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TERA now has weaponised undies to kill with your crotch

Super-duper underwear is now a thing
Oct 03
// Joe Parlock
I don’t know what the developer of TERA is doing… but I like its style. Here’s a trailer featuring hot men (and a raccoon thing) in tiny Speedos dancing to kill enemies. Watch as their bulges ripple and wa...
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Twitch Plays Dark Souls

Twitch Plays Dark Souls has beaten the whole game

Hooray, Dark Souls is done forever
Sep 29
// Joe Parlock
Despite not being the biggest fan of Dark Souls, I’ve been strangely invested in tracking Twitch Plays Dark Souls’ progress. It’s been a wild journey, from spending over three days stuck in the game’s...
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WildStar's officially gone free-to-play

Born free, as free as the wind blows...
Sep 29
// Joe Parlock
WildStar has now finally ditched the subscription and gone free-to-play. The trailer is absolutely amazing. It’s got the vibe of a Borderlands trailer, and the animation style of a League of Legends one. Seriously, as ...
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Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns launch trailer is a bit premature

Game doesn't come out for another month
Sep 28
// Joe Parlock
NCSoft has released the launch trailer for the upcoming Guild Wars 2 expansion, Heart of Thorns. And that is really, really strange. No, it’s not the Evil Groot yelling at a cat that’s weird. It’s not the t...

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Megaton Rainfall

Megaton Rainfall let me be Superman at EGX 2015

Gotta fly fast
Sep 28
// Joe Parlock
I got to have a wander around EGX 2015 in Birmingham last week, and found myself spending quite a lot of time in the indie section of the show floor. There were games using puppets and door-stoppers, games with big and fancy ...
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Fallout 4

Todd Howard explains the new perks system in this Fallout 4 trailer

Fallout 4's looking pretty SPECIAL to me
Sep 25
// Joe Parlock
Bethesda released a new trailer for Fallout 4, showing off the game’s perk and leveling systems. Fallout 4 uses the long-standing SPECIAL system in a very different way to previous games. Before, it was like the attr...
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Payday 2

The utterly broken Xbox One version of Payday 2 is getting fixed

DLC is coming for Xbox One and PS4 too
Sep 24
// Joe Parlock
For a lot of people, Payday 2 is a fantastic game. Pulling of the perfect heist with a bunch of friends, unlocking new tools and guns, and more often than not quoting lines from Heat while you do it, Payday 2 is a hell of a ...
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Dragon Age

What a shock, Dragon Age: Inquisition - Game of the Year Edition is coming

All DLC, not all of the platforms
Sep 23
// Joe Parlock
Trespasser, the final DLC for Dragon Age: Inquisition, has been out for just over a month now. Fans have played through it, and are left in the limbo of not knowing what to do without Varric’s tender embrace. So I&rsqu...
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Them's Fightin' Herds

Them's Fightin' Herds has the best name ever, and is also on IndieGoGo

I forgot to rein in the horse puns
Sep 22
// Joe Parlock
Lauren Faust, creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who also worked on The Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, has taken to IndieGoGo to help make the game Them’s Fightin’...
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Persona 5

Persona 5 delayed until summer 2016

But at least there's a new trailer?
Sep 17
// Joe Parlock
I have some good news and some bad news for you, Persona fans. The good news is there’s a new Persona 5 trailer! It shows off some of the very pretty environments you’ll be exploring in the latest game, as well a...
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Hyrule Warriors Legends

Hyrule Warriors Legends is releasing in Japan on January 21

Ganondorf's luscious locks on 3DS!
Sep 17
// Joe Parlock
The 3DS re-release of Koei Tecmo’s Zelda game, Hyrule Warriors, has been dated in Japan. We also got a shiny new trailer showing off what's new in the game. Hyrule Warriors Legends, which introduces a crapton of new st...
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Magicka 2

Magicka 2 dumps a whole load of free new spells on you

Just dollops them all over you...
Sep 16
// Joe Parlock
Magicka 2, one of the best games ever to make you lose all of your friends, has received a free update. For those who don’t know, Magicka’s combat revolves around typing in spells. Each letter corresponds with a ...
Dark Souls photo
Dark Souls

Twitch Plays Dark Souls has beaten Ornstein & Smough

Seems like they actually did git gud
Sep 14
// Joe Parlock
Well this is embarrassing. Twitch Plays Dark Souls is officially now doing better in the game than I ever have. They’ve beaten what is considered by some to be the game’s most difficult boss: Ornstein & Smoug...
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Ant Simulator

Ant Simulator is basically Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The Game

Finally, a decent looking simulator game
Sep 07
// Joe Parlock
I’ve always loved it when games or films explore size: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, that really good Toy Story 2 game on the PS1, Ant-Man… I just love that sort of thing. The idea of seeing things we’re so fa...
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Everyone dies in this 15-minute long Hearthstone turn

Dreadsteeds and Knife Jugglers... why
Sep 07
// Joe Parlock
Hearthstone can be at times an absolutely infuriating game, and at other times it can be one of the funniest games around. Every time I see people pull the kinds of play YouTuber The Optimistic Brit has, it usually ends...
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Dishonored 2

Harvey Smith points out things we'd missed in the Dishonored 2 reveal trailer

Revenge really DOES solve everything!
Sep 03
// Joe Parlock
Every time I remember Dishonored 2 is coming, emotions my normal grumpy demeanor are simply not used to emerge. Emotions I have never felt before like… like… sheer excitement. Playing as Emily Kaldwin being a b...
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Sanitarium is a game that might help treat tuberculosis in the real world

Made by third year Scottish students
Sep 03
// Joe Parlock
Here's another thing to add to the already long list of good deeds gamer have done: they're now helping treat tuberculosis. Sanitarium is a game developed by Abertay University in Dundee, Scotland. The game challenges player...
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Assault Android Cactus

Assault Android Cactus leaves early access on September 23

Now for the sequel, Fight Robot Grape
Sep 03
// Joe Parlock
I’ve been keeping track of Assault Android Cactus since 2013. The twin-stick shooter has been in early access all this time, and has evolved into a pretty dang fantastic game throughout the process. Now, developer Witc...
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Cities: Skylines

Cities: Skylines After Dark trailer shows off your city's nightlife

Get your drunk arse home, mayor
Aug 31
// Joe Parlock
Cities: Skylines was absolutely fantastic. Developer Colossal Order did a fantastic job of balancing its fun city creation tools with a detailed simulation that made SimCity look like some matchsticks held together with sick...
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Atlas Reactor

Trion announces turn-based strategy game Atlas Reactor

'Turn-based game... but competitive!'
Aug 31
// Joe Parlock
Rift developer Trion Worlds has announced its newest project: Atlas Reactor. A free-to-play, simultaneous turn-based strategy game, all players carry out their turns at the same time, meaning there isn’t hours and hour...
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Shovel Knight Amiibo

Yacht Club and Nintendo confirm the Shovel Knight Amiibo

Hey I'm Knight, I'm not so Knight
Aug 28
// Joe Parlock
Laura (and the rest of the internet since it was leaked yesterday) was right! Nintendo has confirmed that there is an Amiibo coming for Yacht Club Games’ Shovel Knight. The amiibo will unlock an exclusive co-op mode fo...
Kerbal Space Program photo
Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is landing on Wii U

Landing, crashing, burning up in orbit
Aug 27
// Joe Parlock
Kerbal Space Program, a game about planning out a really complex space mission only to make an innocent astronaut drift endlessly in the dark, cold void of space, is coming to the Wii U. The trailer uploaded by Nintendo is a...
Dark Souls photo
Dark Souls

Twitch Plays Dark Souls managed to defeat the second boss

Taurus Demon is toast
Aug 26
// Joe Parlock
Twitch Plays Dark Souls had been a bit of a shambles right from the get go. Players spent days and days stuck in the very first section of the game, at which point the creator of the stream changed the rules and made the ent...
Starbound photo

The Pleased Giraffe update brings colonisation to Starbound

Discooooos innnn Spaaaaacccceeee
Aug 25
// Joe Parlock
Chucklefish’s Starbound has received its latest stable release, adorably titled Pleased Giraffe. The big, major addition in this update is the ability to colonise your worlds. The idea is simple, set up a house on a pl...
Octodad photo

Octodad: Dadliest Catch is mangling hands on the Xbox One next week

Who's that man with the hard, hard beak?
Aug 21
// Joe Parlock
I dislocated a finger playing Octodad. It popped straight out while I was trying to tentacle my way around an aquarium.  Allow my plight to be a warning to all of the new players who will be able to potentially cause ph...
Hob photo

Torchlight developers announce adventure game Hob

Borderlands' art style meets Zelda?
Aug 18
// Joe Parlock
Torchlight developer Runic Games has announced its newest project, Hob. Hob is a vibrant, suspenseful adventure game. As players delve into the mysteries around them, they discover a planet in peril. Can it be mended, or wi...
Homebrew photo

The Homebrew Launcher comes to 3DS, despite Nintendo trying to stop it

Download YouTube while you can!
Aug 17
// Joe Parlock
Homebrew has become a bit of a Hydra for Nintendo recently. They pulled down IronFall due to an exploit which allowed non-approved software to be run on the 3DS, and in response almost the same exploit has now also been rele...
Guillermo Del Toro photo
Guillermo Del Toro

Guillermo del Toro is done with games

THQ and Konami were probably bad choices
Aug 14
// Joe Parlock
Guillermo del Toro hasn't had a very good experience with video games, has he? First he spent literally years working with THQ on something, only for them to go bankrupt and sell off all of their stuff. Then he went to work ...
Mount & Blade II photo
Mount & Blade II

Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord's latest dev update shows too many things to count

Seasons, villages, replays, and more
Aug 12
// Joe Parlock
Mount & Blade consumed literally months of the lives of some of my friends. Capturing cities, becoming a great ruler, wide-scale battles on horseback, it’s no wonder it took them the way it did. Sleepless nights, m...
Pixels photo

Legitimate videos DMCA'd off Vimeo by Pixels movie copyright enforcers

Adam Sandler ruins everything yet again
Aug 10
// Joe Parlock
Pixels was a bit of a train wreck, wasn’t it? It currently sits at a meager 18% on Rotten Tomatoes, and the general consensus on the film is people would rather pour salt into a papercut in their eyeball than have to wa...

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