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Teenager BURNS a Pac-Man into his flesh photo

This is one of those stories you can file under "JESUS TITTING CHRIST!" A teenage boy has used a laser-etching machine to "brand" himself with an image of Pac-Man, burning the iconic arcade character into his skin.

The self-scourging Pac-Man fan modified an industrial etching machine to perform the dangerous deed, disabling its safety mechanism with a die and a magnet. He then used its searing hot laser to scar the image into his arm. He also "tattooed" a Space Invader on the arm and a robot on his hand, one that looks suspiciously like a relative of our very own Mr. Destructoid. 

Naturally, as with all young men who do stupid things, he filmed his escapades, and the video is embedded after the jump. It might not be for the squeamish among you, as it's quite painful to watch, both for the physical pain, and the outright lack of intelligence displayed. 

He's laughing now of course, but we'll see how funny it is when that Pac-Man design gets distorted ... from all the tumors bubbling up underneath it.

[Cheers, Rorschach]


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TheDreadHawk's Avatar
TheDreadHawk at 07/03/2008 21:41
Wow, this makes me a sad panda. Stupid kids.
The Bez's Avatar
The Bez at 07/03/2008 21:41
What.....
The.....
Fuck.....
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 07/03/2008 21:43
Pac Man will eat the cancer bubbles, it's all good!
jdub28's Avatar
jdub28 at 07/03/2008 21:43
why are the dots lighter than the pac or the ghost?
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar
Respectable Gentleman at 07/03/2008 21:43
That's hardcore
liam2015's Avatar
liam2015 at 07/03/2008 21:44
YOU ARE STUPID STUPID MAN
Shin Oni's Avatar
Shin Oni at 07/03/2008 21:44
I just ask....

WHY?
Aertyr's Avatar
Aertyr at 07/03/2008 21:45
O_O
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 07/03/2008 21:45
That's it. I officially hate this stupid "hipster-douche bag" generation. If he was so "hardcore", he should have gotten that design by scarification.
Shin Oni's Avatar
Shin Oni at 07/03/2008 21:49
anyone know the name of the song being played?
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CypherVR at 07/03/2008 21:59
@Shin Oni:
Beastie boys - Intergalatic

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but, umm... yeah there are these things called tattoos they're safe and don't involve any harmful long term effects like cancer (small chance of AIDS but it depends where you go to >_>)
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CypherVR at 07/03/2008 22:01
the video: cool and stupid at the same time (i facepalm'd)
-PL-'s Avatar
-PL- at 07/03/2008 22:02
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (I think)

huge song like eight years ago.
The Scientist's Avatar
The Scientist at 07/03/2008 22:07
THE BEASTIE BOYS - INTERGALACTIC.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 07/03/2008 22:11
Haha, a kid burns Pac-Man into his damn arm, and all we can talk about is the music he used. :-D
Shin Oni's Avatar
Shin Oni at 07/03/2008 22:13
awesome. thanks much for the song response.

i'm still at a loss why you'd use a unmanned laser over a tattoo parlor. But then again, i'm not stupid and dumb all in one.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar
Clockwork-Zombie at 07/03/2008 22:15
Wow, that's crazy.
Also I think that the robot is the instructables mascot.
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Aberrant Thought at 07/03/2008 22:21
Imagine if he had used that same energy and will-power into doing something productive, we might instead have a cure for the cancer he is assuredly causing!
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kagai at 07/03/2008 22:21
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the next President of the United States of America..."
Swizzler121's Avatar
Swizzler121 at 07/03/2008 22:29
good job instructibles, that's why you don't give laser etching machines to kids (they give them away in monthly contests)
Andrew5329's Avatar
Andrew5329 at 07/03/2008 22:32
Hope he posts a 2 days later picture when the burns are all scabbed over and are oozing puss =D
c0dek's Avatar
c0dek at 07/03/2008 22:33
why couldn't this kid have hung himself instead of the wii kid?
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Teen Idol at 07/03/2008 22:33
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Velt at 07/03/2008 22:37
Man I want one of those machines NOW!!! I can tatoo something in my penis...
Druid 01's Avatar
Druid 01 at 07/03/2008 22:38
"JESUS TITTING CHRIST!" has this phrase ever been uttered before?

and dumb kid is dumb
Itchy's Avatar
Itchy at 07/03/2008 22:55
If this was truly hurting and burning the kid, he would pull his hand before you could say "DIAF". So, yeah, this is likely not to hurt (that much).
Rusty Ghia's Avatar
Rusty Ghia at 07/03/2008 22:58
Jim, little tip: dice is the plural of die.
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DaedHead8 at 07/03/2008 22:59
When I was a kid we had to use safety pins and homemade ink to give each other tattoos. Kids these days have it too easy.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 07/03/2008 22:59
THIS KID IS WICKED COOL!
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 07/03/2008 23:12
He will never ever regret this.
Bacchus's Avatar
Bacchus at 07/03/2008 23:25
that is dumb, but not that much dumber than dummies getting dumb tattoos

in closing, dumb.
Getouttadodge01's Avatar
Getouttadodge01 at 07/03/2008 23:28
Wait why are people down on this kid? I think this stuff is brilliant. But I guess I signed the diablo 3 petition so go figure...
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nintendoll at 07/03/2008 23:37
That doesn't look like it hurts any more than a tattoo, so I'm not impressed. Then again my tattoo didn't really hurt a lot (either that or I'm not a wuss) so who knows?
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eternalplayer2345 at 07/03/2008 23:40
That looks amazing and utterly retarded at once!
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NobodysDream at 07/03/2008 23:46
Both awesome and incredibly stupid.

But the real cool kids just cut off their hands and wear them like a necklace. Sure, you can never experience the joy of fingers again, but that is a small price to pay to be balls fucking hardcore.
VampireChrist's Avatar
VampireChrist at 07/03/2008 23:48
being a lover of pain and tattoos...
that looks like FUN!!!
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Reeper at 07/04/2008 00:06
I dunno, if there becomes a way for this to be proven safe, or in the least no worse than an actual tattoo, those kids might be on to something. I mean, I could see this gaining a lot of popularity.

I wouldn't do it, but I sure know some people that would.
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ghets at 07/04/2008 00:52
Ive never understood the appeal of branding, if this even qualifies as branding.

"hey check out this unrecognizable blotch of scar tissue i got. i live for pain!"
SalvaPot's Avatar
SalvaPot at 07/04/2008 01:00
Now thats stupid... Kids like this one need help now.
Zero_armada's Avatar
Zero_armada at 07/04/2008 01:03
Dumb yet awesome. You gotta admit, even if that's stupid, it takes balls to do it.
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mr spooky at 07/04/2008 01:07
That was probably pain then a tattoo, well i don't know but it seems very painful not moving at all. I thought he would bleed also or probably leave a major bruise.
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nintendoll at 07/04/2008 01:37
@darkair

I don't understand your sentence structure.

To me this looks like it's only burning or etching or whatever through the top layer of skin. This is why the skin around it is red, but there is no bleeding. So while it may have hurt, I dont think it would hurt anymore than someone digging their nails into your skin.
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angusm at 07/04/2008 01:38
Man, if the kid doesn't get Cancer, then it was awesome.
If he does, then epic fail.

I wonder how long that shit'll last, like will his body just heal it up all funky and weird looking.
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Projectexodus at 07/04/2008 01:48
HAI GAIS! TAHT GAI IN TEH VIDJO WAS ME, I TATTOOED MISTAR DESTRUCTOID TO IMPRESS U! U LIEK IT!?
Stahlbrand's Avatar
Stahlbrand at 07/04/2008 03:01
Hah! Its stupidity that will punish itself at leat.

Because one stupid fucking mistake woudn't be enough, lets do both arms and the back of a hand. Enjoy your infections and your wonderful future in unskilled labour (as a self-identified and labeled idiot, who would hire him for anything more?).
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Hicksy at 07/04/2008 03:19
hmmmmm y friggin pacman and space invaders tho? clearly this machine does well with 8-bit characters. so y not megaman? or a little contra guy making it's way up his arm in a full done part of level 1 now that would've been hardcore. pacman is too retro for this kid and he probably don't even know what atari is.
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hjd uk at 07/04/2008 03:57
"why are the dots lighter than the pac or the ghost?"
The darker/grey etched parts are scarring, the pale pink dits are where the top layers of skin have come off.

That robot is a graphic from Instructables

Looks like Mr Destructoid's obese nerdy cousin :)
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hjd uk at 07/04/2008 04:02
Why no edit comment ;_;. Dits = Dots.

And I believe the correct term is JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST.

I guess a tattoo would require being a certain age and £££. This is free!

Also, What a twat.
Attro's Avatar
Attro at 07/04/2008 04:31
Used to work for a place that made the tubes for these lasers. I've seen test units burn a hole through a cinderblock. Wonder what it would've done to my forearm.
Andrex's Avatar
Andrex at 07/04/2008 06:21
I'm feeling this is cool... at the same time i feel Confused
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