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Team Fortress 2 War Report: Day 1 photo

The first day's kill totals are out, and as you can see above, the soldier is currently ahead by 99,209 kills. GOOD JOB MEN. Overall, there have been 2,681,005 kills between these two classes ALONE in the last 16 hours.

Every server I played on last night was filled with soldiers and demomen going at it. Lots of fun, although I understand the pain of people who just want to get in and play a regular game without eating 8 rockets to the face at once. Oh well, only a week left. There's always servers with class limits, right?

No other announcements yet -- I imagine the normal weapon and map reveals will start on Monday.

To my soldier brethren: keep fighting the good fight.








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Dangsterr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:34
Dangsterr
I don't understand this, is it the number of enemies THOSE classes kill, or the number of THOSE classes that get killed?
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:35
Jonathan Ross
It is the number killed by the opposite class. There have been 1.2 million soldiers killed by demomen, and 1.3 million demos killed by soldiers.

If you're any class other than soldier or demoman, your kills don't count. If you're a solider or a demoman and kill any class besides your rival, those kills don't count.
TajesMahoney's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:36
TajesMahoney
Pretty sure with the broken bottle/helmet it's referring to how many were killed of that class. So proud of the soldiers. Demo's annoying as it is. I'd hate for them to get some new weapon that makes them even more overpowered. Go Soldiers!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:42
Cataract
I got a word of warning for all you would-be Soldiers. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Demoman eyepatches. And I want my eyepatches. And all y'all will git me one hundred Demoman eyepatches, taken from the faces of one hundred dead Demomen. Or you will die tryin'.
Script-br's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:42
Script-br
DRUKEN CYCLOPS! Whatcha y'all doin'?!? KILL THE BLOODY SOLDIER!

Cleanse! Purge! KILL!


The Soldier have a pretty big advantage on this war. It's pretty obvious that he is gonna win. But I get the feeling something else will happen...
Steven Thompson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:42
Steven Thompson
I like how this one announcement has created chaos in every game this week in TF2. You've got medics who won't heal demos, red soldiers not killing blue soldiers, and way too many soldiers and demos playing :P

It won't hurt the game in the long run, and this chaos is just insane and fun and Valve should not have released this during my exams...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:42
Sharpless
FUCK YOU ALL FOR HATING THE SUPERIOR DEMOMEN. BLACK POWAH!
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:43
VGFreak1225
Demos, we have not yet begun to blow! It may seem bleak but the war 'as only begun! We'll ruin those bloody Yanks yet!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:45
Jordan Devore
Yes! The Demomen shall prevail.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:50
WarZombie
That's A LOT closer than I thought it would be. This is going to be a nail-biter through to the bitter end.
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:51
Bigby
Dammit! Where is my engineer update in all this tomfoolery! At least gimme a better wrench!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:52
Los255
For the 5 minutes I got to witness the war, I contributed to nothing so far. ALL DEM SPLOSIONS!

I'll play more today. It is alot closer than I thought.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 16:57
Tarvu
Cataract wins, again.

Those Scotch Pansies don't know what hit 'em.
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:11
king kong five
Demomen are holding up better than I thought they would.

I gotta say, I was playing earlier, and it was sad to see the few people stubborn enough to play as Engies getting their sentries blown to pieces by all the Demo spamming.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:12
thisissami
i bet that no matter what happens, valve is going to give this overpowered weapon to the spy, fitting it into the story. either that, or the last weapon is a gimmick. there is no way that they would let one class actually become better than another.
PlatinumIce's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:13
PlatinumIce
STFU!

Demo is waaaay better.
sitter san's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:16
sitter san
SCREAMIN' EAGLES! You demomen maggots lack the fortitude and basic depth perception to prevail in this conflict. Report to the barracks for your mandatory spade to the face!
ButcherPete's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:20
ButcherPete
Demoman was here, Soldier sucks.
MrPibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:38
MrPibb
Let's do this, Soldiers! I want that special reward bad, and Soldier has always been my favorite. What can I say, just a fan of rockets! O_O
megamonki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:59
megamonki
Damn! I wish my PC was up to snuff to get in on this
akinney77's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:02
akinney77
@Cataract
You win for Aldo Raine reference. Inglourious Soldiers will get your eyepatches. (So far i have a measly 25)
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:08
Jack8274
Come on Demomen, we need to wipe out those worthless maggot soldiers.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:09
Jack8274
@megamonki

Are you sure? The requirements are really low.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:13
bluemeep
I'm going to airblast like a mofo tonight.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:21
CWal37
Well now that I'm done with finals the only thing keeping me from helping to swing that into the Demoman's favor is Demon's souls, and Pixeljunk Shooter, and Left 4 Dead 2, Mass Effect, and Far Cry 2. Hmmm come to think of it this next week of being at school with nothing to do should be quite busy after all.
Kitsuziza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 18:45
Kitsuziza
The only good shovelback is a dead shovelback!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 19:03
vexed alex
I CALL RACISM! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST THE SCOTS?!
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 19:39
Rosseh
Lame, but not surprising, With the Demoman's win button who is going to win?The only way the soldier can win is if they set up servers specifically for demomen to afk so they can kill them. Yes, the character is entertaining but the class is lame and boring.

I'm not hating on the demoman in a traditional sense. I will play the class if needed but I still don't like it. I mean, if every class has an ability to plant a bunch of bullets in a location and explode them at will they would probably win too.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 19:48
Rammstein
DEMO > SOLD

PERIOD!
Threaded's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 19:55
Threaded
Excellent, I see my healbotting and KRITSing of Soldiers has payed off. Though I did piss off a lot of Demos in the process by not healing them, and tricking them into rushing sentries with charged UBERs, and taunting as they slowly burned to death.

Friendly reminder soldiers, all's fair in love and war, so play to WIN.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 20:01
Rosseh
Wait, I misread that. Soldiers are winning?! Woot
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 20:11
Gee-Man
As a Medic who just came out of a few intense matches, I'm highly disappointed in my fellow healers who seem to find some sick joy in healing only one class while tricking the other into a slow painful death. A good Medic heals indiscriminately! So much for honor on the battlefield.

Ah well, I guess I'll have to start playing as Demoman then. I always get insulted because I kill too many people as Demo but it seems it may be necessary.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 21:27
Jon B
As a Pyro, I love this update. :)
Mobius Einherjar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 21:36
Mobius Einherjar
And I'll just keep on "trolling" around by playing pyro and airblasting every explosive device coming in my general direction instead of taking part in the war...

@ Rosseh: Maybe, but considering the regular amount of crit rockets that the soldier gets, they balance each other out.

@ Threaded: That's... lame?

@ bluemeep & Jon B: PYRO FORCE UNITE!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 01:43
Tino
Fuck Yeah Soldiers!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 02:11
Monodi
SO MUCH BLOOOOD!
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 03:06
tehdopefish
FUCK SKUB, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 03:11
Darren Nakamura
Boy, it's a good thing I can hop on XBL and just play a normal TF2 match without having to worry about this nonsense.

~sob~
The Average Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 09:47
The Average Guy
I hope the Heavy wins. :P
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