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Team Rocket is real and wants to corrupt your Pokemans photo

This is quite a demented story to start your week. The Nintendo World Store launch party for Pokémon Platinum in New York was the source of drama when a fake "mystery gift" was uncovered as an evil hoax by none other than ... Team Rocket -- or at least a sad geek dressed up as a Team Rocket member.

Some flyers promoting the launch event had been photoshopped with the promise of a "mystery gift" by some nefarious villains, who then went around the Nintendo World Store with plans to distribute a Level 50 Shiny Gengar. Public announcements were made throughout the event warning customers not to accept any mystery gifts on the grounds that they can corrupt game files. 

A "rotund, bearded, and generally unkempt individual" (pictured in gallery) was eventually escorted from the premises for spreading his hacked Pokemans. Apparently the store staff only found one of two evil gift distributors that night. 

Team Rocket is now real, and they've upgraded from merely kidnapping the Pokemans to murdering them. Be warned!

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Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:17
Xhumation
That's hilarious!

You have to admire the dedication of these people
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:20
ZombiePlatypus
That dude would be way more awesome if he didn't look so damned pathetic in that get-up. Still, real-life Team Rocket fouling up folks' Pokemon is brilliant, if also cruel...
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:22
dgschrei
lol nerds. There is no other way to describe this. And yes I know I'm on Dtoid.
Son of BaconSandwhich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:24
Son of BaconSandwhich
Well as long as they don't have a fat man-Jessy, I guess we're ok.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:32
Excel-2011
Looks like Team Rocket blasted off again.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:36
Black Nexus
WTF, c'mon Jim isn't it a little early in the morning to make me lose my faith in humanity.At least let me get some caffine first.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:37
loki d20
That's not hilarious, that's f'n scary. I have to say I'd scream like a little girl and run away if confronted by someone looking like that.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:39
Excel-2011
@Black Nexus:
Why wait? I have some pamphlets I think you'll be very interested in.
Aero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 08:44
Aero
The Shiny Gengar wouldn't have corrupted any games, it just had a racist name which store employees obviously didn't want the kids to see.
PEICanada7's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 09:10
PEICanada7
I find it ironic that Jim the one who actually posted this on here, considering the guy in the photo sort of looks like him. LOL!
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 09:14
zombiekiller13
I just don't know what to say. He dressed up as a member of Team Rocket to screw with a game that is mostly played by children...mostly.

Isn't there some law that says if you go out of your way to fuck with kids, you are labeled a kid-toucher? If not, can we label him that anyway?
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 09:24
TJF588
Would've been better if he dressed as a normal Rocket grunt, and not some past-his-prime, transgendered-and-back'd, so-large-he-drawves-1'4"-Pikachus, criminally-unfabulous'd James.
Suigyoken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 09:38
Suigyoken
Those stretch pants really don't work. Are they standard Team Rocket attire?
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 09:47
de BLOO
It just got real mutherphakers, they kill pokemans now.

I think the guy in the pic is former Madtv guy um..... Will Sasso. He needs a job Im guessing.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 10:21
Phoenix Gamma
Jim! You forgot the BEST PART of the article (or at least, an important one):

The Gengar's name was set to the infamous "N word". Not sure if it's listed in your source, but I saw it in a few RSS feeds myself.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 10:47
F Whipple
This is hilarious!
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 10:52
Phoenix Gamma
Here's a youtube someone posted of the "Racist Hacked Gengar", showing the moves and abilities and such. To any sensitive readers, the video's in bad taste (then again someone posted a link to Rule 34 of HAWP, so I think we probably crossed that threshold...):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jshiYIGbFk
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 10:57
CapnCrunk
Fucking brilliant. I would love a racist hacked Gengar.
optimusjamie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 11:04
optimusjamie
WTF is Team Rocket? WTF is Pokemon?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 11:33
Monodi
MEOWTH! That's right!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 11:37
Naim Master
HILARIOUS !
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 11:46
BulletTrain
Oh god, this could have only been more funny if they did the team rocket theme song.

I always knew those gengar were secretly racist stereotypes.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 12:04
Chronic Logic
Team Rocket? Stupid fuckers couldn't even succeed even if they're lives depended on it.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 12:32
Darren Nakamura
This man is awesome.
Haunter66's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 12:33
Haunter66
lol, Damn fat nerd, nice joke (but a little raicist)
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 13:48
welkstar
They made their own Pokemon ARG!

You'd think they'd have chosen Jynx for their racist Pokemon though...
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 14:15
vexed alex
Someone please give this man a metal.
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 14:32
Chack
That guy scared me out just looking at that picture. Though, the "crime" commited by this guy (and fatso Jessie) is so creative I must say...
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 17:23
PrinnyMedic
The first game terrorist?
Danger Mouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2009 18:34
Danger Mouse
I don't know whether this is awesome or depressing.
This guy is the equivalent of the drunk who runs over a kid's dog then throws up in the garden to put the icing on the cake.
deeblite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2009 13:59
deeblite
Whoa.. I know who that guy is. He's been making the rounds of the philadelphia area anime conventions for a couple of years now and generally making a nuisance of himself.
deeblite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2009 14:01
deeblite
And oh yeah- to the guy who was glad that it wasn't the fat man-Jessy- that IS the fat Man-Jessy.
deeblite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2009 14:05
deeblite
And oh yeah- to the guy who was glad that it wasn't the fat man-Jessy- that IS the fat Man-Jessy. Goes by the name of KojiroJames on various anime and cosplay forums.
James Craven's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2010 07:20
James Craven
Dear deebite.

Yes, I was there on the day in question, and no I wasn't Jessie that day. I was James, and just ask Tracey B. Wilson, the Pokemon hostess there about it, thank you very much. However, off to the side of the stage that afternoon, I saw a rather obese man dressed as a grunt being held by Rockefeller Center security and it was he - not me or anyone else - who was involved in the racist Gengar incident and it's because of abuse by "idiots" I wasn't at Philadelphia area events.

Whenever there is a Pokemon debut event such as the forthcoming Heart Gold/Soul Silver USA release in March, I like to dress up as that character and have improved my costume and make up. Sp please, deebite, respect the character, not the cosplayer.
James Craven's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2010 07:22
James Craven
Dear deebite.

Yes, I was there on the day in question, and no I wasn't Jessie that day. I was James, and just ask Tracey B. Wilson, the Pokemon hostess there about it, thank you very much. However, off to the side of the stage that afternoon, I saw a rather obese man dressed as a grunt being held by Rockefeller Center security and it was he - not me or anyone else - who was involved in the racist Gengar incident and it's because of abuse by "idiots" I wasn't at Philadelphia area events.

Whenever there is a Pokemon debut event such as the forthcoming Heart Gold/Soul Silver USA release in March, I like to dress up as that character and have improved my costume and make up. Sp please, deebite, respect the character, not the cosplayer.
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