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Thanks to Gametrailers user andyelmo, we bring you the above: the arcade trailer for Namco's Tekken 6. Normally this is the point at which I'd gush about how excited I am to get another Tekken, but wow, that trailer was just SO underwhelming. Like, if I had half a bucket of whelm before watching that thing, I now have mere droplets of whelm and wolves are approaching quickly from the nearby woods intent on eating me and my bucket of abstract concepts.








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foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:17
foxhound009
Damn.. i'm huge tekken fan.. we used to play this game for weeks none stop.. :P well we slept and ate and other.. :P but damn it consumed a lot of our time.. (my and my buddies)... it was like atournament every day :) Jin Kazama RRUULLLEEESSSS!! ;P ... I hope I'll play this game soon :)
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:17
vexed alex
Tekken hasn't been relevant for me since the 3rd one on the PSOne. Man, those were some good memories
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:23
Holyetheline
can't wait 'til Tekken 666 the Halloween version.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:24
DeusPayne
I like the fat man who fatted all over the guy who said "nobody move". He was fat.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:26
foxhound009
I remember how everybody in the room turn allways against me trying to give advice to the other player :D:D we were playing "winner stays, looser is being replayced" :P I kept my pad the whole time :):) ... aaahhh indeed.. great memories :)
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:36
GuitarAtomik
That was underwhelming compared to the other intros. But it was worth it to see 5 seconds of CG Bob in all his fatness.
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:38
trunxkam45
this trailer is pretty old. I was pretty sure you guys posted it before.
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:42
Grapefruit Juice
First Tekken Ill miss since 1, Thanks sony for making the PS3 such an un-appealing heap...
nik the anrkist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:43
nik the anrkist
What is this game about?
Tragic_hero 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:48
Tragic_hero
Cool...Jin Kazama has his own army now?

And this would have been better if they showed Paul Pheonix.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:50
sleepingagain
there was a fat guy! its a winner!
roboticheartache's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:52
roboticheartache
@nik

Punching people in the face mostly. oh and also button mashing. and also cocks.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 12:54
nademagnet
I just don't get the "story" in Tekken. Guess I'll wiki it.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 13:15
nademagnet
Ok... this series has one damn crazy back story.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 13:39
StriderS
Man. Usually I like the thinner guys, but this time around I think I like the blond Mario dude better then the blond feminine looking dude.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 13:41
StriderS
And I mean in a very heterosexual "who'd I play as, who's my favorite and who's more awesome", not in a homosexual "i'd totally hit that" way. rotflmao
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 13:55
Genki-JAM
Well it's not terrible. Definitely made me go "WTF?!" when Jin was saluting the soliders. I've always found Tekken's story to be intriguing and I can't wait to find out what happens next to everyone :P
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 14:11
WDot
nade: Totally screwed up family of mostly guys tries to kill each other a lot in expensive tournaments, other men and women and supernatural creatures join in the fun.

Yeah, Tekken is a lot of fun. This Standard def trailer doesn't do it justice, and it needs more punching. =p
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 14:13
Red TheHaze Veron
GOD PLEASE DONT LET THEM USE BOUNCE PHYSICS ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN BREASTS!!! I don't want to see bouncing from Bob.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 14:18
nademagnet
*gut bounce*
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 14:41
corneliuscack
lol, all the money was spent on the actual tekken 6 arcade machines.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 15:01
Edarios
Was the army made up of Jack's? i wonder if its jack 6 now..they get a new model every game =p
barnest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 16:11
barnest
Barnest-Tron6000
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 16:53
Bob Muir
How many wolves have to die from choking on abstract concepts?
ToxicPrince's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 16:55
ToxicPrince
Kazuya's still a badass.

The new characters can take a running jump.
ArrozConCarne's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 17:08
ArrozConCarne
So his tattoo is the flag emblem? Corny...


Yes indeed this was underwhelming... Oh well, still better than the Virtua Fighter 5 CG and story...
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 18:05
PSIq0ut
@Grapefruit Juice

This is just the arcade intro dude, PS3 version is a LONG way off yet.
iliketuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 20:23
iliketuna
i love how that new mexican dude was holding the dying girl... then he goes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! and the camera pans out... i mean its so dramatic... EVERY game or movie should have that scene!

</sarcasm> oooh do we get unknown back?? that'd be so nice its awesome
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 20:57
Shin Oni
T6 is already making a scene in Japan. I can't wait for this to hit the cades here....

this is pretty old no? Wasn't this shown at like TGS?
0chan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 10:20
0chan
i liked tekken4 but tekken5 was pure shit,and thers a voice saying GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE before each fight making it just lame,
(u cant turn it off)
since i gotta 360 i play DOA4 im so over tekken
_Mustang_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 11:42
_Mustang_
Hasn't most the Mishima family gone evil in Tekken 6? Including Jin?
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:45
DGX Goggles
Bet in Tekken 7, Bob decides that his fatness is hindering his true abilities and turns into an uber-Jann Lee.
barnest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 10:35
barnest
Yeah mang!
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