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Teen threatens to hijack plane while playing WoW photo

There should be technical terms for multiple levels of stupid, but for now I'll just make some up: if you have to gauge the actions of the guy in this story and your choices are A Little Slow, Stone Cold Stupid, Colossal Moron and Drooling Vegetable, it would fall somewhere between the third and the fourth. What happened here is that an eighteen year old Johnson County, Indiana resident decided to announce he was planning to hijack a plane. While playing World of Warcraft, no less.

The Indy Star reports that the teen was playing the game yesterday morning when he announced that he "was going to board a plane at 7:30 to Chicago and that (he) was going to try and kill as many Americans as possible". A facilitator from an online gaming center reported the kid after hearing him repeat himself a few times. When confronted, the teen at first said that someone hacked into his computer, then backpedaled and said he was just kidding around. How humbling it must be to have your e-penis so swiftly and suddenly confiscated!

A rep from Blizzard who had gone over the chat logs said they seemed very serious and not like a joke at all. In the meantime, the teen's computer has been seized by the FBI, who are looking further into the case. Charges could possibly be filed with the U.S. Attorney's office, but it hasn't gone that far yet. I bet he's not allowed to play WoW anymore. He ought to call this guy up for advice (I hear anal remote application is a cure-all).


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Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:27
Pacopaco
"How humbling it must be to have your e-penis so swiftly and suddenly confiscated!"

That's a fantastic line right there.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:30
Holyetheline
What a dumbass.
Mattchewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:43
Mattchewie
Its like in hackers when Freak and Joey get their PCs taken for planting the Da vinci virus.......



but not at all!
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:50
CRAZYAPE69
OMFG, it's silicon valley spitfire dog robot thing!! How i miss that game.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:50
Professor Pew
Joking is illegal! NO CAN HAZ FUN!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:55
Mxyzptlk
I heard he's still allowed to play WoW, but he's banned from using any of the flight points. Just in case.
SunKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:59
SunKing
I think Destructoid is possibly the king when it comes to finding awesome image headers. :D
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:00
Ganjookie
Umm...

Where did the kids clothes go in that video, and why did he shove a remote in his ass?
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:07
Catmurderer
First Amendmeeeeee.......... wha
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:11
Tash
Yeah, terroristic threats are definitely covered under the first amendment. Gimme a break.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:21
Black Nexus
what about pants on head retarded.....................oh right thats taken.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:24
Volomon
Actually a lot of people get confused when they hear the term Free Speech. Technically it is not. For instance, cussing and cursing in a public establishment or even in the open is cause for arrest. Moments of conspiracy, are cause for arrest. Assembling without permission and open protest is against the law.

Other limitations are various libel.

There are a lot of limitations to the First Amendment, and dumbasses don't know it until they are in jail.
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:43
gitrooman
all he has to do is plead the Fizzzzith, FiF, fiiiiiiiiifth
Zeno's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:00
Zeno
Hijacking a plane while playing WoW would be quite the impressive feat.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:07
The-Excel
I'm running an underground criminal organization from my grandmother's bedroom. I can top that easily.
Ratzaroony's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:10
Ratzaroony
What a dumbass...
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:12
Mr Kite
But it was only for the lulz! :(
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:35
CallMeRotten
That kid is screwed for the rest of his life.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:59
Im OK
How very brain-dead. Was he deprived of a lot of oxygen as a baby or something?
Sukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:26
Sukes
I kid you not; I fell back in my chair because I slammed back so hard and fast from laughing when the kid shoved the remote up his ass. I just laid their for a second laughing and then the pain sobered me up. Thank you Colette for allowing me to almost break my neck. I'm gonna go watch it again!
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:47
Laird
Pfft, this guy is so stupid he couldn't hijack a bike in GTA if it had the New Super Mario Bros Wii feature that makes the game play itself.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:01
brainderailment
He's gonna be tried as an adult. Dumbass.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:12
Chronic Logic
Stupid idiot.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:34
Furyfire
...Facepalm time now?

I think so.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 01:54
Qraze
let me hear anyone say that and i'll personally go find them and chop their fucking head off with my old glory blade. that sort of shit is no joke in my book, no matter how old they are.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 02:00
Batthink
That's brilliant, Lemon. Did you make that? XOD
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 03:41
Sexualchocolate
God it's ridiculous to see how far the US's police state has gone.

It's a kid, talking shit, trying to be funny. Sure, he's not funny, i mean there's nothing funny about your government organizing a false flag attack on it's own civilians in order to get support for a war they want, and that proves to be extremely profitable, but have no real reason.

This is a nice side effect of the US government killing it's own people in the name of Allah, they now get to arrest teens because of what they say on WoW. Police State Bonus!

Not only that, people will come to sites like this and laugh about how stupid the kid is, when really, he wasn't threatening, he wasn't conspiring, he clearly wasn't a terrorist (also known by the US establishment as "Freedom Fighters" when they're fighting against Russia, and financially supported by the US) he was trying to be funny.

Do you guys miss that little thing called freedom? I do.
aerofan11's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 05:37
aerofan11
You can't really get away with joking about this sort of thing, people must know that by now. I don't think it was necessary for the FBI to take the kid's computer away though, he was just a stupid kids, not a terrorist.
CharlieKun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 06:28
CharlieKun
although he was just trying to crack a bad joke, you cant exactly be sure these days. ok he was jus a kid tryna be funny, but even if there was a small 5% chance that he could of been planning having some kind of terrorist activity with people over WoW, then that 5% chance is worth investigating. You can never 100% know someone, even in real life. Its just down to how much you trust that person, and a kid talking madness over WoW it seems, isnt something that you can just trust that hes having a laugh.
Besides, with the current situation america is going through, as Aerofan said, you cant really get away with joking about this type of thing
xiaolinstyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 16:58
xiaolinstyle
1% doctrine seems to have worked... sigh... man I hate Dick Cheney
hardboiled777's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2009 08:34
hardboiled777
lol I hear stuff like this all the time on the net, there's crazy crap like this being machine pressed 24/7 out there, and sexualchocolate is hitting on some truth there, but I wouldn't agree into some of those historical references he touched :p
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