[Teenage Pokemon is a cartoon show about Pokemon in their middle stage of evolution -- looks like their luck has changed it's time to rearrange. New episodes every week.]
This episode of Teenage Pokemon is based on a true story, which may be a first for a fan-made Pokemon video. Like a lot of adaptations of real life events, (Zero Dark Thirty immediately comes to mind), this one had to run a little long for accuracy's sake. Sadly, it's more likely to be remembered as the Pokemon equivalent of Ang Lee's Hulk than any Oscar nominated film. Take that however you want.
That's in part due to Wartortle's tenuously contained relationship with self loathing, his need for acceptance, and with his primal urges in general. Why is this young Poke-man so intense? I blame the internet and its unique way of sneaking into the back door of our brains kicking our amygdalas into high gear.
As all of you budding neurologists out there know, the amygdala is the part of the brain that is triggered when we enter fight or flight mode. the farther we go into that mode, the more that our brains can only effectively run two routines -- attack and defense. In an ideal world, this primitive part of our nervous system would only be triggered when we're being attacked by a bear or something, but reality is not that kind. Our amygdalas can be potentially triggered by emotional threats as well. Try questioning someone's religious beliefs, their skill as a game developer, their favorite videogame console, their taste in...
Oh, I'm over-explaining again? Sorry about that. I hope you enjoy this week's episode, and thanks for watching. At the very least, you can send it to the next internet stranger that comes at you with something creepy and/or furious and tell them "This is you."
MeanderBot Woe is me. This month's Cblog theme is basically an excuse to draw pretty girls, and here I am with no time.Gundy Maybe one day I'll reach bronze rank in Rocket League...Nathan D A very Bloodborne-y moment.
TheLimoMaker Back in tip-top shape guys, feel waaaaay better than I have done these past few weeks. Plus my voice sounds slightly raspy now, meaning my Batman impression has been upgraded.
Apologies to Gaj and Solar the most, my male-up kisses go to you: XxxxxxOverlordZetta Wait... Is that...? Could it be...? It IS! Gravity Rush's Kat has taken a break from rushing and graviting to sacrifice some souls in Soul Sacrifice Delta! Which isn't even going for $8 on the PS Store right now! What a steal!ScionVyse Finally got my in game time down to under an hour in Super Metroid. I'm pretty happy about that.Shinta https://killscreen.com/articles/falling-through-a-100-million-stories-in-gravity-rush-remastered/
Really great article about Gravity Rush's director (director of Silent Hill), and his 1970s French comic influences.Dreamweaver Unpopular opinion time: I not only consider Kanye West to be one of my favorite rappers of all-time — yes, I'm being serious — but he's one of the very few people in the world whom I'd consider to be a role model. I truly wish he would notice me one dNekrosys Trying to play through Undertale's Genocide Route. After forcing myself to kill the Greater Dog, I'm really not sure if I'm emotionally capable of handling this game anymore...Fuzunga "I would buy [game] if I had a Wii U." THEN WHY DON'T YOU!? "I don't want to." So you want to play [game] but you're not willing to buy hardware to play it? "Yes." Guess you don't really want to play [game]. "No, Nintendo should make games for Xbox." ಠ_Torchman Nathan D, they say ROCKET PUNCH!Sir Shenanigans There should be an online multiplayer version of Gwent.Nathan D Torchman, what do the five fingers say to the face?
Jed Whitaker Can we just get a yarn version of Bionic Commando already?ChillyBilly Alright. All Waifu are garbage because they're all fake.
There, I said it.ikiryou All of your waifus when someone gives them a dollar.Torchman IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS ZEUS, I PROCLAIM YOUR WAIFU TO BE SHITSeymourDuncan17 Alright, Torchboy. If it'll shut yo ass up about our waifus, here is Yukiko's privileged little white bum presented for your, uh, "pleasure". KnickKnackMyWack Obligatory: All these waifus are best waifus. Yours ain't got shit.Shinta Just platinum'd Gravity Rush Remastered in 3 days. Super hyped for Gravity Rush 2.