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Ten videogame characters due a comeback photo

The remake has been serving videogame companies very well indeed for the past few years. Such successes as Prince of Persia and Ninja Gaiden have shown that an old IP can be given a fresh coat of paint and entertain a new generation of fans, as well as make nostalgic retroheads beam with delight at seeing their old heroes return.

Then something like the Altered Beast remake happens. 

Still, regardless of the few sore points, the glorious returns of long dead videogame characters won't end any time soon. Masked maniac Rick Taylor is set to return with Splatterhouse, while the groovy guy himself, Earthworm Jim, has a full revival planned for the future. 

With sarcophagi being kicked over left, right and center, the corpses within reanimated to serve their masters once again, who is left in the mausoleum of forgotten game characters, just itching for that one big break that sees their return to the spotlight? We've gathered a group of forgotten game heroes who need one last chance to turn things around and are overdue their comeback. Hit the jump to refresh your memory and bask in the unglorious glory of these faded stars.

1. Chuck D. Head:

The Sega Genesis was home to many great videogame characters that had potential to make it big, but never quite found themselves able to step out of Sonic the Hedgehog's shadow. One shining example was Chuck D. Head, the undead star of platformer Decap Attack

With a great artistic style and some insane bosses, Decap Attack was a sweet little game that failed to become a major player, despite Chuck getting his own supplemental in Sonic the Comic. He was certainly a unique character at the time -- while his peers were usually fluffy anthropomorphic animals, he was a headless, bandaged corpse that could project a grinning face from his chest and wear a flying skull on his neck. 

If they announced a Decap Attack sequel tomorrow, I would shit out my own skull in celebration. Chuck D. Head stood out back in the day, and he could stand out again.

2. Dizzy the Egg:

Ah, the Commodore 64. At one point in time, the cutting edge of computer gaming, later to become the mainstay of families who were too poor to own an NES. I came from one such family and as such, the Dizzy series would be an integral part of my childhood. My brother would play, and I would peer over his shoulder barking orders and solving puzzles. We were a team back then. Now we're not. If only we had another living egg to bring us together. 

Ex-colleague David Houghton and I have actually spoken with Codemasters about a Dizzy revival, but they won't bring him back. In an era where the games industry really needs more eggs with eyes and mouths, Dizzy remains a forgotten icon of a long dead age, and it's high time that Codies realized the goldmine they are sitting on. He might not have the 'tude of Sonic or the charm of Mario, but he's got heart, God damn it! That's got to count for something. 

3. The Battletoads:

Castle Crashers proves it -- scrolling beat 'em ups can still work in the modern age, and few could help the genre's revival move along quicker than Rash, Zitz and Pimple, aka The Battletoads. 

Okay, so Battletoads was a cynical rip-off of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but Donatello couldn't sprout ram horns to headbutt his enemies, could he? No, didn't think so. The NES original is both hailed and hated as one of the hardest games ever made, and unlike some of our other entries, remains a highly memorable classic. 

With that in mind, it's strange that Battletoads hasn't seen a revival yet. Not only would it get instant recognition from the old school fanbase, the cartoon violence and art style would be enough to appeal to those who have never even heard of the franchise before. Marketed right, the game would be a surefire hit, but so far, we've seen hide nor hair of the amphibious pugilists. 

4. Custer:

What? If you don't think there's room in this industry for a naked, Native American-raping cowboy with a penis the size of his arm, then you're deluding yourself and if a Custer's Revenge sequel was in the works, every single one of you would be excited. Just look at his little happy face and his adorable little boots -- Custer could go head to head with Mario himself this Christmas and win!

Mystique, the company responsible for Custer's Revenge, went out of business like many publishers from the Atari era, but the game saw new life as Westward Ho after the rights fell into the ownership of Playaround. If those rights could be acquired by, say, Rare, we could have ourselves the Custer's Revenge as it always meant to exist -- high definition, beautifully animated, intense misogyny. Custer's Revenge: The REVENGE!

5. Ristar:

As I was saying earlier, the Genesis remains a crypt of forgotten gaming heroes who could have been something, and no character exemplifies this better than Ristar. Still fondly remembered today, Ristar was a gorgeous looking platform game that made use of its main character's stretchy arms to provide a unique gameplay experience.

Sadly, Ristar struggled for attention mainly due to the arrival of 32 and 64 bit videogames, but it still sold enough copies to be classed as a success. The title also remains one of the highest rated Genesis games of all time. Considering he's one of the few Sega characters not to have thoroughly pillaged for cameos and rehashes, perhaps it's only a matter of time before we see Ristar's merry yellow facade once more. 

6. Dee Jay:

Poor, poor Dee Jay. Of Super Street Fighter II's "new challengers," the rhythmic kickboxer was by far the least popular. He has only appeared in one other game, Street Fighter Alpha III, and has been forgotten about for the ten years since that appearance.

I can't really offer a justification for his return outside of "oh come on, he wasn't really that bad," but ... come on, he wasn't really that bad! He's Jamaican! He entered a fighting tournament for inspiration to make music! His pants have the word "MAXIMUM" on them! See? There's a lot to like about Dee Jay -- you're warming to him already.

7. The Smash TV Host:

You have to hand it to Williams. When the company released Smash TV in 1990, it was at least up front about one thing -- the game was designed, like all arcade games, to steal your money. It didn't pretend to be anything other than an unfairly imbalanced game that would ensure swift and regular player death, thus swallow quarters by the seconds. The game is still well-known today, and has been re-released many times, ensuring that its greatest asset, the Smash TV host, is a recognizable face (and voice) in gaming. 

Regularly interrupting the game to shout phrases like "Big money! Big prizes! I love it," the host of in-game game show Smash TV was both your encourager and your ultimate nemesis, appearing at the end of the game as the final boss. If Smash TV is ever remade, you can guarantee that the cheesy, grinning, catchphrase-spouting host would be one of the biggest draws. 

8. Zool:

Zool deserves credit for having some balls, at the very least. This little fellow, the "Ninja of the Nth Dimension," had the stones to go up against both Mario and Sonic as a mascot for the newly-launched, ultimately doomed Amiga 1200 in 1992. Seen as a beacon of hope for their waning console, those in the games press dedicated to the Amiga hyped Zool like crazy, but it never truly resonated with the public and, despite having a lot of coverage and high review scores, the ninja failed with only one sequel to his name.

Ironically, Zool would appear on both the SNES and Sega Genesis, the very consoles he had intended to fight, thanks to Commodore lacking the kind of IP control enjoyed by its rivals. The game was outclassed, however, by the sheer weight of existing software on the Nintendo and Sega platforms, and Zool's was the life of obscurity. Perhaps if ninja were as big a pop culture fascination back then as they are now, he'd have survived.

He had potential as a character, and if he came back in an action game -- think a cuter Ninja Gaiden -- I reckon the plucky sod might have a modicum of staying power. 

9. Wiz and Cat:

Wizball was easily among the more compelling Commodore 64 games, and represented one of the few times my family was united in anything that didn't involve knocking ten shades of shit out of each other. This horizontally scrolling shooting game placed you in the role of a wizard who flew around as a big green ball, collecting drops of paint to color each level. It was a unique little title, and the fact that Wiz's cat rode around in its own little ball called The Catellite is enough for me to want them to come back. 

Interestingly enough, a remake of Wizball was released to commemorate its 20th anniversary. Featuring updated graphics and sound, the game was released for PC and Mac by Graham Goring. A full on XBLA/PSN/WiiWare/Steam remake would rock my world, however. 

10. Glitch:

I've made no secret of my love for the robotic shooting game, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System. It was a fantastic title that hit it off with the press, but never ignited sales the way it was supposed to. Glitch, the robotic hero of this challenging and hilarious game, not only should come back, he was always supposed to. 

It's a very little known fact that Metal Arms was envisioned as a trilogy of games. After developer Swingin' Ape Studios was sold to Vivendi, the title's lead programmer Steve Ranck attempted to acquire the rights to his creation, but the new owners wouldn't part with the Metal Arms IP. A criminal act, really, considering Vivendi has done nothing but sit on a wholly original idea that could have been expanded by now had they just given the rights to Ranck.

It's unlikely we will ever see Glitch or his brilliantly realized co-stars again, and that's a damn shame. A damn shame indeed. 

And that's that, the ten videogame characters who I think are overdue their big return. There are many other characters who could stand to come back, but these are the ones I would definitely love to see enjoy a revival, even if they do end up failing spectacularly with the fresh opportunity. Just give 'em one last chance, eh?


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Cloud09's Avatar
Cloud09 at 09/01/2008 18:05
Man, I got the Sonic Mega Collection a few months ago for Gamecube, and you have no idea how excited I was to find out that Ristar was unlockable in it.

I remember playing it when I was little on the Genesis and liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the difficulty: I never beat it back then, only in not rom format I'm afraid. Got to the final boss back then, but couldn't beat him.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 09/01/2008 18:05
Decap attack: Wii. Swing you remote forward to throw your head at those gruesome baddies!
superhobo's Avatar
superhobo at 09/01/2008 18:07
Bring back Wiz n'Liz!
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar
Mista Smegheneghan at 09/01/2008 18:11
wasn't decapattack a visual remake of a japanese game to do with a kid with a turban?
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 09/01/2008 18:13
who's your daddy?<-------WIN!
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 09/01/2008 18:13
Glitch looks like it can kick Clank's Ass xD
ParaParaKing's Avatar
ParaParaKing at 09/01/2008 18:17
Fuck yeah, Wizball!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 09/01/2008 18:20
Christiangamer:

Heady made the shortlist, but unfortunately he lost out. I didn't want this to become a Genesis fapfest, although I could easily have made it so.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 09/01/2008 18:20
Oh, God, another Decap Attack would make me totally jizz.
Teen Idol's Avatar
Teen Idol at 09/01/2008 18:21
Where's Cool-Spot at?!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 09/01/2008 18:23
Great list, but what about Chef Pepper from Burger Time? You did include Dee Jay though, which more then makes up for it :)
KamikazeTutor's Avatar
KamikazeTutor at 09/01/2008 18:25
@Teen Idol

He was last seen in Holywood.
Probably got arrested for snorting crack out some hooker's ass.
SephirothX's Avatar
SephirothX at 09/01/2008 18:27
COOL SPOT FTW
Video Cognito's Avatar
Video Cognito at 09/01/2008 18:29
Would "video game characters due for a comeback" imply series that need to be updated? 'Cause if so, how about some Streets of Rage?

We've also been c*ck-teased with the announcement (and cancellation) of an Earthworm Jim re-make, but man... that would have been the bestest.
JDUB X's Avatar
JDUB X at 09/01/2008 18:29
Sadly, I think the only one of these that may have a new game see the light of day will be Battletoads.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar
Anus Mcphanus at 09/01/2008 18:31
Don't forget your roots Jim, long live the Mega Drive!

Also Sparkster (Rocket Knight Adventures) needs to come back and save the world from aids.
AKK's Avatar
AKK at 09/01/2008 18:32
I played Ristar for the first time on the VC, and I'm so glad I did. That game's fantastic. A downloadable sequel in the vein of Bionic Commando Rearmed or Megaman 9 (except updated visually) would be fucking awesome.
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Alexradl at 09/01/2008 18:33
Want moar Ristar!!
randombullseye's Avatar
randombullseye at 09/01/2008 18:37
No love for Sparkster the Rocket Knight?
LarkOhiya's Avatar
LarkOhiya at 09/01/2008 18:38
*sheds a tear and pores a 40 for all the homies*
Max Power's Avatar
Max Power at 09/01/2008 18:45
Earthworm Jim Sterling!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/01/2008 18:47
No, Dee Jay really was that bad. And now I want to play Smash TV again.
DynamicSheep's Avatar
DynamicSheep at 09/01/2008 18:48
Customer: Hello, I'd like to pre-order Battletoads for the Wii.

Employee: Would you like your mudkips and free wrist strap as well? Why don't you get a life loser! *click*

Customer: WTF was that all about?
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arcadias at 09/01/2008 18:48
Full marks for Ristar and Dizzy the Egg.

I concur with superhobo that Wiz n Liz is due a comeback.
Verol's Avatar
Verol at 09/01/2008 18:57
I was thinking "There is (sadly) no way in hell Glitch will make this list."

... I'm sorry i-it seems that something got in my eye.
ZagZagovich's Avatar
ZagZagovich at 09/01/2008 19:03
You won't see Ristar ever again. His creator said that although the game created a small but cult following, he doesn't think that it's not a good character to bring back. You can find the interview on the genesis collection for the psp. There is some other depressing stuff like a back door whining from the person who did levels for the sonic(2006). And a reason for Silver existing in Sonic universe.
I'm not sure that Chuck will make a comeback too. It wasn't even his own game. It was one of those localizations of japanese games based on cartoon licenses, like Doki Doki Panic, or Hokuto no Ken games.
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flaakmonkey at 09/01/2008 19:15
glitch and zool i would like to play agaim.
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JavTheGreat at 09/01/2008 19:15
I would love to see rocket knights adventure 3.
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Dr Milkdad at 09/01/2008 19:18
Big money! Big prizes! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the vinny club at 09/01/2008 19:20
As an incurable C64whore I can only emphatically agree with Dizzy and Wizball...but does anyone know happened to the new version of Last Ninja that System 3 were beavering away on about 5 years ago?

While we're talking about potential Mega Drive/Genesis goldmines...I can't believe nobody has mentioned Kid Chameleon, Comix Zone or Vectorman.
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Bus at 09/01/2008 19:27
Westward Ho, yeah that's pretty good. But you left out the other alternative title: The White Man Came!
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hood_954 at 09/01/2008 19:28
Alex the kid? no love for old Alex the kid? He was the fucking shit! I'm sure if sega hadn't ditched him for sonic, then maybe today, we would have a rival to sonic that didn't suck balls all these years.
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TrailerParkJesus at 09/01/2008 19:39
I can sense a Battletoads revival coming soon.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 09/01/2008 19:42
You put Custer and you didn't have Vectorman!? Fuck yourself.

Haha.
lvl54spacemonkey's Avatar
lvl54spacemonkey at 09/01/2008 19:47
No Sparkster? I'm disappointed in you!
SchickOuttaShape's Avatar
SchickOuttaShape at 09/01/2008 19:53
Mister Sterling I do believe I love you for including Ristar on this list. =3
Sindicate's Avatar
Sindicate at 09/01/2008 20:14
bubsy the bobcat and his arsenal of nerf guns.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 09/01/2008 20:21
I only remember a couple on that list. Earthworm Jim is still at the top of mine.
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jdub28 at 09/01/2008 20:35
the vinny club: While we're talking about potential Mega Drive/Genesis goldmines...I can't believe nobody has mentioned Kid Chameleon,Comix Zone or Vectorman.

add Double Dragon and there are my 3 favorite (Non Sonic) games for Gens.
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Maziar at 09/01/2008 20:37
Dee jay was one of my fav characters i couldnt decide between him and Fei Long.
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The-Excel at 09/01/2008 20:41
Big moneyBig prizes! I love it!
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AlienGuy18 at 09/01/2008 20:59
It makes me sad that when i originally bought Glitch, i was young and naive. I guess i didn't get the humor at the time, i was like 10, so the only jokes i would laugh at had to include the words poop, fart, pee, and vomit for me to be interested. It was a good game sure, but i guess I didn't get the full experience from it as I should have.
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Fury-Genesis at 09/01/2008 21:02
Little Mac!

I know he's back in Captain Rainbow, but come on, that doesn't count. Maybe he can build on the Captain Rainbow appearance, lose some weight, and get back into the ring.

That's it! Captain Rainbow is really a setup for the new Punch-Out!
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teach4food at 09/01/2008 21:04
Big Money! Big Prizes! I love it! FTW!
Narishma's Avatar
Narishma at 09/01/2008 21:07
The Amiga 1200 is a computer, not a console.
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waxximis at 09/01/2008 21:15
sparkster the rocket knight, the best game ever! bring it back please!!!
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar
Superfluous Moniker at 09/01/2008 21:36
I can't believe there isn't a Punch Out sequel for the Wii yet. Although I'd probably prefer a true 2d sequel... DS maybe?
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Log1c at 09/01/2008 22:04
I vote for Commander Keen.
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B5512 at 09/01/2008 22:10
Kid Chameleon needs some love
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randombullseye at 09/01/2008 22:17
No Captain Commando!?
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