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Tecmo and Koei are making out, should be ripe for merging in two months photo

It was an unexpected move when Tecmo refused Square Enix's takeover offer and instead announced it was jumping into bed with Koei, but it would appear that things are running smoothly between the house of the button mashers and the house of the physics-defying breasts.

As of September 17, a committee was set up to get cracking on official integration talks. The committee wants employees to demonstrate their abilities and show how they can "best serve the company in the future." That sounds suspiciously like a more friendly-sounding "prove that we shouldn't fire you when we merge" request to me, but I don't really understand business. 

A committee has been formed to oversee the business of the two newly-merged companies, comprised of the presidents of both companies (acting as joint-chairmen) as well as executive representatives and non-executive representatives of both companies. This integration will allow employees to demonstrate the full extent of their abilities, so as to best serve the company in the future. This committee is expected to produce a concrete integration scheme for unifying the two companies in the next two months.

Looks like we'll be having Ninja Warriors Xtreme Volleyball Legends before you know it.


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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:21
Samit Sarkar
If this merger means that I'll eventually see Zhen Ji trying to play the (skin) flute while her 40EEs get in the way, then count me in.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:27
Jim Sterling
FAN SERVICE:

Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:35
Samit Sarkar
Thank you, Jim, for making my day with that wonderfully seductive image.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:48
KaL YoshiKa
Well I guess we can look forward to Ryu Hayabusa in every Warriors game from this point on.
TheNakedAnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 06:47
TheNakedAnt
So long as there's new butt battles, i'm in!
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:05
Pangloss
Press X to make the boobs jiggle independently.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:52
Holyetheline
This is a very sexy merge indeed.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:30
nademagnet
So much sexy. Sooooo much sexy!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:58
TrailerParkJesus
Two button mashing companies merging. Holy crap, what kind of games will they come up with?
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