Jesus Christ. The above picture is quite possibly everything that is wrong in the world condensed into one horrific, shameless sea of yellow. Dear readers, I bring you Pikabellechu -- a 32-year-old Pikachu obsessive who has secured her membership in the Guinness World Records. Now try and even SEE her in that image, camouflaged as she is by her own absurdity.
The self-confessed "Pikaholic" owns over 8,000 Pikachu-themed items, has a yellow car named the Pikabug and has a copyrighted line of Disney princes/Pokémon mash up costumes known as PokéWomon Princess Creations. F*cking Hell!
"I attend many anime conventions, car shows and do lots of events for children," explains Pikabellechu. "Official Pokémon Events, Birthday parties, School events and so on mostly as the Pokémon Character Ash cause I can do his voice dead on ... I am also a cartoonist and paint many murals around my town and teach children art classes at a local craft store."
As I write this, I have been sick into a little bag roughly eight times. I've seen some God damned creepy sh*t in my time on the Internet, and this definitely ranks among the top seventy. But you know, her heart's in the right place and she clearly makes children very happy.
I just wouldn't let her near my children.
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10:49 AM on 11.17.2008
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God bless teh interwebs.
I really don't think this poor woman's mental condition should be celebrated - she needs treatment dammit!
charizard, i choose you.
But... If I saw a sea of yellow like that, I'd totally run for the hills!
She's definatly double paper bag territory (just in case hers breaks)
And the strongest sound blocking ear muffs in existance.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/TOYOTA_ist_Pikachu_Car.jpg/500px-TOYOTA_ist_Pikachu_Car.jpg
^I Prefer this kind of pikagirl.
SO
MUCH
YELLOW
Just imagine how your comment would be if she was asian.
*hides.
she was... interesting...
Why isn't this diggable?
Tell that to the millions of people who have seen Goatse.
Am I the only one here that's mildly aroused? Maybe it's my fondness for the color yellow... ...and not some other sick perverted fantasy of mine.