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Taking a page from the QWOPa Sutra

8:00 AM on 12.17.2011

Now I bet you totally want to play QWOP again and waste an hour of your Saturday, right? Admit it. And the next time you're getting frisky in the sack, this is what will be in your mind. You're welcome.

Dorkly Bits: QWOP Guy Has Sex [Dorkly]

Tags:#Flash Games #Offbeat #Sex #video

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MetalDeer

I'm 12 and what is this?

DUGDAWG

This dialogue reminds me of Archer for some reason.

Dancing Mad

THAT GIRL HAS NO NIPPLES. SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR.

Excel-2011

I had to read the title twice. That's how it's done.

flintmech

this is not the first thing I wanted to see on the internet this morning.

SockemJetpack

Then he immediately ran 50 metres while doing the splits.

Caspis Sinclair

Caspis Sinclair

Ohhh... timely!

Epic-Kx

The Paddleboat Technique is an underused move in the sex industry. A shame, really, considering John Holmes pretty much made that ish happen and happen right.

Humpty Dance

@ epic I am unfamiliar with this technique and Google is being a bitch. Do explain.

Epic-Kx

@Humpty
The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina, then simoutaneously balances himself on his pelvis, extending his arms out for leverage. The added pressure on the pelvis and the disorted position of the man's dick inside of the woman causes an abnormal amount of pleasure for both the man & woman.

tekbunny

ahh, saturdays!

CH Gorog

That would be the most confusing version of the Karma Sutra ever.

arkane9

"You like it when I put sex on you?"
LMAO, I'm so using that in an inappropriate setting some time.

sky4

One of the worse dorklys

Tiredman

Don't know, that seems to fit the word Dorkly to a tee. Plus, its funny.

lewness

I'm this and what is 12?

Unannounced Fart

Can I use this position with my pillow?

Nic128

HAHAHA!

Deriq

i was thoroughly convinced that this was a new QWOP game. the result still remained entertaining. Brilliant.

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Retro Unicorn Attack

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Robot Unicorn Attack goes retro

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Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla

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7:00 AM on 04.11.2013

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I think we're all pretty familiar with dating sims. They're typically really cute, but mostly they're pretty erotic. Admit it, we've all played them before just to see what they were about and most of the time they're not tha...

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#Shadow of the Colossus

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