Instead of leading you on, I'm going to do the kind thing and burst your bubble before you start mapping out elaborate designs for your Patapon coffin -- these don't really exist. They could, though, thanks to a little site called Creative Coffins that makes enviromentally conscious coffins from cardboard and will design them to your specifications.
The mockups were created by the fine people over at T3, and although they may not be real just yet, they did get me thinking -- would being buried in a Halo coffin be the coolest thing ever, or permanently confirm for all people present that you were as much of a douchelord in death as you were in life? It's cool to have an NES license plate or a N64 keychain, but we're talking about death here, people. This may be your last trendy statement -- do you want to do go down in history as the guy that got buried in an iPhone?
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1:26 PM on 07.23.2008
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I appreciate your viewpoint and would be interested in subscribing to your newsletter.
then go to my blog, and you can have all the viewpoints you want!
"Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Launch MotherF*ckers!!"
Why pay so much for a coffin anyway? Who needs a box decorated with lace trim and cushions? Barring extremely unlikely circumstances, once you are in the ground, you stay there. And rot.
But im pretty sure one of you will die before me and do it first.
Zing.
I'm probably gonna go with something a little classier- a Castlevania-inspired coffin. Hell yes.
http://web.archive.org/web/20050207091435/www.kissonline.com/kasket/
What about a Resident Evil coffin?? But in this case probably there will be no friends in the burial... ;p