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Our biggest month ever
Jun 23
// Niero Gonzalez
Kinda looks like a shark, doesn't it? It's like the Hamza version of how the Andy Kaufman movie ends. We miss that guy and all the editors that came before this month, and now's a good a time to thank them for the legacy work...
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Come join the Destructoid show live stream


Mar 03
// Tara Long
Any moment now, Max and I will be starting tonight's live stream of the Destructoid show with special guest editors Nick Chester, Conrad Zimmerman, and your favorite furry animal, Hamza Aziz. You can check it out at our YouT...
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Live show: Chill Bros play Conduit 2 pre-release @ 3PST


Jan 26
// Pico Mause
We have very exciting news! Destructoid Chill Bros have the exclusive pre-release, two months early for Conduit 2, one of Destructoid's most anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii in 2011. We will be playing the game live wit...
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Sundays with Sagat: Guest Starring Birdie


Jun 27
// Jonathan Holmes
Here's the first episode of Season 2 of Sundays with Sagat. If you're new to the series, here's a quick recap; this is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business. Sadly, Sa...
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Go into a vagina for the first time in this Xbox 360 game


May 11
// Dale North
A game called Privates has you controling a gang of condom-topped marines that dive into vaginas and asses to blast out the "oozy, shouty monsters." Zombie Cow Studio is really making this Xbox 360 twin-stick shooter. Don't b...
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Former executive condemns EA and its 'bankrupt' strategy


Jan 14
// Jim Sterling
Electronic Arts isn't doing very well at the moment, and Electronic Arts would have you believe that's all the economy's fault. However, former EVP Mitch Lasky has a more damning reason for EA's failings -- it's the fact that...
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Here's a pet peeve of mine; people with a rose-tinting deification of Ocarina of Time. For me, that game, along with Mario 64, will always symbolize a personal low-point for my feeling of connection to videogames as a whole. ...

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Video game thief gets caught, threatens clerk with AIDS


Aug 06
// Colette Bennett
The WTF rooted in this sad little tale has nothing to do with video games themselves, but that's ok -- the passing association with them is reason enough to tell the story. After all, the internet spends all day threatening t...
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Penny Arcade promotes their game with flamebait from their biggest critic


May 21
// Niero Gonzalez
Denis Duckfat hates Penny Arcade ... and they're loving it. The ads (see gallery below) are the direct opposite of what you'd expect -- instead of using positive review quotes from gaming publications (11/10! -Cashwh0re), the...
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Pathetic punk prevented from pilfering PlayStations by prior pugilist


Apr 09
// Samit Sarkar
If you’re a criminal, what’s the first rule of any job? Do your homework, right? Well, 16-year-old Iowan Jake Merfeld definitely knew that, but it seems that he didn’t follow through completely. The kid trie...
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Before you get Ready To Friday don't forget that next Monday is the last day to register to win a free Xbox 360 and Frontlines: Fuel of War, courtesy of THQ. Detailed info on the game, movies, screenshots, and bickering grown...

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PSP Hack: Control a hobby helicopter with your fat PSP


Nov 12
// Niero Gonzalez
Have a few spare bucks to spend on your PSP and can't find anything at the game shop (again)?  If you enjoy hacks, model helicopters, and want to show something extremely gratuitous off to your grandmother the Picooz/Fai...
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Fake game Friday: Frank Herbert's Dune Golf


Aug 17
// Anthony Burch
Let's be honest: who hasn't looked at the vast dunes of Arrakis and thought to themselves, "That's one sand trap I would never get out of"? Most people, probably. But not forumite BetaMaster, whose fetishes for both...
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Captain Obvious: Sony profits fall


May 16
// Robert Summa
In the most obvious story since the invention of the word obvious, Sony announced today that their operating profits have fell a shareholder-jumping 68% for the financial year. But, we all knew that would happen. Sony already...
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Jack Thompson sues Florida Bar and Supreme Court, faces 91 day disbarment


May 08
// Niero Gonzalez
Everyone's favorite video game lawyer is apparently being considered for a temporary disbarment by the Florida Bar Association. As you've heard he's been on a bit of a legal warpath lately with the local powers t...
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High school student, hammer arrested for creating in-game map of his school


May 03
// Earnest Cavalli
According to FortBendNow, via Slashdot, a high school student at Clements High School in Fort Bend, Texas was arrested (and expelled) for creating a Counterstrike map that replicated the grounds of his school.The student in q...
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Attention Mexican gaming community: Don't be a griefer or you get broken


May 01
// Robert Summa
The Mexican gaming community ain't one to be f**ked with. This latest tale is a prime example of just that. Question for you World of Warcraft players: Have you ever wanted to beat the living crap out of an annoying gri...
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Ninja Gaiden Sigma demo up on Japanese PSN, hits U.S. later today


Apr 26
// Nick Chester
The demo for the highly anticipated remake, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, has hit the Japanese PlayStation Network store. As we speak, the demo is slowly making its way to my hard drive and then for the rest of the day, I will bask in ...
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Rosenblum pleads not guilty, to be put under house arrest


Apr 19
// Robert Summa
To update the alleged happenings of one very allegedly stupid person, GameLife's Andrew Rosenblum has pleaded not guilty to three counts of threatening to commit a crime and has had his bail placed at $50,000. Once Rosenb...
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Jack Thompson's evil FOX appearance


Apr 17
// Robert Summa
Remember how I told you Jack "video games are zee devil" Thompson was on FOX News yesterday taking advantage of the Virginia Tech tragedy to push his own agenda? Well, thankfully one of our dedicated readers, Kennigit, sent over the video of the appearance. Take a look and fill your rage meter.  digg_url = 'http://digg.com/videos/gaming/Jack_Thompson_s_evil_FOX_appearance';
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Sony UK to cut up to 160 jobs


Apr 16
// 8BitBrian
An anonymous employee of Sony UK sent us an e-mail that states that up to 160 jobs are planned to be cut from SCE UK, SCEE Central, SCE Cambridge, and SCE London. The move is being made to streamline the company due to the fa...
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Side by side comparison of F.E.A.R. on the PS3 and 360


Apr 16
// Robert Summa
Comparison screenshots are one thing, but when you do a well-done comparison video, trying to discern the difference between a PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 cross-platform game suddenly takes on a much different meaning. Of co...
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Can't find a Wii? Get used to it


Apr 11
// Robert Summa
According to our favorite PR person, Perrin Kaplan, Nintendo's Wii shortage will last a tad longer than what we've been told and promised by other Ninty execs in the past. From Kaplan via Next Gen:“There is a l...
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Serkis goes insane for Heavenly Sword


Apr 05
// Niero Gonzalez
  Pro tip: Don't mess with Andy Serkis. He's plotting to rid the kingdom of the weak, old, sick, perverts, fanatics, self-professing messiahs, spineless freaks, terrorists, degenerates, stupid and especially...
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Burnout 5: Not the same sh*t again


Apr 04
// Niero Gonzalez
Burnout Revenge is a tough act to follow, especially after the follow-ups to games like Gran Turismo and Ridge Racer have been shiny ponies, but less than innovative and new feeling. Short of PGR4's and Forza 2, there rea...
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Will Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword be the most awkward franchise sequel ever or will I have to eat my words with poison darts and Cocoa Puffs? I doubt it -- this new video suggests that the gameplay is the equivalent of eating ...

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Sony kinda sorta, not really denies 80GB PS3 is coming


Mar 29
// Robert Summa
Because of an FCC filing that was recently leaked out that pointed to Sony's own "elite" PlayStation 3, the company has already come out and denied that such an action means a new PS3 is coming out ... at this ...
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GameStop says Nintendo held back Wiis, will have good supply in April


Mar 27
// Robert Summa
Take this for what you will, but according to GameStop COO Dan DeMatteo, Nintendo intentionally held back on their Wii distribution because apparently the company already made the bank they wanted to (see, money > custome...
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Ad: The PS3 is for movies, also games


Mar 25
// Niero Gonzalez
Fanboys can have a field day with this one: Digger Key10000 snapped a pic of a controversially worded retail ad in the UK that positions the PS3 as a Blu-ray player that "also plays great games." For all we know it...
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Gallery: gaming industry goes gangsta'


Mar 22
// Niero Gonzalez
This unsettling photoshop contest gallery is a result of what happed when we tasked hardcore gamers to turn gaming industry executives and franchise characters into hardcore rappers. The result? Donkey Pimp.Ken Kutarabling. H...

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