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I will have to echo my Kotaku counterpart's feelings on this video and wonder how it took a week for us to find it. Unless of course I'm totally blowing up Hamza's spot right now for the Weekend Destructainment because he's been waiting all week to show this to everyone. Well if I show up with a black eye at the next NARP and say I fell down the stairs, you'll know the real story. He hits because he loves.

Anywho, someone dubbed the Scout from Team Fortress 2 over the infomercial with the guy who likes to beat up on hookers. The sad things is that the ad is far more effective this way then it ever was before. From now on whenever I'm slicing vegetables I'm going to be shouting insults at them constantly. Teach them to be all healthy and stuff. Why can't they just taste like candy?








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Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:05
Mentok the Mindtaker
Best video EVAR!
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:06
Danl Haas
Awesome. Great touch with the 'testimonials'.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:15
fetusmilk
even if you dont know` what TF2 is, its still pretty funny.
MisterGrieves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:16
MisterGrieves
Did the TF2 Scout punch a hooker, too?
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:25
adultswim810
OMGYES
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:26
Daxelman
HE IS BABY.

EVERYONE IS BABIES.
Eagle 88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:35
Eagle 88
The funniest thing about that story is that the hooker pretty much beat him up. If you look at the pictures, it's not even close.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 21:50
adultswim810
jesus christ that mugshot is hard to look at
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 22:02
Naim Master
Is it just me or is the Scout the class with most lines in the game?
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 22:05
pascuz46
You know vice went to jail for betting up a hooker, eh?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 22:22
MrSadistic
why dont you have any eyes on your face
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 22:58
Excel-2011
I want one now.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 23:27
Jack Maverick
And just when I thought it couldn't get any better, someone puts the voice of the Heavy on the old lady. Then it becomes the greatest thing I've ever seen.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 00:05
F Whipple
absolutely awesome!
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 00:09
AlucardX24
Win.

Someone remix this video with MAHVEL BABY
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 00:25
Los255
0:32-0:34 was epic. God I'm so addicted to TF2.....
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 02:29
BADInc
love this game, love this video
GECKO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 03:33
GECKO
I don't f get it.... This crap is getting old. Not a gaming blog related.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 04:06
TewDee
HAHA. That was way better then I imagined.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 05:23
Tarvu
The best telesales advert ever was for 'My Rotisserie', it is brilliant.

"Look what's coming boys!" - The Refrigerator on My Rotisserie
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 05:47
grasslunatic
That was EPIC.
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 06:00
lastSKYsamurai
Ha! Ha! Whoot! "Bonk!" "Boynk!"
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 07:29
TheToiletDuck
That was great :)
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 07:31
Ikey Heyman
lmao, I love Vince parodies, so hard.

I was watching Rap Chop nonstop recently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 08:55
RonBurgandy2010
That.



Was.



Awesome.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 08:57
Fusiontr
The Heavy testimonial made me LOL so hard!
90068's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 09:47
90068
Yo what's up. CastingOutTheSelf here. If it makes you feel any better, until Friday, my video had under 1000 views, so nobody else really saw it for the first good chunk of the week it was out either.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 11:37
ChronosWing
@Gecko

It's the weekend jackass, if it weren't for posts like this this blog would be devoid of content until Monday. Also last time I check Team Fortress 2 is a game so this is game related so why don't you just piss off.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 13:36
DaedHead8
I agree with Jack Maverick and chronoswing.
DevinKills's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:02
DevinKills
good shit
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 03:27
Chronic Logic
Is this stuff actually for sale? Or is this some joke advertisement?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 09:56
Darren Nakamura
...Nice.
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