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We have another story of f*cked up World of Warcraft players doing f*cked up things, so sit tight and enjoy the show. A 42-year-old married mother of four flew across the country to meet a 16-year-old boy she met on the fields of Azeroth. The boy ran away from home after his parents expressed concern (how dare they?) at their son hanging out with married broads who he met on the Internet. 

After a year of online courting, Lauri Price flew from Texas to meet Barrie teenager Andrew Kane, who defied his family and ran away to do the bad thing with her. Before eloping, Kane left a letter to his family assuring them everything was alright and telling them that their fears were "ill-found." His mother heard the front door shut as he made his escape and ran around the street at 1:50am, repeatedly shouting her son's name. 

The pair were found two days later at a movie theater by police after a public appeal. Price has not been charged with anything since the relationship was deemed legal but "unsavory" by the law. It has also come to light that Kane lied about his age. Police say that Price thought her Warcraft lover was 20 as opposed to 16. As for Kane, he was put into counseling, but has remained adamant he found his "soulmate."

Unfortunately, Price has a history of finding "soulmates" through World of Warcraft, with one former lover claiming she was "very sexual, emotional and clingy." Despite what Andrew Kane thinks, it doesn't seem that he'll be the last. 

This is definitely how all World of Warcraft players act. All of them. 

Barrie boy, 16, found safe in Orillia with woman, 42 [The Star]








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SR388's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:04
SR388
I could troll and say it's good to see some wow players finally getting laid, but that would be in poor taste. I will take the higher ground.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:05
Xzyliac
The original story is so dramatic. lulz
Tonglongninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:08
Tonglongninja
Meh, where I live 16 year olds can do whoever they want. so err... whats the problem? is it just amusing how they met?

whats the age of consent there?
JHJS4LIFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:12
JHJS4LIFE
I live in Barrie lol.
BerserkerX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:13
BerserkerX
I wish I could run away and marry bayonetta
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:14
Sir Legendhead
This is probably the best ad I've seen for that game and it's a shame they didn't have anything like it when I was a teenager.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:21
Max-
World of Warcraft: home to horny nerds, single mums and paedophiles since 2004
Mazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:22
Mazed
And this joins the long lists of other ill-considered relationships that started over the interwebs.

The fact that it began in a game has very little bearing on anything.
mizzougrad01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:22
mizzougrad01
I knew you could ride tigers in Wow, but now they offer cougars too?
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:23
CelicaCrazed
Barrie!? Orillia!? Bahahaha!!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:23
Xzyliac
@Tonglongninja
Unrealistic.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:24
Jamie McGinn
Is this part of the new expansion? I might start playing again if it is...
tr0tsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:25
tr0tsky
Apparently she's being charged at home in Texas because the age of consent (?) is 17 there.
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:26
Nolan South
What a lucky fucker, how often do any of you get the chance to bang MILFs in the vidya?
Ok Abacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:26
Ok Abacus
I should start playing World of Warcraft
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:28
Occams electric toothbrush
Wait, was she hot?

No?

Oh, meh, don't care.

/goesbacktoreadingMaxim
TechnicolorDewDrop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:28
TechnicolorDewDrop
@mizzougrad01:

LOL.

That's all I have to say.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:29
Midgetsnowman
all of them? how come I havent been accosted by crazy women? I've played WoW for YEARS
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:29
PappaDukes
Sure beats Match.com.
sogmasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:29
sogmasta
Come on? 16 year old boy makes out with crazy , but doable , milf. Through VIDEO GAMES. That kid's got swag.

Sounds to me like Ol' Jimmothy Sterling is hating.

Stop being a hater Jimmy.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:30
RiotMonster
Wow Players are a very odd breed of Gamers..
errntnarcsst's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:30
errntnarcsst
@mizzougrad01

Awesome.
kireblade's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:39
kireblade
I bet they're smokers too, right James Cameron?!?
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:41
wanderingpixel
He can do better.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:43
Syn
Well I suppose this could be considered a nod to the intelligence level of WoW players (LIEK ALL I NEED TO HAVE A FULL LIFE IS VAGINA!) but I don't like making sweeping statements like that.
Vectrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:46
Vectrex
Who carried who through the raids?
ClockworkHorror's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:51
ClockworkHorror
Go Simcoe County!
Tonglongninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:53
Tonglongninja
@Xziliac

lol, fair enough.

But yeah, that kid would have been envied by his mates I'm betting, then laughed at a few years later.
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 16:57
JavTheGreat
If this was a 42 year old married man chatting up a 16 year old female, this story would have a completely different tone.
trsspidey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:04
trsspidey
@JavTheGreat

Hit the nail on the head.
Eddftw's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:07
Eddftw
@JavTheGreat

I agree, he'd be a fucking pervert instead of a sly motherfucker.
Robert Lynch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:13
Robert Lynch
Kids Got Game.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:17
ikiryou
This story is prime fodder for a future Lifetime Original** movie, starring Daphne Zuniga as a woman just looking for an escape from her loveless, empty marriage. Kirk Cameron could (still) play the 16-year old (lying, evil man-dog) who lures her away with false promises of undying love and romance.



**the network for women who think that all men are conniving rapist man-dogs.
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:36
Comrade Snarky
Stupid people do stupid things, more at 10.
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:36
GEMPadre036
@JavTheGreat
So true. It's earry just how different it would be...
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:50
DaedHead8
This woman should get with the Orc Guy from yesterday.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 17:59
lewness
All WoW needs is a social networking interface and it can be the second internet. The weird stories have already made their way inside years ago.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 18:08
Vanilla Gorilla
Journalism.

Here's a missed nugget: Back about 10 years or so, I know 5 couples who hooked up and got their freak on from meeting people in EverQuest. 3 of them got married. And 2 separate couples had divorces related to the females forming strong attachments to other males who were not their husbands.

You should do stories on them. Those are scandalous too.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 18:21
Xzyliac
@ikiryou
You do the writing, I'll do the producing, we'll make millions.

@Vanilla Gorilla
Fucking blog that shit.
along the way's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 18:28
along the way
"very sexual, emotional and clingy."

So, what server does she play on?
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 18:34
Chad Almasy
ROFLMAO I love the internets.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 19:02
Gobun
/Brofist Barrie
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 19:17
Rammstein
I flirt with my guilds' married women all the time.

I approve!
wolf428's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 19:32
wolf428
Lol, Orillia's only a half hour from here
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 19:44
D-503
This is why I don't play WoW, cuz if I do I will be sleeping with 40 year old women! DATE CRAZY PEOPLE YOUR OWN AGE! ya nerds...
TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 19:45
TheTruth
What is it with that game? I've never played it, but I've known quite a few people who did and they were all bat sh*t crazy.
True, they WERE outpatients from a mental ward, but that's not the point. The point is they were all their own kind of crazy...yet all were into Warcraft. They all shared that common thread.
Weird.
All I know is I'm not going near this game. Kind of like how all the music I like, the fans of it freak me out. Well, Warcraft might be great, but I'm not willing to risk just how many psychos it's attracted into one spot. No good comes of psychos lumped together. Just look at Destructoid! Ha!
Snarc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 20:07
Snarc
I now find it impossible to seperate the commentary voice of jim's "what ive done" with all his other articles. Tell us about your uncle being 16 jim..
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 20:23
Elsa
Yeah... all of them act that way! Guess I need to play WoW if I want to pick up some sweet boy-candy!


(ugh... I felt dirty even typing that... what a twisted woman she is!)
Jano Torres Gonzlez's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 20:31
Jano Torres Gonzlez
This is the story of... LOLITO...
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 21:06
ScottyG
Where were these women when I was 16, that's what I want to know! :(
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