These first few minutes (beyond the boobs) reveal how lead protagonist Sean Devlin becomes involved with the French resistance. His temperament during this initial scene is no good -- a point that I stressed by murdering two women as soon as the game gave me the reigns of the man. I should note that the constant chaos during the rest of these initial ten minutes are all accidental. The starter car controls like it has three tons of lead in its trunk, so swerving and sidewalk slaying was unavoidable.
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