Text adventures are not dead, my friends. Thanks to Malinche Entertainment, you can still engage in what they call "interactive fiction" whenever you like at the Malinche Entertainment website. All you'll need is a DS and a copy of Games N' Music for DS, which allows you to move music from your PC to any DS compatible cartridge (not that I am suggesting you obtain an R4, Ladies and Gentlepeeps, because I would never do that!) Even better, the site allows you to test drive the titles before buying, so you can be really sure that you're getting what you want. May I have Leather Goddess of Phobos, please?
[Via Wired - Thank you, O glorious donut]
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