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Senran Kagura Burst

XSEED to release Senran Kagura Burst in North America


It's official!
Aug 06
// Kyle MacGregor
Senran Kagura Burst is coming to the Nintendo 3DS in North America, XSEED Games has announced. The Tamsoft-developed side-scrolling brawler will launch exclusively via the Nintendo eShop this fall.  A two for one followi...
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Rayman on PC, Incognita, Saints Row IV & More Oculus XXX


The Destructoid Show likes turtles
Jul 26
// Max Scoville
Hey guys! I'm back! And here's today's Destructoid Show, gettin' nasty and stupid with its bad self. Rayman Legends is hitting PC, which is great. The Oculus Rift is supported by a game about sexy maids, Saints Row IV has a ...
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Ma-Ma-myyyyy!

Did Peach just orgasm?


Nintendo starts airing Wii U commercials again in Japan
Jun 27
// Tony Ponce
Oh my God... what is happening in those first 10 seconds!? Nintendo suddenly realized that it forgot to advertise the Wii U and has scrambled to put together a set of TV commercials. But the one for New Super Luigi U is just...
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Wii Fit Trainer

Japanese artists think Wii Fit Trainer is smokin'


Gotta love that bleached Michael Jackson skin
Jun 19
// Tony Ponce
The fourth Smash Bros. was only announced last week, but fans the world over have already contributed a wealth of art based on the three new characters. However, Japanese art community pixiv has taken a particularly big shine...
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The Destructoid Show can see through your clothes
Hello boys and girls, here's today's Destructoid Show for you to rub your dirty little eyeballs all over. Mmmm. Yes, just like that. Bethesda is done with Skyrim, and they've now begun teasing their next exciting mystery pro...

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Skullgirls

Creator of Skullgirls porn officially joins Lab Zero


How big is your joystick?
Mar 20
// Vito Gesualdi
[Update: Skullgirls lead designer Mike Z has contacted Destructoid to say that ZONE's pornographic work was not considered during the hiring process. The writer apologizes for not making it clear that this was ...
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Do the Mario

Speed-painted Mario wants you to check his package


"Do the Mario," indeed
Feb 21
// Tony Ponce
8bit Ego artist Josh Summana, who recently shared a time-lapse video of his killer Donkey Kong painting, has clued me into a new piece as part of his "Heroes" line. If you haven't already, do check out his "Villains" line as...
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Who are the hottest men in the games industry?


Hey Justin Leeper: More like Guy Informer!
Feb 13
// Allistair Pinsof
It's disgusting how men continue to be objectified in the games industry. Here's our latest example: meningameshotornot.tumblr.com Despite all their hard work, award winning Tweets, and awesome review-score-giving abilities, ...
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Sexy man for Rayman

Man with sexy voice croons about Rayman Legends' delay


Put on your headphones and dim the lights
Feb 12
// Tony Ponce
The low-level echelon of so-called "gamers" have said their piece about Ubisoft's decision to delay Rayman Legends for the sake of porting it to the 360 and PS3. Now it's time for a real man's man to speak softly into your e...
Donkey Kong photo
Donkey Kong

So sexy Donkey Kong time-lapse painting


It's like he's undressing me with his eyes
Jan 31
// Tony Ponce
Damn, Donkey, you so fine! Maybe peel my banana sometime! Artist Josh Summana has been creating wonderful pieces like above and filming the process for his media company 8bit Ego. He's got a whole mess of these dudes, such a...
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Boob Wars: Colonial Marines, HD Wind Waker & RIP THQ


The Destructoid Show gets weird on Fridays
Jan 25
// Max Scoville
Hey gang, here's the recording of today's live Destructoid Show! Nintendo Direct happened, so we talked about all of that, and SimCity has new curved roads in it, I hope you're ready for that. That new Aliens: Colonial ...
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Chiptunes

Game Boy sex! Parallel Processing by Danimal Cannon & Zef


They made a beautiful chiptune baby
Jan 16
// Tony Ponce
I had a chance to meet the bald and beautiful Danimal Cannon (Roots, Armcannon, Metroid Metal) at MAGFest this year, and I've gotta say, he's one chill dude -- lounging at the merch table in a night robe, what a rebel! Still,...
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The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls


Our "sexiest episode ever"
Dec 17
// Max Scoville
It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and the top 5 sexiest Final Fantasy characters who are dudes. Plus: Dark Souls II is too easy, everyone get upset.
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Final Fantasy fans rank the series hottest beefcakes


All that spiked hair, oh my!
Dec 17
// Allistair Pinsof
Square Enix polled 800+ Japanese Final Fantasy fans on which male characters really beef their cakes. Unsurprisingly, beefcake supremos known for making happy pants tents across the globe Squall and Cloud placed high at 2 and...
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GoNintendo has the best Wii U unboxing video, bar none


I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
Nov 08
// Tony Ponce
GoNintendo's RawmeatCowboy takes the crown for best Wii U unboxing video on the inter-tubes. Sorry Jim, but I've gotta be real. Let George Michael's silky pipes lead you down the road of forbidden ecstasy. The weirdest Wii U unboxing you'll see...ever [GoNintendo]
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Dead or Alive 5 costume packs just in time for Halloween


And we're giving some away!
Oct 31
// Dale North
What would Halloween be without sexy costumes? I went into one of those mega-sized Halloween pop-up stores the other day to find that two-thirds of the store was sexy female costumes. They only had crap like 'bloody surgeon' ...
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Dress up for Dtoid and win a free game
[Update: Contest over! Winner is Serkderg the Herkderg!] What better way to celebrate Halloween than by dressing up as your favorite videogame character? And what better incentive to share that costume with the world than the...

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Johnny Yong Bosch's musical take on THAT scene from MMX4


Sep 27
// Tony Ponce
Johnny Yong Bosch is the f*ckin' man. Over his illustrious career, he's filled many notable roles such as Adam Park the Black Ranger in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Vash the Stampede in Trigun, Ichigo Kurosaki in Bleach, Ne...
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Gotta love that 2D HD animation for PS3 RPG Tokitowa


Aug 23
// Dale North
Namco Bandai has released a new gameplay trailer (yes, gameplay this time!) for upcoming PS3 RPG Tokitowa today, and it's so smooth and detailed that it looks like you're watching anime. I guess that's the selling point, tho...
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I think Gyoretsu Nageloop has FMV lesbian grenade ninja


Aug 19
// Jonathan Holmes
Gyroetsu Nageloop is a videogame published by Nintendo in Japan for the 3DS eShop. It plays like easily comprehended puzzle game (specifically, like Magnetica) but it's storyline is... well, I'm not really sure what it is. T...
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Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised?


Aug 15
// Tony Ponce
Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabar...
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SDCC: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 gets 100+ swimsuits via DLC


Jul 14
// Allistair Pinsof
Because, boobs. Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily ...
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EyeToy Kama Sutra game could have been a reality


Jul 11
// Allistair Pinsof
I'm always surprised by the lack of porn on modern consoles, especially with all the, err, "input possibilities" that motion controls give the user. It's not for a lack of trying though, if Sony Computer Entertainment executi...
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid


Jun 30
// Tony Ponce
Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no...
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Dead or Alive 5: Bunny bikini bonus, Collector's Edition


Jun 25
// Dale North
Have you preordered Tecmo Koei's upcoming fighter, Dead or Alive 5? If not, will sexy bunny bikini bonus suits change get you going? Preorder at GameStop or Amazon and get a set of in-game bunny-style swimsuits for three of t...
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The Bastion narrator sexifies Skyrim


Feb 12
// Tony Ponce
Adding the crooning pipes of Bastion's narrator to any video instantly increases its sexiness factor exponentially. It's just as true now as it's been in the past. YouTuber Egger3rd whipped up a short machinima that sets Bas...
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This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3


Feb 03
// Tony Ponce
Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highlights of the game in such a small span of time. Saints Row 3 Has A Lot of Outfits [YouTube]
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Hey, Little Sister! Who's the only one?


Jan 29
// Tony Ponce
Pinup artist Martin Abel has whipped up a poster featuring a rather developed Little Sister from BioShock. Sometimes, when you get a tip in your inbox for something like this, you gotta go with the obvious joke. And so... *DEEPLY INHALE* Jonathan Holmes... well... is it!?!? (Thanks for the tip, Mike!)
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Our holiday video hit over a million views! Thanks for watching ... now go punk someone this Christmas :) Huge thanks to our friends at Denizen Company.

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Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! is a PSP game


Dec 19
// Tony Ponce
Here's a trailer for a game that someone in the comments of this article first brought up. I thought about the best way to phrase the title of this post, but in the end, the name of the game itself says it all. Listen to Me,...

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