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IT'S DRAGONITE!!

B*TCHES LOVE DRAGONITES! [Created by YouTube user AMTRAX91]

 
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution Collector's Edition detailed

Aw yeah, a special Collector's Edition for "select European countries," New Zealand and Australia! Nope, this edition of Deus Ex: Human Revolution is not coming to the U.S., Canada, or anywhere else. While some of the stuff is also included...

 
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YooStar 2 launch trailer featuring me!

Today sees the launch of YooStar 2: In The Movies, for Xbox 360 and Kinect. The game allows the players to record performances of various famous roles, which become chopped into the movie itself, making it another game perfect for drunk so...

 
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Dtoid server maintenance tonight

Why are you even reading this?  Go play Minecraft - I'll be doing some server maintenance tonight.  Your offbeat caffeine-powered comments are welcome during this dark time.   In other news, go play with the new Dtoid Forum s...

 
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Konami (not Capcom, my fail) has announced that the classic X-Men Arcade, complete with cheesy music and bad translation, will be heading to Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network soon. No details have yet been announc...   read

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Oh hai The Room tribute! You are my favorite Flash game!

A lot of cool stuff was at PAX -- there were a bunch of great developers showing off some fantastic games. It turns out, however, that the best thing to happen during the PAX weekend wasn't even at PAX at all! The Friday PAX started, Newgro...

 
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Best news of today: No more cake jokes in Portal 2

If you are anything like Dale North or myself, your day is about to be made. You see, we share a deep hatred for those tired Portal jokes involving cake, being "Still Alive," and everything in-between. Even worse are the people who won't le...

 
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Robot Unicorn Attack galloping onto the iPhone

The ever lovable Jordan Devore discovered the other day that Adult Swim used a quote of his for the TV ad for Give Up, Robot. After seeing the ad, I decided to check out the game and to finally play Robot Unicorn Attack. Yeah, I'm six mont...

 
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No More Heroes 2 inspires sexy lingerie line

Britain's The Daily Sport currently has a spread on a line of lingerie based on No More Heroes 2. As you can see by this photo from Twitter user byronicman, the ladies are all wearing lingerie based on the various outfits from the mind of S...

 
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The Humble Indie Bundle brings in $1 million, goes open

Prepare to get warm fuzzies, my friends. The Humble Indie Bundle has surpassed its goal of bringing in $1 million in contributions! As of last night, I was seriously doubting the Internet would be able to collectively come together in perfe...

 
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Bionic Commando: Rearmed team forms Might&Delight

The bunch responsible for graciously giving the world Bionic Commando: Rearmed has founded a studio of its very own: Might&Delight. Is that an amazing name for a company or what? As the tags for this post probably gave away, I'm more th...

 
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UI update makes Steam even more awesome

Love Steam? I do, and I'm sure a fair amount of PC gamers do to. Which makes hearing about how a good thing is getting better pretty great news. That's pretty much what's happening with Steam's new UI makeover. What Valve's calling "A Brand...

 
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TANK POWER! World of Tanks will tank-rush the MMO scene

Newcomers to Massively Multiplayer games, especially fantasy-themed titles, are usually quite disappointed when they ask for a "Tank" and receive some kind of burly man or orc in knight's armor who says his role is to "pull aggro," saying t...

 
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Dale told me that I could only write this post if I began with the following message: "Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby! Ooooooh, yeah. Baby, baby!" And there you go. Persona 3 Portable, the updated, portable-ized ada...   read

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No More Heroes 2 vids: Fat Kid Panty Kitty Party Edition

MegaStryke and I recently made a bet that on No More Heroes 2's potential sales. I think that if the game gets a 9 or better from Game Informer and other major gaming news outlets, then it could sell up to a million copies by January 2011....

 
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SPOILERS: Entire game of Sin and Punishment 2 on Youtube

2D shmups are back with a vengeance these days, while 3D shmup releases are at an all time low. For my money, the last truly great game in the genre was Panzer Dragoon Orta on the original Xbox. That's only if you don't count Sin and Punish...

 
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Namco using Microsoft money to fund PS3 Vesperia?

They don't call 'em Scamco Bandai for nothing. According to new rumors, Namco is using money it gained from a Microsoft exclusivity deal to fund PS3 development. The Xbox 360 platform holder allegedly paid Namco Bandai a princely sum to mak...

 
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Tingle continues to tease with three creepy videos

Sorry guys, this post isn't about Teaching Mrs Tingle, though that has its share of creepy teases as well. No, this news story is about Tingle of The Legend of Zelda series and Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland infamy. Speaking of Fres...

 
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Oh SH*T. We did not see this one coming (at least, not so soon). In the Sony press conference announcements, they dropped an incredible new piece of news: Final Fantasy XIV is coming exclusively to PS3, we got to see footage,...   read

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Oh happy day! XSEED brings Ju-On:The Grudge to the US

Some days, the seemingly eternally cynical attitude of some gamers really gets me down, but today is not to be one of those days. I don't care what people have to say about this game, because I am so excited to hear it's getting a US releas...

 
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Oh my God it's time: Galactrix launch day trailer

It's been almost eight months since I first laid hands on Puzzle Quest: Galactrix, and most of the time inbetween then and now has been spent idly wondering if the game had the power to addict me as completely as the first game did (and the...

 
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Dr. McNinja has a new shirt out and it's videogame related!

I lavish at any chance to be able to talk about Dr. McNinja on Destructoid. It’s no secret that I’m such a big fan of his. He is the reason I’m a shark after all. Anyway, today I can finally talk about Dr. McNinja in a f...

 
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Maxis co-founder confirms work on new Oddworld title

Speaking at Wilfrid Laurier University in Ontario, Canada, Maxis co-founder Jeff Braun confirmed involvement in an upcoming Oddworld sequel.  "They're such a talented group of people," he said of the series' creator, Oddworld...

 
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Speculation: Diablo 3 fan site has a countdown

Speculation, rumor and more speculation: welcome, you've arrived at the internet. There are several great mythical beasts here in the gaming sector, and throned right next to the next gen remake of Final Fantasy VII is the announcement of D...

 
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Interplay details the revival of Earthworm Jim, MDK, and more of its classics

Remember when Interplay Entertainment teased us with the possibility of expanding upon some of its greatest franchises? Jim Sterling said he'd essentially lick the floor if a new Earthworm Jim ever came out, and for the record, I would too....

 
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Crisis Core launch event in San Francisco March 25th

Finally, after month after month of salivating on screenshots, small bits of video, hopes and fantasies about whether or not Crisis Core will be what I want it to be, the time is nearly here. It seems that the details have finally been conf...

 
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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does so...

 
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So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames? The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find o...   read

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Grand Theft Auto IV boxart revealed: All you white people look the same!

That clip up there is the just-released, brand-new, other-adjective-indicating-freshness reveal for the final boxart for Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest in Rockstar's series of controversial simulations based on the obvious logical progre...

 
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New Southwest ad makes fun of Wiitards

I hate it when our medium leaks into T.V. and movies since it's usually butchered (a good example of what I'm talking about will be on Weekend Destructainment this week). So I always have to cringe when I see our pasttime about to make a ca...

 

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I suddenly want to play a Hyperdimension Neptunia point and click adventure

 
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So Ive been hunting secrets and hidden areas in DS3 Some still elude me but my latest one felt really Blessings of the Dark Moon upon yall!

 
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Went hiking up in the Great Smoky I saw three deer, five bears (from inside a car), and chatted with a bunch of nice folks hiking the Appalachian Perfect weather and a gorgeous

 
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Precisely how Puyo Puyo was meant to be

 
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Purpals get the best landed in a world with the host, a sunbro and a Attack the faithful, get a sentinel dropped on me for my I finish him off and get my shackle, the Sunbro and host die to the Archer love

 
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I DONT WANT TO BE AT WORK, I WANNA BE HOME PLAYING SUPER ROBOT WARS Z3!

 
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Beat the dancer of the boreal valley at level Suffice to say, i am a fucking god! Either that or ive spent way too much time with this game and really need to get back to

 
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Beat the first boss of I can safely say, this game could turn out to be something real I got a few gripes that Ill highlight in the comments but I could still play it with no changes fairly

 
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I made a small change to the length of the table, and I realize I didnt show the finished white shirt version, so here it is! Thanks for all your feedback and help, everyone!

 
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I was watching my brother trying to beat the nameless king numbers of tries then I played Fist of the North Star opening and he whooped his

 
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I havent went online with the Master Chief Collection Is the online still fucked or did they ever fix it?

 
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My head is pounding and it wont be tonight until Why must it be this way?

 
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