Doctor Freud would love feminists because they seem to be as obsessed with penises as he was. Mighty Ponygirl over at Feminist Gamers recently wrote a piece about how Tetris is a sexist game. I wasn't sure if she was kidding when she wrote this piece but she wrote twice in the comments that she wasn't, so this must be a serious article.
Mighty Ponygirl claims that Tetris embodies everything to do with man's eternal struggle to capture women's ability to produce life. The theme of building up the pieces represents man's need to create and to have that creation adored and become immortal in the eyes of history, thus making woman's ability to produce life seem less impressive.
[Update: The Tetris post was confirmed as a joke for April Fool's Day by Mighty Ponygirl. I figured it might be but sarcasm is hard to read in text. I apologize for my rant but it is still a good topic to discuss whether video games could have hidden messages behind them. Oddworld games have a environmental message in them, so why can't other games have meanings behind them too?]
The architectural motif: the constant building theme of Tetris, celebrates the male desire to subvert a woman’s natural life-producing abilities. Architecture is clearly an attempt by men to artificially emulate the life-giving power of the woman’s womb. Once a man has been able to create something that lasts, that gives comfort and shelter, it can be elevated to an art form — and the most mystical, beautiful accomplishment the female species has provided throughout history can be lessened and scorned.
Mighty Ponygirl also points out that the plunging of the straight piece into the slot and the blocks disappearing afterwards is metaphor for male domination over women.
But the most telling part of the game is the fact that most highly-sought after piece in the game is the “long piece.” Could anything be more phallo-centric than the plunging of the long piece into a deep cleft of the field below? After which, the rows blink and disappear — the message? Once the vaginal area has been penetrated, it is conquered, it is unnecessary — and the player who did the penetrating scores “points” and moves on to the the next field.

Now you can babble on all you want to me about hidden meanings and other psycho-babble ideas inside Tetris but as far as I'm concerned Tetris just a basic puzzle game which was created by a bunch of guys living in Russia during the Communist era. They weren't trying to make any male dominating, women hating messages within their game. They just made it for their friends to play and enjoy.
What do you think? Is Tetris a metaphor for male domination over woman or is it just a simple puzzle game?
You can read Mighty Ponygirl's entire article here and please don't post an nasty messages on her blog. You can post them here for us to read instead.
I agree it is totally sexist! there needs to be a V shaped piece!
Sorry, couldn't resist. So anyway, first she says how buiding things is male dominance, then she says that everything disapear is male dominance? Hmmm, doesn't make too much sense to contradict your own argument. And last I checked, the male, um, PENIS, was required to give make life. Unless feminists have learned to reproduce asexually?
Go after the idiots who turned it into Sextris at some point instead you dumb broad!
Instead, let's argue the socialist model present in Pac-Man: Pac-Man, of course, represents the bourgeois. He's colored gold like money, and he is the few among the many. He goes around collecting his gold coins, and when he receives an especially large piece of money he gains the ability to destroy the proletarian society. EVIL EVIL EVIL.
Somehow, I don't think there's an underlying message to the Tetris goodness. Word.
WHY WON'T THAT DAY DIE?!?
If it was a joke article, I apologise for my rant.
- Eddie
Thats it.
I did notice two statements in the comments, which I took seriously at first, but then I took in these two statements from her:
"Everyone knows Feminists don’t have a sense of humor."
"I’m sure your mum, her mum, sisters, wives, etc would all agree that Tetris was singlehandedly the most misogynistic game to ever port to consoles."
Maybe I'm off tonight, but I'm detect hints of sarcasm from the author.
So I'd assume it was a joke, lets bash her nonetheless.
If feminists make websites with music-blaring flash frontpages, then I hate feminists whole-heartedly.
amen. how about a warning before we click on a link only to be greeted by obnoxiously loud barely-better-than-a-midi music?
That's the kind of woman that, if you ask her to make you a sandwich, not because it's her job to run to the kitchen and whip you up anything you'd like at any time you'd like it, but just because you want a goddamn sandwich and people sometimes like to do nice things for others, you'll end up with a two hour speech on how the vagina could conquer the world if the penis wouldn't keep stabbing it.
Sorry for the run-on sentence. I'm all for equality between the sexes, women should be able to do anything they damn well please, but sometimes i just want a fucking sandwich!
*walks to the kitchen*
E.T. was a feminist game, by the way. A shrivelled male creature falling into holes... Think about it, won't you?
Well except for the Gamecube and the Wii...
Holy shit, it all makes sense now, Nintendo was overrun by gays!
and yes it would have been even sexier if there was more skin [and not even necessarily the good parts of the skin, just more skin]
tetris just hated everyone. i think that alone keeps it from being a sexist game.
also sextris was kinky. [;
And she really wasn't joking, my ex. Whether Mighty Ponygirl is or not.
Just remember folks, even if it SOUNDS batshit crazy, there may be someone who actually believes it. Ever hear of Scientology?
Games = fun. Thank you... bye bye.
Now that i've gotten that out of my system.... Wow... i don't know what to say. She obviously needs to get a life and stop revolving it around what stick goes into what hole. It's called nature. Deal with it.
nah.
nex, where can i find me some centaur porn? is it next to the ninja midget porn?
Sorry but this article is reaching it, find something about equality or something - but god damn...
Urge. to. post. Cartman. rising.....
*gives in*
I would never let a woman tell ME what to do... If she tried anything, I'd be like "HEY, get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen! And make me some PIE!!!"
THERE ARE FUCKING COUNTRIES WHERE YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO SHOW SKIN IN PUBLIC AND YOUR CLIT IS CUT OFF. GO BOTHER THEM.
This has been said previously, but I feel that I must point out the date on the post. Those two comments about her being serious?
"Everyone knows Feminists don’t have a sense of humor."
I'm with Necros on this one. Sarcasm Detector (TM) is off the chart here. A seemingly well-versed female gamer saying that Tetris is the most misogynistic game ever released on consoles, when Rumble Roses clearly outdoes it in every imaginable way, is just yanking your chain.
Heh heh. "Yank."
Guess she's never seen Rumble Roses. Or Stretch Panic. or Tomb Raider. or DOAX...or...