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I found the above video on BoingBoing a few moments ago and while no one seems to know whether these kids are actually trying to harm each other, this is some pre-planned show, or if this is how Tetriminoes mate, in the end does it really matter?

Watching these two goofy bastards smash their crude cardboard geometric shapes together in an orgy of awkward pseudo-violence is reminiscent of the days of the Roman Colosseum, only everyone is pale as death and these kids probably smell worse than the nearby Vomitorium.

Hit the jump for a second video. 

Whatever happened to drive-by shootings and pouring out 40s for your dead homies? Kids these days ... 







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Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:40
Scrixx
Give me a few tacos and burritos and we have ourselves a show!
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:41
Virtualgirl
That was hardcore...
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:42
Calla
blue dude has too many boxes, cheater.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:48
Aaron Mxy Yost
THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:54
Lord_Satorious
First video: You know the blue T shape was going to win, he had one more block than the yellow L shape.

Second video: And OH MY GOD IT'S COMPLETE ANARCHY! THEY KILLED TETRIS! THEY KILLED TETRIS!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 23:57
BahamutZero
the music is the best part. im going to make a ringtone out of it. just figured out how to do that
Noctane's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:01
Noctane
If they beat me up I'll be laughing so hard that I will die happy.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:01
AndyCat
Why would you make that your ringtone?? the tetris techno song is plaaaaayed out!!
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:04
Coonskin05
Also, Blocks. (You see what I did there?)
flanflan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:30
flanflan
Tetris KOMBAT!
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:52
Lowtax
LOL it's the Aphex Twin remix of the Tetris music. As for this video? LOL he tries to pump fake the yellow L rofl. :[ THis is amazing.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:52
Daniel Husky Lingen
HOOOLY SHIIIIT

that's fucking amazing

it reminds me that I need to make one of those costumes
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 00:55
BahamutZero
can I exchange internet for pie
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 01:11
Holyetheline
The Blue T-Block costume got it all wrong. Tetris deals with shapes composed of 4 squares.... FOUR SQUARES... not 5. I am extremely disappointed with this.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 01:31
EternalDarkWing
Can ya feel it, feel it?
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:54
Batthink
The first rule of Fight Club is.... :)

Hahahaha, I honestly thought this was funny. Certainly would make playground fights that bit more interesting. The sumo part was hilarious. Mega win. :D
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 06:13
PSIq0ut
That was awesome, L BLOCK got bust up by TBLOCK.

Oh man those are even awesome gangster names.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 07:18
Snaileb
Wow, I didn't know you could cosplay Tetris.
Dunsparce4Prez's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 09:29
Dunsparce4Prez
Awesome. Seriously. They should get a few dozen more and actually play a level.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 09:38
MechaMonkey
The sucker tackle (since you really can't punch without arms) was extraordinarily clutch. I'm glad I resisted the temptation to stop watching halfway through.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 10:21
PsychoSoldier
L block should have won.
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:55
BADInc
That was some ballin music, but i think they should check the T block for steroids cus he had and extra piece
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