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Team Ninja: At it again

11:20 PM on 12.03.2006   |   Joseph Leray


Not as cool as what's below the jump

Tecmo knows one thing about marketing: sex sells. This is a policy that Team Ninja fully embraces, as evidenced by Dead or Alive's increasing boobs to head ratio (currently at 3:1 ), as well as producer Tomonobu Itagaki's office antics.  Well, they're at it again, this time providing a little Britney-slip action. Make the jump for what may or may not be Christie's ...ahem... vajayjay.

Note - could be NSFW. 

Can you say wallpaper?

This could be a bang-up Photoshop job (which wouldn't surprise me), but I hope it could be real, because it's the next logical step for a DOA game, no? It's also the only way that anybody would play DOA Xtreme. Seems like if they could construct such a nice hoo-hoo, they could've given Christie some ankles. 

Cave o' Wonders

Now that you've stared at the Hi-Res video for 30 minutes, what's your verdict? Real, or a trick of the light?

[via Geek on Stun

[thanks Richard!] 








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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2006 23:57
bleep
I would say......REAL, nothing makes a teenage fan more loyal than the prospect of more virtual poonanee!
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:01
Chris Taran
It's real. I blew the top image up in Photoshop. You can tell that it's just a lower res version of the bottom pic.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:01
Namelessted
virtual vagina FTW!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:03
Holyetheline
Wow those nerds are perverts. Eh. lol
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:03
Danzuke
namelessted, any chance on getting an avatar that fits the specs the site askes for?
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:04
stagl
if the boob to head ratio is 3:1 right now, either they have added an extra fun bag to each girl, or they have some headless bitches up in there. either way, I'M SOLD!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:28
Colette Bennett
ZOMG VAGINA!
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:35
Poopface Morty
Could easily be fake. That isn't that hard to do.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:36
Cruds
OMG weird feets!!
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:51
J03yyz
lol pixelgina
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 00:59
World Famous
Gotta love the mud flaps.
teksuo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 01:45
teksuo
I've seen Christie's Vajayjay...this is WAY better than the zippers in DOA4
teksuo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 02:03
teksuo
on second thought...this can't be good. If Jack Thompson or someone sees this crap and it turns out to be real? Dude... Hot Coffee part II
Crateman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 02:14
Crateman
God bless Itagaki for giving us our daily dose of pixelated pr0n.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 02:47
Joseph Leray
Christ on a stick, Niero. WTF?
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 03:00
Namelessted
Niero, I salute you.
BRASH's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 03:28
BRASH
I thought we could hack DOA in the past and remove the girl's outfits. I know there's legal problems to watch out for, but someone needs to see if this is consistent with all the models, not just that scene and model alone.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 04:10
Rainbowblack
So THATS a vagina, cool!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 04:57
bleep
here ya go NetPhantom
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/drums_addict/28320-christie_box_detail.jpg
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 07:01
MusashiX2
now i am all for flesh lettuce, but seing this kinda wierds me out. i am kinda hoping it is a photoshop...
Zoex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 07:02
Zoex
Bah, they might as well get out of games.
I may be the only one that thinks that.
djnexus911's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 07:29
djnexus911
Niero LMFAO lol maybe thats why we play half naked hot chic volleyball in video games because in real life thats what you really get LMFAO
Deus Ex Machina's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 08:36
Deus Ex Machina
Soon you'll be able to buy vaginas for all the DOA girls. Micro transactions FTW!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 09:14
Dale North
ok, NOW I'm gettin this game.


...oh wait.
Lider's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 09:56
Lider
Lol, now is just a matter of time when Itagaki does a joint project with Illusion, lol!
bassbeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 10:56
bassbeast
@ Niero:

Wow... you've got... um... a little too much time on your hands.

I think you could fit your head in that.
yardguy00's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 11:26
yardguy00
hard to imagine that being real after they sued ninjahacker over stuff like that. Its priolly the same old heart and stars combo they had going before. Either way i know people who ripped the skins from doa4 im sure they can do it with doax and check for sure.
Crateman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 11:35
Crateman
At this point, I REALLY miss NinjaHacker.

Do anybody knows if there's a mirror of their stuff around somewhere?
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 13:18
Joseph Leray
Can you digg it? http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/DOA_Xtreme_shots_reveale_Christie_s_Vagina
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 17:03
Pedro Blandino
*fap* *fap* and I'm done!
yardguy00's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 20:47
yardguy00
@crateman to my knowledge no mirror available. theres pics here tho of mostly doa3 skins and a few doaU
http://www.doacentral.com/Gallery/GalleryNinjaHacker.aspx?aid=124
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2006 05:32
Aaron Mxy Yost
Wow. She's a total slut.
ExceptionOE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 13:25
ExceptionOE
If I'd wanted to see a vagina I wouldn't be buying computer games.
DurandalAI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 01:09
DurandalAI
Hail Itakagi-san!
spikejnz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 10:08
spikejnz
slutacular!
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