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One of the strangest (and strangely disturbing) things to ever come from a respected (?) news source has to be MSNBC’s Flash game NewsBreaker. The online game, which plays just like the classic game Breakout, can be found on the news channel’s Web site.

The concept is simple: move your paddle left and right to keep the bouncing ball in play, knocking colored bricks away for points and the occasional power-up. What is so odd is every so often a current news story pulled directly from the MSNBC feeds falls from one of the destroyed blocks. Collect it and it appears on your sidebar, ready to link you to the topic whenever you finish the game.

As I was trying it out, about 30 seconds in, the stories “33 people dead in Virginia Tech shootings” and “An unadulterated look at adultery” came cascading down for me to catch. This made me feel dirty and weird so I immediately closed my browser. Something is just not right about playing a fun game and trying to nab a story about a terrible massacre for bonuses (no joke, 25 stories gets you an extra life -- ugh).

It was pretty obvious to me that some old people got together and thought this would be an easy to way to trick the young, “hip” generation into getting their news. Kind of like The Daily Show, but without the reverence.

[Thanks, Disrupto]








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fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 22:57
fromagex
rushing over to try this out. i want a good headline powerup.
blankCANVAS's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 22:58
blankCANVAS
That's just horrible.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:01
ArrestedDeveloper
I was the daily high score for about 2 seconds!
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:06
savagesaladin
Thats hilarious. I was playing and I got "Summa eats own farts, hates Nintendo".
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:06
fromagex
"woman receives ovary transplant"

awesome!! that like triple score bonus

sirpoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:22
sirpoop
I couldn't beat the high score but the triple bonus I got from dead teen prego was well worth it.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:32
Aaron Mxy Yost
That's... different.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:34
ArrestedDeveloper
Yes #1 score again! 28,345. But you know what would make this game better, a cell processor and motion control.
kielejocain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:38
kielejocain
Jack Thompson was right -- this video game is desensitizing our poor, impressionable children to the violence that is our world! Quickly, there's only one thing to do; we must sue the ever-loving bejeezus out of every company ever affiliated with MSNBC, along with any company whose employees have ever discussed, quoted, mentioned, or watched their product! IT IS THE ONLY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Away, Light Crusaders! A fight is afoot!

Seriously though, couldn't they just choose to drop stories from innocuous categories like Technology and Politics? It's not like anyone comes to get caught up on the tragedy that unfurled today via a rousing round of Breakout. If their playing the game, they're either tuning out the world or are all caught up.
kielejocain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:39
kielejocain
@kielejocain:

"If their playing the game,"

lrn2spell n00b! ZOMGIROXORS!!11

Must....have........edit feature.......
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2007 23:45
Faith
This must be wrong somewhere in the world.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 01:25
J03yyz
Holy shit! Im in 6th!
Faraday's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 02:23
Faraday
i was doing awesome.

then "veteran has wrong testicle removed" came up
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 02:53
Suff0cat
The story that did me in was something along the lines of

"Grandma probably had premarital sex too"

Seriously...why would you even report that?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 06:54
bhive01
I guess this is how they fill the Imus "gap."
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 08:57
BahamutZero
what group of college-educated people thought this was a good idea? FAIL
splotki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 11:13
splotki
this is the most retarded thing i have ever seen. And it's also in really poor taste.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 13:53
Hamza CTZ Aziz
WHy you bashing my peoples Kokomo?!?! You got a PROBLEM WITH US AFGHAN PEOPLES?!?!?
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2007 18:59
Ninjajuice66
Tasteless.
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