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If you were to unwrap a Christmas present and discover Tank! Tank! Tank! inside, anybody's natural instinct would be to burst into tears. However, for one child, his weeping was spurred by joy -- such an obscene gift actually making him happier than any child has ever been. Watch the above video to witness a young boy getting everything he ever wanted by receiving one of the crappiest Wii U games available. Being a child, he lacks basic critical faculties and accurate judgment, but that's okay -- if the kid's happy, it's all that matters. This is why I don't belittle my own when he wants to play Thundercats DS. Good for him, though! We adults may sneer at such lame software, but the little bastards out there love it. Hope he actually enjoyed the thing. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
 12:30 PM on 05.04.2013 Boy tries to rape mom, kills her, over Call of Duty banA 14-year-old boy from rural Iowa has been charged with first degree murder after shooting his mother with a .22 caliber rifle he received as a present. Noah Crooks, who was 13 at the time, attempted to rape his mother i...
2:30 PM on 03.18.2013 Sandy Hook shooter allegedly trying to beat a high scoreAn anonymous "law enforcement veteran" claims the Sandy Hook shooter was comparing "high scores" of previous mass murderers and intended to beat a record. According to this totally responsible and not-at-all reckless source, ...
9:30 PM on 03.13.2013 A disc-based Minecraft for Xbox 360 is in the worksKnowing that Minecraft has been a consistent top seller on Xbox 360, it's unsurprising to hear that Mojang, 4J Studios, and Microsoft are putting out a disc-based release for the platform. When it arrives at retail in the US ...
10:00 PM on 03.12.2013 New ESRB rule means we could see less age-gated trailersWith recent changes at the Entertainment Software Ratings Board, the amount of time we spend entering in our date of birth for Mature-rated game trailers (and then reentering it, because it never seems to keep) may diminish. ...
4:30 PM on 02.18.2013 Nickelodeon's best game nominees include... Wii Sports!?Awards shows are pretty bullsh*t. Videogame awards shows, even more so. But awards shows on children's networks like Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are the cream of the anal muck. They have open voting to give kids the illus...
7:00 PM on 02.17.2013 Not-for-profit Sandy Hook Arcade Center opens in NewtownThe Sandy Hook Arcade Center, a not-for-profit business, has now officially opened its doors to the local community and beyond thanks to the initiative of two locals: Andrew Clure and Scott Cicciari. Thanks to the behemoth of...
10:15 AM on 01.31.2013 EA wants to be 'part of the solution' in violence debateElectronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello addressed the recent criticisms leveled at the videogame industry following the Sandy Hook shooting. While the executive was keen to point out the lack of evidence suggesting games are res...
11:00 PM on 01.21.2013 Awww: Bungie visits a recovering child at the hospitalAs much as the negativity online can eat away at your mind if you aren't careful, the Internet can also be an overwhelmingly positive place. Take, for instance, Reddit user fiscal_ posting about his five-year-old son Brady ne...
2:00 PM on 01.12.2013 'Gun violent' videogames removed from MA truck stopsMy original plan for today was to head out to Connecticut to talk to residents of Southington about their initiative to destroy violent videogames. That event was canceled. So one ridiculous sidestepping of the real...
9:00 AM on 01.08.2013 Videogames now accused of giving children cancerBritish tabloid the Mirror has decided to try something a little different. With its peers implicating videogames in school shootings, this particular rag has a new approach -- blaming games for giving kids cancer. ...
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