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Last month, we charged you all with the task of recreating Christian Bale's notorious on-set temper tantrum to win an Xbox 360, a Terminator figurine and a copy of the Terminator: Salvation game, which we won't make you actually play. We had some great entries, some embarrassing entries and some questionable entries, but we have finally come to a verdict on the winner.

That winner is Genki JAM, who somehow managed to win despite not doing an exact impersonation of Christian Bale. How did he do this? You'll have to watch the video (after the jump) to find out, but let me assure you that as soon as you bear witness to its greatness, you'll not want to argue with our decision. Unless you're some kind of moron. 

Congratulations to our winner. Simply email me using the same account you used to send the video and I shall pass the details on to Rocket XL, who will get your prize in the mail ASAP. What don't you f*cking understand!?

This second entry, from Mxyzptlk, did not win, but the production values and cultural references alone make it worth posting. In fact, if Mxy wants to send his address too, I'll beg Niero to at least send some assorted swag from Destructoid HQ. 






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PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:28
PappaDukes
Mxyzptlk didn't win WHY!? That last line (before the credits) was fucking EPIC! Give that man the $10,000!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:29
Justice
Congrats Genki, that video is hilarious.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:33
DaedHead8
Ahahah, now Genki JAM is the proud owner of Terminator: Salvation The Videogame, that totally sucks, lulz. Seriously though, congrats Genki, you earned it.
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:34
t0pc0w
Kudos to Genki Jam, but Mxy's entry still has me laughing.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:38
Daxelman
OOOOOH GOD.

I was puking blood from so much laughing...my god, why have you forsaken me in my greatest moment of happiness?

Congratz, the both of you. You're skills are top notch. Over 9000.

I'd send the both of you $10,000....not really, but you get what I mean.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:40
Genki-JAM
Oh shit! I won!? FUCK YES! That copy of Terminator Salvation is MINE!!!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:45
Jim Sterling
Mxy's entry was certainly great (hence my posting it) but Genki's made me laugh more. Simple as that, really.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:46
Bioautographical
That is seriously going into my porn queue. Jesus fucking Christ, the lulz.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:48
Kraid
ARGHGLLL! Gratz !
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
I have no problem with our entry coming in second to Genki's, he did an awesome job! Grats sir!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:52
Darren Nakamura
Oh my goodness, Genki's awesome. He definitely deserves it. Mxy's was great too.
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:53
lastdual
Both of these are awesome.
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 18:23
Oedipus Games
I'm incredibly happy to see Jim actually reviewing the entries before awarding prizes! Kudos on rewarding effort and originality. Congrats guys!

...but seeing how you awarded a prize for second place, could you ever actually get around to awarding a 2nd for the Sacred contest. Yeah, I know after all this bitching it won't be me, but Icarus and some others besides myself put in a lot of thought to provide ORIGINAL entries, and they should definitely be rewarded.

Signed,

Should have stayed a lurker

aka

The reason why you don't get those subscriptions you need more than Crack, Jim....
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 18:26
Jim Sterling
Somehow I totally forgot about the runner up prize for Sacred 2 but I'm working on it. The winner will be contacted directly.
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 18:35
Oedipus Games
You're the man. I re-read my post after I sent it and told my girlfriend "I'm an asshole".... But maybe great minds think alike...
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 19:19
Chris Carter
Both were excellent!
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:48
mudkip5000
Right on. Second place is fine too. I just had fun making it with the Mxyzptlk.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 23:03
Genki-JAM
@Mxyzptlk
Hey, props right back at ya, buddy. You did a great job with your entry too!

@brainderailment
I did all the voices, and yes, I was worn out when I finally finished the stuff with Arnold. I recorded the Cosby/Kermit/Scooby stuff on about a week or two later (though a couple days would've been long enough). Shouting as Arnold is SUPER taxing on the voice, but drinking water helps a lot.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 23:12
ZombiePlatypus
Congrats, Genki. Funny stuff...
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 00:18
Sir playedallot
I knew it from the start that this was going to win! Congrats from Germany to a worthy winner!
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 00:41
Sir playedallot
@Oedipus Games
I think the baby-jesus-butt-plug-guy gives a good 2nd place for the sacred2 price!

@Genki-JAM
Wich program you used by doing this fine pice of art?
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 01:04
Genki-JAM
@Sir playedallot

I recorded in Audacity and put the video together in Sony Vegas (which was a pain in the ass since I'm used to Adobe Premiere and had no access to it at the time). But you can easily accomplish this in Windows Movie Maker too.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 06:58
Aurain
Commando as the header?

Destructoid's best article EVAR.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 08:08
Autumn
@Aurain. Actually it's Predator, but agreement notheless.
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 09:56
Oedipus Games
@sir playedalot

Yeah, the buttplug was definitely top five ...
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