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#Sexy Time!

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The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls

It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and ...

 
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Final Fantasy fans rank the series hottest beefcakes

Square Enix polled 800+ Japanese Final Fantasy fans on which male characters really beef their cakes. Unsurprisingly, beefcake supremos known for making happy pants tents across the globe Squall and Cloud placed high at 2 and 5. The #1 spot...

 
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GoNintendo has the best Wii U unboxing video, bar none

GoNintendo's RawmeatCowboy takes the crown for best Wii U unboxing video on the inter-tubes. Sorry Jim, but I've gotta be real. Let George Michael's silky pipes lead you down the road of forbidden ecstasy. The weirdest Wii U unboxing you'l...

 
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Dead or Alive 5 costume packs just in time for Halloween

What would Halloween be without sexy costumes? I went into one of those mega-sized Halloween pop-up stores the other day to find that two-thirds of the store was sexy female costumes. They only had crap like 'bloody surgeon' and 'skeleton w...

 
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[Update: Contest over! Winner is Serkderg the Herkderg!] What better way to celebrate Halloween than by dressing up as your favorite videogame character? And what better incentive to share that costume with the world than the...   read

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Johnny Yong Bosch's musical take on THAT scene from MMX4

Johnny Yong Bosch is the f*ckin' man. Over his illustrious career, he's filled many notable roles such as Adam Park the Black Ranger in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Vash the Stampede in Trigun, Ichigo Kurosaki in Bleach, Nero in Devil May...

 
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Gotta love that 2D HD animation for PS3 RPG Tokitowa

Namco Bandai has released a new gameplay trailer (yes, gameplay this time!) for upcoming PS3 RPG Tokitowa today, and it's so smooth and detailed that it looks like you're watching anime. I guess that's the selling point, though. Well, that...

 
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I think Gyoretsu Nageloop has FMV lesbian grenade ninja

Gyroetsu Nageloop is a videogame published by Nintendo in Japan for the 3DS eShop. It plays like easily comprehended puzzle game (specifically, like Magnetica) but it's storyline is... well, I'm not really sure what it is. The only thing I...

 
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Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised?

Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabara for one of tw...

 
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SDCC: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 gets 100+ swimsuits via DLC

Because, boobs. Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily clad female ava...

 
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EyeToy Kama Sutra game could have been a reality

I'm always surprised by the lack of porn on modern consoles, especially with all the, err, "input possibilities" that motion controls give the user. It's not for a lack of trying though, if Sony Computer Entertainment executive producer Pet...

 
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all t...

 
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Dead or Alive 5: Bunny bikini bonus, Collector's Edition

Have you preordered Tecmo Koei's upcoming fighter, Dead or Alive 5? If not, will sexy bunny bikini bonus suits change get you going? Preorder at GameStop or Amazon and get a set of in-game bunny-style swimsuits for three of the female chara...

 
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The Bastion narrator sexifies Skyrim

Adding the crooning pipes of Bastion's narrator to any video instantly increases its sexiness factor exponentially. It's just as true now as it's been in the past. YouTuber Egger3rd whipped up a short machinima that sets Bastion's "The Kid...

 
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This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3

Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highl...

 
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Hey, Little Sister! Who's the only one?

Pinup artist Martin Abel has whipped up a poster featuring a rather developed Little Sister from BioShock. Sometimes, when you get a tip in your inbox for something like this, you gotta go with the obvious joke. And so... *DEEPLY INHALE* Jo...

 
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Our holiday video hit over a million views! Thanks for watching ... now go punk someone this Christmas :) Huge thanks to our friends at Denizen Company.   read

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Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! is a PSP game

Here's a trailer for a game that someone in the comments of this article first brought up. I thought about the best way to phrase the title of this post, but in the end, the name of the game itself says it all. Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Yo...

 
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These Akuma and Cammy figures are fantASStic

Brian Szabelski of sister site Tomopop brought to our attention these Street Fighter figures from Square Enix's Play Arts Kai toy line. He seems really excited to get his hands on these little guys, and I'm wondering if certain ASSets are d...

 
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Capcom JP's girls in bikinis playing Dead Rising 2 OTR

Capcom, I'm confused. You could have gave us actual game footage, or in-depth analysis of gameplay, or even just a features list, but instead you give us idols in bikinis playing your game, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record. Are these...

 
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That bear is wearing a bikini ...

What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.  Since the first game never made it out of Japan...

 
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New Destructoid Episode: Metro Dorito Aliens Having Sex

Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news... In the back of my van? Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says the PS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says the Wii U is gonna fail. G...

 
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I beat the final, North American retail version of Catherine yesterday. I know I've previewed the Japanese release, and then later previewed code from E3 earlier this year, but this is the final preview coming from me ahead o...   read

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Jam on these Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D EX costumes

Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D is out in Japan, and right on schedule, gameplay videos and spoilers are hitting the internet in droves. First up, we have a smattering of what the game's unlockable EX costumes. That looks like Jill representi...

 
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Women? Who needs them when you can have some lustful hulking chunks of man-meat to lay your hands on. Rubbing their muscled fibers and feeling the warmth of their skin through the tips of your fingers, as you slowly change fr...   read

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Wondercon would be little more than a nerdy flea market if it wasn't for San Francisco's vivid cosplay crowd.  This year there was noticeable spike in participants and a lot less janky cardboard costumes to boot. &n...   read

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New artwork and screens of the gorgeous Skullgirls

A game which caught me completely by surprise this past GDC was Skullgirls, a 2D fighter with incredible art design and animation. It reminds me of Arc System Works fighters such as BlazBlue with its fluid movement and the concept of t...

 
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Shantae's new DSiWare romp gets a release date

Man, what is it with tonight and DSiWare news? First the Cave Story DSiWare announcement, and now we hear that long awaited Shantae reboot is finally about to see the light of day. We first heard about this game over a year ago, so it's a ...

 
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherings, or what thi...

 
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Tecmo thanks ESRB for DOAP description

It appears that the developers behind Dead or Alive Paradise did not miss the ruckus that was going on last week when the ESRB used some choice language to describe their game. However, instead of being upset about the blatantly prejudice r...

 

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Monday reviews aren't on Monday. It's old school, trust me. OK, so I've been and editor for a while now. I probably should fill this part in a bit more fully. I've been here a while. In most a...

 

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Soda Drinker Pro"Like explaining an inside joke to someone else"

 

King's Quest: Once Upon a Climb"A tale of two princesses"

 

Stories: The Path of Destinies"Choose your own adventure/death"

 

Koi"Fish out of water"

 

Severed"Cut my life into pieces / Slash into me"

 

ZEN Pinball 2: Aliens vs. Pinball"Not the Alien's most terrifying incarnation"

 
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Nekrosys

I petted a wombat Howve you spent your puny and miserable lives?

 
Dreamweaver

Just finished Episode 4 of Tales from the Will plan to finish the game Its been fun, though admittedly, Im disappointed that Episode 1 was the best so Cant wait to see how it ends though! I wish Rhys x Fiona was a thing

 
JcDent

After what BioShock Infinite did to BioShock (turned it into Call of Duty, among other things), Im afraid of what Infinite Warfare will do to actual Call of Maybe it will die to be reborn in the glory of CoD2 and Modern Warfare?

 
Parismio

Finally watched the Legend of Tomorrow episode I missed and christ, that ending was You had one job Kendra! Please just go back to being a

 
ObliqueZombie

Im pretty sure Miitomo is Nintendos libido

 
Sir Shenanigans

Why am I all of a sudden into Ultimate Muscle? Why do I want to get the GameCube game so badly? Will I have soup or some custom pigs in blankets for lunch tomorrow? Do I prefer Alien or Blade Runner? These are the questions Im asking right now

 
King Kaiser

Ive come to the realization that Speed Racer was an underrated Even as a kid I could tell that it had an avant-garde I really feel like its a purely post-ironic A movie for a time when being sincere is Go Speed Racer

 
Agent9

Grunting intensifies* seriously though, does anyone know if a full version of this exists on a soundtrack I can I finished revelations and it is definitely a contender for my 3ds I just think this is the best version of lost in

 
Gundy

After trying Star Fox Zero Im kinda glad Miyamoto hasnt found a way to make me not enjoy F-Zero

 
hlarge4

Wow, putting points into Vitality is probably something I should have 4 points and my hps went up 25%

 
Parismio

I finally defeated the second boss of Nioh It took me several tries solo but I did

 
DeadMoon

We currently have the new Ratchet and Clank running on two separate PS4s in my house (via game sharing)! You can hear the wonderful sound of bolts being collected ringing throughout the hallways!!!

 
Rico the Penguin

About the only thing in DS3 I legit dislike is the invasion 100% of my invasions tonight involved me porting in and being surrounded by 3 Is there literally only one place you invade from? Thats awful Otherwise, good ga

 
Chris Bradshaw

How does a game like Comix Zone, a game that was barely 2 Megs on Genesis, manage 549 MB on Xbox?

 
lewness

Spent Saturday running through Untended Graves and Archdragon Peak with relative Sunday screaming at the Nameless King 2nd dead

 
Fuzunga

Came across this plastered on a window the other My new favorite stock

 
Torchman

OI Its been removed from Europe If you give a shit about this game, buy a physical copy RIGHT

 
whatsacow

Replaying Dark Souls 3 and I think its actually the worst in the In fact, I think its actually made me sick of the series, which I never thought From, leave Bandai Namco and make something Bloodborne proved youre still good at it

 
Torchman

Super Robot Wars Z3 is supposed to show up Monday/Tuesday according to Amazons It was ordered March 29th for The Max Factory Big O was ordered the week after from elsewhere and showed up the Both from Fuck this seller

 
Roxas1359

Managed to finish my 15 page thesis for this Now to turn it in tomorrow and start on my last paper for the

 
strongarm

Bought an xbox one with kinect out of We already have 2 ps 4 and wii I never buy new and always look for deals, so in reality I have spent very little I am not conviced I need all of the systems this To keep or not

 
Dreamweaver

Was goofing around invading the other day in Dark Souls III, and after seeing the Host rolling with three phantoms, I decided to use the Chamelon spell after seeing someone elses video on I tried to sneak past them when they stopped, but :P

 
StriderHoang

Wait what should I redeem? Citizens of Earth Wii U or 3DS?

 
OverlordZetta

An accurate representation of me as I was checking out the VNs on sale right Im using this with length because I would probably be banned if I posted the version looking at NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM

 
Gundy

Im super hooked on Re:Zero

 
Torchman

Im done work and theres still light out? WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC

 
Ckarasu

So, another slow Except for that thing with DarkSydePhil thats been going Boy, was that a

 
JuIc3

Playing some Bloodborne if youd like to

 
Parismio

Found out in Nioh that you dont have invincibility when opening

 

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