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"Winning Iron Fist means we win the world."

[fake mustache falls off]

I can't wait to see this. You have to get where I'm coming from first to understand. Know that I watched the Dead or Alive movie about 20 times. Maybe more. It was so impossibly bad that it ended up being more entertaining than any game adaption that tried to be "good."

This first official trailer for the Tekken movie hops around too much for me to know if it has that same so bad it's good magic, but I already feel pretty good about this one. You don't quite cringe at the dialogue in this trailer, but you at least begin to duck your head. That's a good sign for me. For those of you that insist that every movie be "good," know that you're f*cked.

At least Yoshimitsu looks kind of cool.








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TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:46
TheTruth
I liked Dead Or Alive. And yet I thought Street Fighter: Legend Of Chun-Li was one of the worst movies EVER made.
So even I don't fully understand my tastes or whether that means I might like or detest Tekken.

I'm just confused.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:53
ghets
Wow. No doubt that will be fucking terrible.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:54
Los255
At least you can tell who's who, unlike that King of Fighters trailer.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:55
RenegadePanda
The Dead or Alive movie is actually really good in comparison to other video game adapts. They nailed the characters pretty well, and the fight scenes were appropriately cheesy without becoming fondue.

I bought it, and I need to snag it on Blu too.
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:55
Nic128
I agree, I dunno why I enjoy DOA no matter how much I watch it.
LazyEyelids's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:01
LazyEyelids
@RenegadePanda
I want to nail the characters in DOA too.
tohdom's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:01
tohdom
this is still best Tekken trailer ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZwTYM1fHhA
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:02
Steel Brotha
looks WAAAAY better than the KOF movie.
The White Light's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:04
The White Light
Honestly, it could look worse. Also, in my opinion, Mortal Kombat is still the most successful videogame adaptation yet made.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:04
DrRockso
THIS IS IRON FIST.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:05
RenegadePanda
@LazyEyelids

I knew that was coming.
Baleur's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:06
Baleur
I guess this movie will fall into the same category as Dead or Alife, aimed at ppl who watch shitty movies for lolz =)
Myself, i cant stand it :(
Baleur's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:06
Baleur
lol, "alife" :)
Mr Squish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:08
Mr Squish
no.
Concerns of a Merchant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:08
Concerns of a Merchant
Hey, at least the actor they cast to play Jin (who seems like the main character) appears to be Asian. Its pretty progressive move.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:11
fetusmilk
god who green lights these movies. i understand a script is a little harder to visualize how it will turn out in the end, but come on.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:11
JiR INC
gahh its all based inside the ring......I like the anime better. was a bit like battle royal mixed with the Streetfighter Alpha movie
electric goldfish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:14
electric goldfish
I agree exactly with your thoughts on it Dale. Although around here when something is so awful that it becomes good again, we call it "Awesomecore".
Coltronathon5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:16
Coltronathon5000
the only character who looked like himself was Raven

I feel like that trailer tells you all you need to know about the movie. It was like a cliff's notes version. Now none of us have to actually suffer through it.
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:30
lastdual
Looks like it's taking a cue from Mortal Kombat. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.
Chopp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:39
Chopp
The guy cast as Law doesn't look enough like Bruce Lee.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:41
BulletTrain
Calling it: Easily the worst movie of 2010
Bruce David Adams's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 12:41
Bruce David Adams
Is that Shang Tsung as Heihachi?
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:00
gotdurnrite
I can't wait to avoid this movie!!
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:00
the Company
But wait.

Who keeps deciding they should make these movies?
jsutcliffe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:01
jsutcliffe
Luke Goss! I'm sure there is more reasoned criticism I could come up with, but ... Luke Goss!
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:11
iconsam
It's like they used a time machine to travel the staff and crew to the 90s, made this film and brought it back.
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:20
Draconianviper
Looks almost Mortal Kombat 1 enough to maybe see it then realize a minute in that I'd rather watch Mortal Kombat.
wutang4ever's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:21
wutang4ever
to be honest, the fighting looks to be way better than any fighting game movie that has come out! Thats not saying much but I'm hoping the fights are decent
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:33
Reginald
is this a fan made project ? like an independently developed unofficial tekken movie ? because that's what it looks like to me. also Jin is some white kid...and where's the awesome funky Tekken music ?
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:40
Genki-JAM
O HAY DALE NORTH WAY TOSTEAL MY BLOGSLIEK A FAG0T! :D
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 13:42
Killrig
Agreed on DOA. It was incredibly stupid, but still fun. I think they went into it knowing it couldn't be a serious film. Street Fighter on the other hand, was trying way too hard.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 14:18
Qraze
at least it will follow the game's story and Yoshimitsu looks like Yoshimitsu.
i don't expect the characters to look exactly like those in the game but where's Panda?
fadecy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 14:31
fadecy
I actually thought that looked pretty decent, certainly better than Dragon Ball ond Street Fighter. Although that's not saying much. I can imagine it being on par with the Resident Evil movies if we're lucky.
RudyChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 14:41
RudyChan
I agree with Dale about the DOA movie. That was some quality bad entertainment right there!
As for this Tekken movie, i'm also getting the same vibes as I did from watching DOA. It could be so bad it's good, and there's nothing wrong with that.
thefaulk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 14:41
thefaulk
WHERES THE KANGAROO AND THE POLAR BEAR? and the boxer guy?
i'm disappointed
this will probably suck but the characters look quite accurate
Jeff Cusack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 14:57
Jeff Cusack
Where's Hwoarang?? He hate's Jin!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:09
atastysammich
Twenty times? You're a sick, sick man, North.
Judo Porkchop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:19
Judo Porkchop
Can't disagree with that all-star cast.
El Edito's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:29
El Edito
Jin looks like a pussy!

And where the fuck is King?
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:32
vApathyv
Bryan Fury looks and fights like Bryan Fury (If Bryan Fury had facial hair)...that's all the reasoning I need to watch this at least once.

Plus, aside from Heihachi, at least all the fighters look like the fighters.
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:37
Avalon
This movie seriously looks like all other video game movies.

So much so, that I'm pretty sure that this movie was actually made in the 90s. The distubutors probably realised what they had on their hands and buried it in an underground vault for the good of all humanity, and now some idiot who loved Double Dragon: The Movie has gone and dug it up and we're all fucked.
mrsatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 16:23
mrsatan
I have to say it looks alright actually. It's not like Tekken had some epically good story anyways. Will probably be on par with the Mortal Kombat films. Hopefully not as bad as Legend of Chun Li or DOA.
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 16:37
Jaffacakelover
Yoshimitsu = Yay!
No Gun Jack, Panda, and every other aspect of this movie = Boo!
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 16:51
mudkip5000
I enjoyed the hell outta D.O.A.

And I will support anything that has Kevin Nash in it.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 17:06
PsychoSoldier
I really do want to see this movie on day one, I shouldn't be this excited for this movie, since I a huge Tekken fan. One thing I find interesting is that the gave Chrisite a more suitable fighting entire then her in game costume. Sad to say I know alot about the Tekken storyline, so when I do see this movie I have to not comapre the to. I really hope the have a bowling scene, then it becomes the greatest movie ever. Also, YAY Dragunov
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 17:17
lem
Needs more Gon and then they all need to go Tekken bowling afterwards to makeup.
Farewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 17:43
Farewell
Who wants to bet on how many balls this will suck? two? four?
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 17:49
ajaxender
As I said on the cblog that had the trailer, this movie really looks like Tekken; stupid plot, stupid dialog, characters beat the shit out of each other. The only thing they really needed to get right was how everyone looks, and it seems they nailed it.
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