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SharkRobot Sale: Clothe your pimply milky body for $5+

[Bumping an old Dixon shirt post! -Niero] Literally every single t-shirt in the Destructoid store is now $9.95 or less! WOW! Some are as low as $4.95! HOT DAMN! Everything you see is on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't...

 
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Holiday clearance! All Dtoid shirts now $12.95!

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $12.95! All the shirts are on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't be able to get these shirts again! We're making way for something new, and until then ...

 
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Destructoid shirts now going for $14.95

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $14.95! We've lowered the price, saving you a few bucks. Hoodies are still between $24.95 to $34.95, and as always you'll get free shipping worldwide on orders over $60. T...

 
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8-bit Destructoid

Get retro with the Destructoid shirt and hoodie!

It's about time we did something like this! The Destructoid Videogame News System captures the retro Nintendo Entertainment System box covers with an 8-bit Destructoid. The new design was created by the talented Drew Wise, and you can grab ...

 
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Last chance to get your limited edition Destructoid shirt!

Originally revealed in an episode of Farts 'N' Crafts last week by Max Scoville, Chad Valente's amazing linocut print will be the first design to be made into a limited edition Destructoid shirt for DTOID Fashion. The limited edition tee wi...

 
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Corgis cosplaying as your favorite videogame heroes

Corgis are one of the cutest animals in the world. Fact. So what's cuter than a corgi? Corgis dressed up in outfits! More specifically, corgis dressed up as your favorite videogame hero. And that's just what we've made happen with the lates...

 
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Get a Destructoid shirt for $17.95!

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $17.95! We've lowered the price down, saving you a couple of bucks. Sure, $2 isn't much, but those $2 can now be spent on a whole bunch of other things. Like cheap Jack in the ...

 
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KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE KIRBEE!

What happens when Kirby sucks in a bee? He becomes Kirbee! Yes, a cute little twist on the always hungry hero of Dreamland, and it can be yours for $19.95 $17.95. This t-shirt was designed by artist Drew Wise, and you can order one in ...

 
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Star Fox + Fox Hound = Star Hound!

What do you get when you cross Nintendo's Star Fox franchise with Metal Gear Solid's FOXHOUND unit? Why, Star Hound, of course! Designed by the ever-talented Drew Wise, this awesome shirt is available in men's and women's sizes ranging from...

 
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Mario what are you doing? Get out of that trash can!

Mario likes to dress up as a bunch of different things in his various adventures, with the raccoon suit seemingly getting the most love. And now we know why, as he likes to go digging in trash cans with his raccoon buddies in the middle of ...

 
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It's-a Mario within a Mario within a Mario!

It's-a me, Marioska! Everybody's favorite Mushroom Kingdom plumber enters the world of Russian Matryoshka dolls in this adorable design by artist Mat Hudson. And it can be yours right now in shirt form for only $19.95! This comfortable...

 
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Destructoid is more than meets the eye in this crossover

You know what's cool? Transformers. You know what's not cool? That the Autobot symbol looks a little, well, emo. Have you really looked at it before? The robot mascot is sporting a frown face and looks like it's on the verge of tears! So we...

 
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Look classy with the new Donkey Kong tie shirt

Donkey Kong is almost as old as the vidoegame industry itself and the big great gorilla has been in all sorts of different genres. Whether he was a bad guy or good guy, he always rocked a tie even in his first game as he scaled a constructi...

 
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Dtoid store

If you found pizza on the ground, would you eat it?

Well, would you? That's what our newest shirt in the Destructoid store is asking, and if you've ever played a beat'em up before then you know the answer is giant yes! The new design was created by Josh Grilli, and features a tasty 8-bit piz...

 
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Celebrate Valentine's Day with the I <3 Controllers shirt

I <3 Controllers is a fusion of videogame controllers that have come together to form one big heart. The design was created by Drea "Pinksage" Avellán, and up till now we've offered the design in black, green, blue and purple colo...

 
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Stay warm this season with Destructoid shirts & sweaters!

[Update: This is your last chance to order anything from the store if you want them to make it before Christmas. Do you want to ruin Christmas?! I DON'T THINK SO!] For a limited time the Destructoid merch store will be carrying sweater...

 
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Get 5% off on all merch from the Destructoid store!

The Destructoid store has grown over the last few months and with the holidays now upon us, it's time to have a sale! You can get 5% off on all your orders when you enter this coupon code at checkout: happyholidays. Plus don't forget that S...

 
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Destructoid logo shirts are back!

Yes, finally! Destructoid logo t-shirts have finally joined our ever growing collection of tees. Now that that's back, how many of you want some kind of Destructoid sweater? And if we were to make a sweater, where would you want the logo? F...

 
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Five new designs have arrived in the Destructoid store!

Five new designs have been added to our growing collection of videogame inspired t-shirts over on our Shark Robot store! Our first new design is called Marioska by Mat Hudson, and is a combination of Russian Matryoshka dolls with the world ...

 
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The Destructoid store returns with a ton of game shirts!

Yes it's true! The Destructoid store has returned with a whole new lineup of gaming inspired designs. We've teamed up with the awesome folks over at Shark Robot to unleash a ton of new stuff. Go check out the store right now and put your pr...

 
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Last chance to get Destructoid shirts for $5!

TIME EXTENDED! We've left the Destructoid store open for one last month and this really is your last chance to buy a Destructoid shirt, poster, beanie or patch. For reals! In fact, EVERYTHING has been set to just $5 for the remainder of the...

 
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Grab a Destructoid shirt for just $5!

[Update: This is your last chance to purchase a Destructoid shirt before we close out the store for good! We'll be back with something new, but have to get rid of all our remaining inventory before we can flip the switch. Get something befo...

 
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$10 shirts over at the Destructoid store!

The holidays are fast approaching so what better gift for that Dtoid friend of yours than a Destructoid shirt! A ton of shirts are now between $5 - $10, including the Zombie Xbox 360, I Came, The Princess is a cockteasing bitch and more! We...

 
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Help us design our upcoming Katamari Dtoid shirt!

Our Destructoid store is slowly expanding with more and more gaming shirts. The next gaming inspired design to arrive at our store will be a Katamari Damacy themed one created by the wonderfully talented Linz Collins. The full design is in ...

 
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Metroid Minimalistic shirt now on sale!

Every Metroid needs a host to feed off of. As this is a minimalistic Metroid, it won't take too much of your energy away. Please, think of the Metroids. They need a good home. Baltazar "Fluffy Pancakes" Rosiles created our latest addition t...

 
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Bison bison shirt now on sale at the Dtoid store!

"The Famous Bison" created by Dead Comic Strip shirt parody is now on sale over on our Split Reason store! The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, the big bad leader of Shadaloo from the Street Fighter series.&n...

 
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This is not the Bison shirt you're expecting

But it's still pretty cool regardless. "The Famous Bison" was created by Dead Comic Strip, who has a collection of amazing art that you can take a look at over on Flickr. The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, t...

 
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The two bears high-fiving from Fallout now in shirt form!

[Update: Extra-Large sizes have run out!] Fallout: New Vegas fans may remember this excellent fan created mode of the infamous Rorschach test. The joke was so good that even developer Obsidian Entertainment made a reference to it in the las...

 
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Dtoid store: Pre-order the 4 Bosses Street Fighter shirt!

The Destructoid Store is branching out into videogame-inspired clothing territory! We're starting with our Street Fighter inspired design celebrating the fearsome first four bosses from Street Fighter II. And yes, we're going with the Engli...

 
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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock. Most shirts are printed by appl...

 

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