I've always been a little slow on the uptake when it comes to the Tales series, but that doesn't mean that I'm not finding Tales of Hearts outrageously sexy. Gpara.com has a ludicrous number of screenshots for the game, and will personally squirt one out over every single one of them before the day is out.
Also included are more comparisons of the CG renders and anime counterparts of each of the game's characters. As you are more than likely aware by now, Tales of Hearts is shipping in two versions -- one with anime cutscenes, one with CG. We say that in every bloody Tales of Hearts post, but the Internet can have a short attention span. Anyway, the CG renders are, as someone pointed out last time, a little unsettling. They have weird, far-apart eyes that make them look like those dim kids who have to go to special schools because they frighten the real children.
While you're here, you might as well have the Japanese release date as well. December 11 is the magic day. If you're in Europe, this means you're looking at March 2035 before you can officially play it.
[Via TheGoingNintendos]
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5:14 AM on 09.03.2008
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Like The Young Scot said, this whole game should just be retitled "Tales of Hearts: Journey to the Uncanny Valley."
I laughed so hard at that.