01:31
kalidanthepalidan
Hooray Valve! They sure do know how to keep their fans happy.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 01:40
Los255
@Chronic:

It was a plugin in some servers that allowed you to do that, but at the cost of 30-40% cloak. Now it's an ofiicial feature.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 02:05
WarZombie
All these updates are so fucking sweet, but I'm sad that these probably won't come to 360 for a long, LONG time. Actually, maybe a surprise E3 announcement? This year maybe?

HURRY UP VALVE, I WANT THESE CLASS UPDATES.
TheNomadicTroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 02:44
TheNomadicTroll
The cloak and dagger will be a nice add on for the spy but for the dead ringer I don't know about that since pyros and engineers are paranoid about spys especially with trigger happy pyros.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 04:06
Conan-san
WarZombie, the update delay is our punishment for accepting Peggle and other such Casual-non-games.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 08:00
Phoenix Gamma
I'm totally down for this. The Spy is my favorite class, but it's been harder and harder to use him as more updates came out. The Sniper's Razorback would have been another thing in my way, but hot damn, Valve pulled a fast one.

They must really love their job to have all of this fun with their fans. And to give us all of this for free! Best company ever.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 08:03
hjd uk
The original Spy in TFC could fake deaths, theyve added it to TF2 now.

Rember its all free, FREE.

I was a bit worried about the snipers gettin OP with thir RazorBack, now the balance has been restored.

All bless the Mighty Valve. :P.
Hughesmar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:12
Hughesmar
Of course, you're forgetting the most interesting tidbit of this update. Wherein Valve reveals that the Pyro is a woman.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:14
Naim Master
So , do you see a better way to announce somenthing instead of a clock in a teaser site ...?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:45
Excel-2011
Did anyone really think that a free backstab pass would actually be balanced in any way?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:37
DaedHead8
I love valve so much. This is the greatest thing to ever happen on the internet. A story to go along with an update announcement? That's unbelievable. We are the dirty unwashed masses, we do not deserve this. And yet Valve, in all their infinite wisdom, has seen fit to bestow upon us, this most epic of wins.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 13:40
adultswim810
this is epic
Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:49
Boatz
STUPID IMBALANCE. Referring to the spy, of course.
CaptainCarnage's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 11:47
CaptainCarnage
I <3 Valve.
period
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