games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 


Teen threatens to hijack plane while playing WoW photo

There should be technical terms for multiple levels of stupid, but for now I'll just make some up: if you have to gauge the actions of the guy in this story and your choices are A Little Slow, Stone Cold Stupid, Colossal Moron and Drooling Vegetable, it would fall somewhere between the third and the fourth. What happened here is that an eighteen year old Johnson County, Indiana resident decided to announce he was planning to hijack a plane. While playing World of Warcraft, no less.

The Indy Star reports that the teen was playing the game yesterday morning when he announced that he "was going to board a plane at 7:30 to Chicago and that (he) was going to try and kill as many Americans as possible". A facilitator from an online gaming center reported the kid after hearing him repeat himself a few times. When confronted, the teen at first said that someone hacked into his computer, then backpedaled and said he was just kidding around. How humbling it must be to have your e-penis so swiftly and suddenly confiscated!

A rep from Blizzard who had gone over the chat logs said they seemed very serious and not like a joke at all. In the meantime, the teen's computer has been seized by the FBI, who are looking further into the case. Charges could possibly be filed with the U.S. Attorney's office, but it hasn't gone that far yet. I bet he's not allowed to play WoW anymore. He ought to call this guy up for advice (I hear anal remote application is a cure-all).


Continue: More World of Warcraft stories





prev next

34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:27
Pacopaco
"How humbling it must be to have your e-penis so swiftly and suddenly confiscated!"

That's a fantastic line right there.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:30
Holyetheline
What a dumbass.
Mattchewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:43
Mattchewie
Its like in hackers when Freak and Joey get their PCs taken for planting the Da vinci virus.......



but not at all!
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:50
CRAZYAPE69
OMFG, it's silicon valley spitfire dog robot thing!! How i miss that game.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:50
Professor Pew
Joking is illegal! NO CAN HAZ FUN!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:55
Mxyzptlk
I heard he's still allowed to play WoW, but he's banned from using any of the flight points. Just in case.
SunKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:59
SunKing
I think Destructoid is possibly the king when it comes to finding awesome image headers. :D
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:00
Ganjookie
Umm...

Where did the kids clothes go in that video, and why did he shove a remote in his ass?
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:07
Catmurderer
First Amendmeeeeee.......... wha
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:11
Tash
Yeah, terroristic threats are definitely covered under the first amendment. Gimme a break.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:21
Black Nexus
what about pants on head retarded.....................oh right thats taken.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:24
Volomon
Actually a lot of people get confused when they hear the term Free Speech. Technically it is not. For instance, cussing and cursing in a public establishment or even in the open is cause for arrest. Moments of conspiracy, are cause for arrest. Assembling without permission and open protest is against the law.

Other limitations are various libel.

There are a lot of limitations to the First Amendment, and dumbasses don't know it until they are in jail.
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 18:43
gitrooman
all he has to do is plead the Fizzzzith, FiF, fiiiiiiiiifth
Zeno's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:00
Zeno
Hijacking a plane while playing WoW would be quite the impressive feat.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:07
The-Excel
I'm running an underground criminal organization from my grandmother's bedroom. I can top that easily.
Ratzaroony's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:10
Ratzaroony
What a dumbass...
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:12
Mr Kite
But it was only for the lulz! :(
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:35
CallMeRotten
That kid is screwed for the rest of his life.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:59
Im OK
How very brain-dead. Was he deprived of a lot of oxygen as a baby or something?
Sukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:26
Sukes
I kid you not; I fell back in my chair because I slammed back so hard and fast from laughing when the kid shoved the remote up his ass. I just laid their for a second laughing and then the pain sobered me up. Thank you Colette for allowing me to almost break my neck. I'm gonna go watch it again!
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:47
Laird
Pfft, this guy is so stupid he couldn't hijack a bike in GTA if it had the New Super Mario Bros Wii feature that makes the game play itself.
FawkAndSuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:00
FawkAndSuck
This guy is my idol.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:01
brainderailment
He's gonna be tried as an adult. Dumbass.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:12
Chronic Logic
Stupid idiot.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:34
Furyfire
...Facepalm time now?

I think so.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 01:54
Qraze
let me hear anyone say that and i'll personally go find them and chop their fucking head off with my old glory blade. that sort of shit is no joke in my book, no matter how old they are.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 02:00
Batthink
That's brilliant, Lemon. Did you make that? XOD
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 03:41
Sexualchocolate
God it's ridiculous to see how far the US's police state has gone.

It's a kid, talking shit, trying to be funny. Sure, he's not funny, i mean there's nothing funny about your government organizing a false flag attack on it's own civilians in order to get support for a war they want, and that proves to be extremely profitable, but have no real reason.

This is a nice side effect of the US government killing it's own people in the name of Allah, they now get to arrest teens because of what they say on WoW. Police State Bonus!

Not only that, people will come to sites like this and laugh about how stupid the kid is, when really, he wasn't threatening, he wasn't conspiring, he clearly wasn't a terrorist (also known by the US establishment as "Freedom Fighters" when they're fighting against Russia, and financially supported by the US) he was trying to be funny.

Do you guys miss that little thing called freedom? I do.
aerofan11's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 05:37
aerofan11
You can't really get away with joking about this sort of thing, people must know that by now. I don't think it was necessary for the FBI to take the kid's computer away though, he was just a stupid kids, not a terrorist.
CharlieKun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 06:28
CharlieKun
although he was just trying to crack a bad joke, you cant exactly be sure these days. ok he was jus a kid tryna be funny, but even if there was a small 5% chance that he could of been planning having some kind of terrorist activity with people over WoW, then that 5% chance is worth investigating. You can never 100% know someone, even in real life. Its just down to how much you trust that person, and a kid talking madness over WoW it seems, isnt something that you can just trust that hes having a laugh.
Besides, with the current situation america is going through, as Aerofan said, you cant really get away with joking about this type of thing
xiaolinstyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 16:58
xiaolinstyle
1% doctrine seems to have worked... sigh... man I hate Dick Cheney
hardboiled777's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2009 08:34
hardboiled777
lol I hear stuff like this all the time on the net, there's crazy crap like this being machine pressed 24/7 out there, and sexualchocolate is hitting on some truth there, but I wouldn't agree into some of those historical references he touched :p
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos


    Win this!
    Dive in! meetup+play for a chance to win a PC

    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles review
    Left 4 Dead 2 review
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex review
    Arkedo Series - 02 SWAP! review
    EyePet review
    more reviews
    Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks
    Monster Hunter Tri
    Hooking onto, under and above Just Cause 2
    PS3's 256-player MAG
    Rooms The Main Building
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 50689 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing

    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Jim Sterling: Think L4D2 is an expansion? You're a f*cking idiot





















    More Destructoid Originals




     Popular now more






















    Team Destructoid   tips@destructoid.com
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief
    Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor
    Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Dale North
    News Editor
    Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor
    Colette Bennett
    Tom Fronczak Brad Nicholson
    Ashley Davis Ben Perlee
    Conrad
    Zimmerman
    Chad Concelmo
    Jonathan Holmes Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Will Maddock Matthew Razak
    Dyson Joseph Leray
    Topher Cantler Samit Sarkar
         
      Dexter
    Adam Dork
    Daniel Lingen
    Hollie Bennett
    Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Stella Wong

    Josh Tolentino




     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online
    seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap
    our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?




    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006