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Shameless Wiimote rip-off for the Walmart win


Aug 16
// Jim Sterling
Took them long enough, didn't it? After months of waiting, we finally have some cheap, terrible Wiimote knock-off on the shelves of Walmart, in the form of four LCD sports 'games' in an inconvenient Wiimote-shaped case. For s...
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Wii games for your vile old grandmother to play while wetting herself


Jul 29
// Jim Sterling
I hate old people. I think they take up too many seats on the bus and they smell of vinegar and cat urine. When I see videos mocking the crusty, ancient, decrepit old harbingers of mortality I feel so much better about life. ...
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Co-op mode confirmed for Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles


Jul 04
// SRVSLPS
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles on the Wii seems to get better and better with each passing tidbit of information that comes to light. The latest bit of juicy confirmation from Famitsu tells us that a 2-player co-op mode i...
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Lightsaber action coming to the Wii?


Jun 28
// SRVSLPS
Ever since the gaming community first laid eyes on Nintendo's Wiimote, Star Wars geeks from around the world have been chomping at the bit to get their sweaty hands on a game that lets them truly experience the thrill of ...
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The best worst game ever: Bikini Karate Babes 2


May 21
// William Haley
Words cannot describe ... should have sent ... a poet.
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UK's Official Nintendo Magazine: Resident Evil Edition


May 10
// SRVSLPS
The UK's latest issue of Official Nintendo Magazine has the markings of greatness stamped all over it. Not only is it featuring what's new concerning the Resident Evil 4 port and the Wii's exclusive Umbrella Chron...
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Game Informer: Stealing Destructoid's immature jokes since 1946


Apr 10
// Robert Summa
We here at Destructoid pride ourselves and being toward the bottom of the slime pit when it comes to jokes/posts/life ... whatever. And, often times, we catch other outlets either stealing our ideas or stories a few days lat...
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A new Zorro game for the Wii: Is the "Z" for "zensational" or "zero interest?"


Feb 17
// Chad Concelmo
"Zensational?” Really?505 Games and California-based Pronto Games will be publishing and developing, respectively, The Destiny of Zorro, a Wii exclusive due out at the end of 2007. Players will make an act...
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MadCatz Wiimote: Built for her pleasure?


Jan 14
// Robert Summa
As if women needed more reasons to stick Wiimotes up their pleasure palace, now comes along MadCatz with a 3rd-party Wiimote that could easily pass as a top-seller at your neighborhood adult store. Who are the wizards that came up with this one? Was there any doubt that it DIDN'T look like a dildo?
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T&A sells your Wii too


Jan 10
// Faith
The sexy pictures posted by sellers on eBay have done nothing to help sell their PS3s, but knowing this didn't stop other sellers from trying to sell their Nintendo Wiis with some sex appeal too.Isn't kind weird to sell gaming system with sexy pictures when it's promoted towards families? Puppies were killed so these photos could exist.
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Parents unhappy about porn on Wii


Jan 09
// Ishaan
Seeing as how this story is already all over the internet, I wasn't really going to bother putting it up ... until Teddy Gage e-mailed it into tips (thanks, dude). Seeing this pop up in more and more places by the minute...
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Weekend Destructainment: Hey, where did that Wiimote go?


Jan 07
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
 A boyfriend and girlfriend are sitting on the couch. The boyfriend keeps losing at Wii Tennis. The girlfriend, who is now the worlds best girlfriend evar, decides to help out her dear boyfriend. What does she do? She st...
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Bikini blonde plays Wii Sports, grunts


Jan 05
// Niero Gonzalez
  What, of course this is news! You're probably sick of watching Wiitards throw remotes at their moms, so here is something completely different -- a well spoken half naked blonde woman playing Wii Sports -- str...
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The men of Nerdcore and a contest (updated)


Jan 04
// Faith
A while back, one of our very own, Wilbo posted his version of the console bikini in the forums and there was much puking. But, at the same time he started something special. The ladies and gay men of Dtoid realized that we...
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Best use of the Wii ever?


Jan 04
// Robert Summa
You may have enjoyed a robot humping a pinata, but how about a dog humping a Wii? I mean, honestly, does it get any better than this? I think not. I demand a wind-up-toy humping add-on immediately from Nintendo. Killer app, I think we have found you.[Via Go Nintendo] 
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Friday Comic Intermission: Digital Unrest


Dec 30
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ladies and gentleman, I am a demented pervert. You all should know that by now, really. If you still need further proof of the above statement, look at the picture. See it? I just about died laughing when I first saw it.This ...
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Masturbation via Wiimote


Dec 29
// Colette Bennett
Girl Gamer Advance published a now legendary article back in 2002 about the use of a little item called the Trance Vibrator, which came packed with the PS2 game Rez. After the excitement over that bit of marketing brilliance...
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First traces of Wii pr0n (Update)


Nov 26
// Ishaan
Wii pr0n. We all knew it would happen. It just had to ... ever since the console's official name was announced just prior to E3 2006 in May, everyone and their neighbour has been cracking jokes at its expense. Everyone al...

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