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Friday Night Fights - Abortion Drones

So, apparently we are allowing Skynet to just hand out abortions now. Let it be known: I warned you all that this will end badly. One small step for human rights, one giant step for FUCKING TERMINATORS! You people have damned us all. Well, ...

 
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Games with Gold

Temper your expectations for May's Games with Gold

If April's Games with Gold lineup was the best yet, and I'm inclined to agree with Brett that it was, then whatever Microsoft has in store for May can't possibly stack up. I had that sentiment in mind when reading over the list of what's co...

 
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Friday Night Fights: PAX is happening

It's that time again. PAX East (a community meetup planning post is going up soon) is going on and FNF is a ghost town. FINE THEN. Enjoy all your awesome cosplay, cool vidyas, and meetups. I'll be over here, using my tears as lube. Killing ...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Freedom and Teeth

First off, give ShadeofLight a big round of applause. He's a real boy now. He is our newest Community Manager as well. We will do a proper intro soon for him (or rather his ass will, lazy Dutch..) though. This isn't his time. IT'S MINE! I r...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Lucky Jed

Huge thanks to our very lovely, very sexy, very Australian: Nekro. He gave us the beautiful header you see above. Jed, normally you're pretty fuckable. Times you by four and animu you though? Me-fucking-ow. Fist me Mr. Whitaker. Fist me lon...

 
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FNF - Dtoid vs Reverb Games: Rocket League

Bats and Supes aren't the only ones having an epic throwdown this week (Though ours will be much more fun). The always awesome, ever sexy, and my personal wet nurse, Steven Hansen is leading you into battle at 4pm today! Who are we battlin...

 
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Deals

Get a year of PlayStation Plus or Xbox Live Gold for $40

Update 4/14: Deal's back on the PS Plus! Deals on PlayStation Plus subscriptions are pretty rare, particularly at the $40 price point. Before today's deal, the last time we spotted a 12-month PS Plus card for $40 was in January. And before ...

 
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Friday Night Fights - No more work, please.

I'm exhausted. The past month has officially done me in. Getting ready for a Title 17 audit sucks. Only 11 more months until the next one too. Yay! At least that crap is happening today (it's 3am PST for me right now). Soon it'll be time to...

 
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Games with Gold

April's Games with Gold on Xbox may be the best yet

A common complaint of the Xbox Games with Gold and PlayStation Plus programs is that the monthly freebies are never both high profile and recent releases. Usually, they're either relatively new indie games or big titles that have been ...

 
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Rocket League

Rocket League dev can make PS4/Xbox One cross-platform play happen

When it comes to cross-platform play, Rocket League is really important: it’s the first time a PC game has cross-platform play with both Xbox One and PlayStation 4. This has led some to ask whether PS4 and Xbox One players will be abl...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Ten fu**ing years

Ten years of you assholes. Well, eight for me, but it feels like ten though. Dear lord, we are all old now. Thank God my dick still looks 25 though. No clue how he does it. Must be all the moisturizer. Anyway, Dtoid... ten years... man. It'...

 
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Friday Night Fights - For Elsa

We are currently at $295 of our $400 goal. This community is as always, amazing, and so damn beautiful. What am I on about? Well, Papa Bear/Grumpy Dad came at the FNF team, with this great idea to raise money for one of our best: Elsa. So o...

 
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Xbox Live

Microsoft considering compensation for recent Xbox Live outage

Microsoft is considering compensating Xbox Live users for the recent downtime. Xbox Live has been buckling a lot recently, demonstrating frequent outages and downtime we're not typically used to experiencing with the service.  As a Red...

 
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FNF

Friday Night Fights - Let's hear it for the boys!

Good day and a hot dickings to you folks! How is your Friday treating you? Mine is quite lovely as I am only 4-5 hours (of work) away from my first free time of the month. I am very excited and plan to use this time to chafe my dick. Well, ...

 
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Deals

Xbox Live Gold one-year cards are 42 percent off

We've spotted a similar offer a few times in the past, but it's still a rare event whenever a full year of Xbox Live Gold drops below $40. Lately it seems like the only retailer with a notable deal on Gold subscriptions is discount aficiona...

 
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Friday Night Fights

Friday Night Fights - There's a new Sheriff in town

Image unrelated. I just felt like using it. Anyhoo, how is everyone? How about that sexy new layout? Pretty nice eh? Mad props to Niero and crew for all the hard work. Let's reward that hard work by murdering each other wholesale. Onward to...

 
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FNF

Friday Night Fights - Be My Lover

"Looking back on all the time we spent togetherYou oughta know by nowIf you want to be my lover, want to be my loverGo ahead and take your time, boy you gotta feel secureBefore I make you mine, baby, you have to be sureYou want to be my lov...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Snuggie time

I feel like hot garbage. Woke up just... blech. I feel like the inside of Andy's asshole after a NARP. Heavy, floppy, and grossly wet. Anyway, games. We should play them. I still have to drag my carcass to work, so I won't be on until late,...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Krang-arang Rufio!

Huh. That thing kind of freaks me out... yet... deep down, I want to stick the D in it. I wonder if it has teeth? Hrm. Moving on... How is everyone this week? Doing good? Ready to play some games together? Sign up below if you want to host...

 
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Games with Gold

A Gears of War classic is the most high-profile Games with Gold title for February

Take a bow, friends. We're cheating February out of an extra day this year. This is truly the Ocean's Eleven of our lives, except it happens once every four years and we just get a little more February instead of ridiculously wealthy. ...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Go ninja, go ninja, go!

I am currently overworked and exhausted. I got nothing. I just want to play some Infamous Second Son and Destiny. I want that new Platinum Turtles game to hit too. I need to play through Transformers: Devastation again also. I think I have ...

 
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Deals

Renew Xbox Live or PS Plus for under $40 in Weekend Deals

Remember that deal from yesterday offering a year of PlayStation Plus for $40? Well, apparently this type of deal comes in twos, because a 12-month Xbox Live Gold subscription is now a lot cheaper, discounted down to $40 via Group...

 
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Friday Night Fights - This is getting corny

So our own Chris "I Swear I'm Not A Terminator" Carter (Watch your neuronet processor having ass, deathbot) feels the new Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 Beta is promising. I have to agree with him. It's definitely not a husk of the fi...

 
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Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg to Bill Gates: 'Fix yo shit'

The lines have been drawn -- Snoop Dogg might be moving to PlayStation. According to Snoop, Microsoft's servers have been out of sorts lately, leading to an Instagram takedown message, addressing the Xbox One's online performance. In the wo...

 
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Friday Night Fights: So much c-

Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right color dildo for yo...

 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
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Microsoft

Microsoft says this is its 'biggest sale ever'

Today Microsoft has launched its "biggest sale ever" - Countdown.  The offers are good from now until December 28, 2015, and include savings on games, movies, apps, and TV shows. As well as the offers below, there will also be a spar...

 
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Games with Gold

January's Games with Gold are for fighters and other fighters

Xbox has no delusions of ushering in a peaceful new year. Many a punch will thrown by those who subscribe to Xbox Live Gold, it's just inevitable. Well, unless you suit up as Adam Jensen and play the pacifist. January's Games with Gold have...

 
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Star Wars

PSA: Watch out for Star Wars spoilers on Xbox Live and Battlefront

Star Wars: The Force Awakens has officially hit theaters, which means everyone who cares a modicum about popular culture is booking to the theaters to experience this sweeping cultural moment before some jerk spoils the film's major tw...

 
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Friday Night Fights - It is here!

It is almost Christmas and there is a new Star Wars movie out. *drops mic*

 

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