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8:00 PM on 12.08.2012

HAWP: This video is about BOOBS

Continuing the tradition of only being tangentially related to the videogame an episode is named after, the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? uses the new Tomb Raider as a springboard into a discussion about women in games an...

Tony Ponce





8:30 AM on 11.20.2012

Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in Miami

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden ...

Niero Gonzalez

7:00 AM on 11.01.2012

The PS Vita is like a headless lady with four breasts?

According to a promotional ad in France, the PlayStation Vita is comparable to a woman with no head and four breasts, two of which jut agonizingly from her back like a pair of malevolent tumors.  What are we to glean fro...

Jim Sterling

6:00 AM on 10.28.2012

Info dump for Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus on PS Vita

In my my post last week about new Bandai figurines, I very casually mentioned that booby ninja schoolgirl series Senran Kagura was receiving a new installment on PS Vita. It immediately occurred to me that Dtoid never formal...

Tony Ponce

9:00 PM on 10.03.2012

The DTOID Show: Assassin's Creed DLC, Star Wars, & Porno

On today's completely professional, mature, and otherwise not stupid or embarrassing Destructoid Show, we discuss some very serious topics. First, a season pass is announced for Assassin's Creed III, and the first DLC will b...

Max Scoville

8:00 AM on 10.02.2012

YouPorn 'now on' Xbox, welcomes 'Xbox Masturbators'

Sometimes this job is boring, and sometimes YouPorn sends Destructoid a press release, excitedly telling us that its streaming sex video services is coming to Xbox Live. Of course, what it actually means is that, with Interne...

Jim Sterling

2:00 PM on 10.01.2012

Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

Oh, Team Ninja. Oh my dear, sweet Team Ninja. Oh my dear, sweet, misguided Team Ninja. Oh my dear, sweet, misguided, pervy, creepy, sleazy, weird, freaky, pervy, pervy, pervy Team Ninja. Your boobs are so bad. Your justification of said boobs are worse. Boobs. FYI, I fully admit today's episode is silly and quite possibly pointless. It was, however fun to make and I hope it is fun to watch.

Jim Sterling

8:30 PM on 09.28.2012

The DTOID Show: Guns, Boobs & Ninjas

Hey gang! Here we are again, another Friday episode where Tara and I goof off a bunch because we feel like it. Big news today: something something boobs controversy Team Ninja Dead Or Alive 5, Konami unveils collector's editi...

Max Scoville

11:00 AM on 09.27.2012

Team Ninja: Dead or Alive fans demand bigger breasts

Team Ninja's Yohei Shimbori has been justifying his studio's love of massive breasts with inhuman wobble physics, claiming that while international distributors want the breasts toned down, fans are demanding even bigger...

Jim Sterling

6:30 PM on 07.19.2012

New screens and trailer show off DOA5's tag team mode

Man, do I love me some Dead or Alive. And Dead or Alive 5? From what I've played, it seems like it's shaping up to be something truly special. One of my personal favorite modes from DoAs of past has to be the tag team m...

Brett Zeidler

11:30 AM on 07.16.2012

ESRB: Resident Evil 6 features hybridized spider-boobs

It's been ages since we had a good ESRB rating story, but America's guardians have delivered the goods once more. As usual, we've got a rating for an M-rated game and, as usual, it makes said game sound delightful ... in a ki...

Jim Sterling

9:00 PM on 06.22.2012

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BUTTS BOOBS

This is the opening movie for Senran Kagura Burst on 3DS. In the words of Jonathan Holmes, "I've never seen something switch from totally awesome to totally stupid so rapidly." It begins with your typical "stare longingly ou...

Tony Ponce







The shameless woman's guide to surviving E3 photo
The shameless woman's guide to surviving E3
by Holly Green

When talking about sexism in the games industry, emotions can run so high that speaking your mind while still respecting the perspective of your peers can be an exhausting balance. Sometimes you just want to start eating fistfuls of your own hair. But I believe when life gets you down, you gotta laugh to keep from crying. Or smashing a bunch of beer bottles and make fart noises with your hands, however you unwind.

In that spirit, I've written some handy absurd tips from my experience at various conventions in the past three years, meant to help you take on the various challenges presented by being female in the male dominated games industry. I hope they serve you as well as they've served me.

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Dead or Alive 5 has those jiggle physics you love, more photo
Dead or Alive 5 has those jiggle physics you love, more
by Brett Zeidler

At E3 last week, there were a good amount of new fighting games. Conrad and I made our rounds to all the booths that had fighting games to show off, and Steven Hansen eventually joined us as well. Here we made our way to the Tecmo booth to go hands-on with Dead or Alive 5.

As you'll see, Steven discussed the finer points of the game with me. The important stuff, if you will. You know, like how you can see veins popping out where they matter, insane jiggle physics, the sexy lingerie, and the new see-through clothes technology. Okay, we actually talked more about the fine-tuned mechanics and new interactivity with the stages, but I had to get you to watch somehow, right?

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3:30 PM on 06.03.2012

Senran Kagura sequel gets new enemies, same old boobs

Senran Kagura is a 2D brawler that was popular enough to get an upcoming sequel in Japan, but it still hasn't been released in the US and Europe. I'm still trying to figure out why. Do 3DS publishers really think that the gam...

Jonathan Holmes

9:00 PM on 05.23.2012

Zombie cheerleaders can be found at London Comic-Con

Are you sad because you live out of the country and it's very difficult to make it to the legendary San Diego Comic-Con? Well, if you live in/near London, UK, you can always head to the MCM London Comic-Con being held later t...

Brett Zeidler