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The awesome folks at Fishing Cactus and Roccat have been kind enough to set you folks with an awesome giveaway! What can you win? Well the grand prize is a brand new Roccat Ryos MK Pro keyboard and a Steam copy of Epistory. Ten runner ups will also receive a copy of Epistory! Not too shabby eh?   read

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The fine folks at Blowfish studios (Facebook, Youtube and Twitter), have given you folks an awesome opportunity to win a copy of their game, Gunscape AND an Elite Xbox One (1TB console w/ that fancy Elite controller)! What is Gunscape? Well, it is a first-person shooter world building hybrid that has come to Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and PC.   read

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The generous folks at Fun.com have three cool packages to giveaway! Three winners will be able to select 4 Pop! figures each, from the selection found here.While checking out their site, also look at the sweet Back to the Fut...   read

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To celebrate the Steam release of Nom Nom Galaxy and the numerous awards it's received, the awesome folks at Q-Games have given you lovely folks a few chances at some cool stuffings. They also made this contest international ...   read

Contest
CONTEST OVER. Winners will be announced soon, via PM and then listed here.   Thanks to the amazing Courtney, as well as the fine folks at Microsoft and Insomniac, we have two copies of Sunset Overdrive to give away. Not ...   read

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The GTA V update turned my character black

Okay, I admit: sometimes I do wish I were black. However, that desire never translated into the virtual gaming space because, I don't know, I guess I felt it didn't really represent me? Well, thanks to the recent Grand Theft Auto V update, ...

 
SR4 contest
CONTEST OVER AS OF MONDAY 3/23/15 Winners: Charlietime (XB1) and Dtoidgamer69 (PS4) Thanks to Ryan and Will from Deep Silver, we have two copies of the Saints Row IV: Re-Elected/Gat out of Hell bundle to give away to you folk...   read

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BEHOLD! The Sumo Titan beanbag couch!

Hilary P. Helghast returns with the sexiest review for a beanbag you ever did see. This is the Sumo Titan beanbag chair, made by a company geared toward crafting furniture for layabout gamers such as yourself.  In all seriousness, thi...

 
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Swagtacular: L.A. Noire

I've been playing L.A. Noire all week in preparation for tomorrow's review. I can't talk about the game yet (sorry, I can't even blink once for yes and twice for no) but I can talk about some of the absurd swag I got.  Because it's al...

 
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Destructoid was very fortunate to get hold of the Killzone 3: Helghast Edition before tomorrow's launch date. We did what any responsible company would do with such a hot exclusive opportunity -- film something utterly stupi...   read

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On today's Swagtacular, I get to do my very first special edition unboxing! I've never gotten to do one of these before, so this was a lot of fun. Of course, since I can't ever do anything properly, things go a bit ... spicy ... towards the end.  In fact ... I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. In this episode, I ruined videogames for everybody.   read

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What's that you say? Swagtacular only gets rubbish like 3D glasses and bottles of water? I refute your claims, sir. I refute it thus! Valve sent along a box o' swag, including these lovely little Left 4 Dead plushies. I take...   read

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Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon has at least one lovely member of our staff feeling pretty hot in the pants department, but D3 Publisher decided to fire up the loins of yours truly as well. Yes, it's an Earth Defense ...   read


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A piece from an old comic long since Its still really good though

 
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Fuck Overwatch, Ill be playing Battleborn tonight on my (No, but really, they are both pretty good games from what I can

 
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You The Overwatch Its Like holy crap is this

 
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I got a Loot Crate DX and I love Horde and alliance burbon glasses? Yes please! Massive D20 shaped chilling rocks? Why, Ill take that! 8 inch, glow in the dark adventure time figure? Howd you Lightweight Zelda hoodie? Its on my bod!

 
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Played some Overwatch Beta at my friends house since my code hasnt arrived yet Its so much Its so incredibly I got the play of the game as Mei and I just feel so much more excited for the full game to

 
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The most popular pages on my Steam grid image Its cool knowing so many people are using my stuff! Nekopara made it into the top All of you pervs, buying the dirty version and adding a Steam shortcut!

 
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Does anyone here want a code for Shantae and the Pirates Curse for 3DS or Freedom Planet for WiiU? Theyre both great games, but I own them I just want them to go to someone wholl play them

 
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