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#Serious Sam

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Talos Principle

A Serious Sam voice pack for The Talos Principle is weird and awesome

The Talos Principle is a puzzler that requires deep and philosophical thought. Serious Sam is, well, it's pretty much the exact opposite. That's why it's so excellent that the latter will be doing voicework for the former. Sometim...

 
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GOG.com's newest bundle slashes prices on Devolver titles

Bundle deals are all the rage these days. Although there's a ton of derivatives of the original Humble Bundle, GOG.com outshines the competitors and delivers with its Devolver Game & Watch Bundle. It's great to get such a deal on games ...

 
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Serious Sam Classics: Revolution out now on Early Access

It's time to get serious. Or stoic. Actually, if Serious Sam is your thing, you might even want to get excited. A team of fans (with Croteam's blessing, no less) has launched Serious Sam Classics: Revolution on Steam, an iteration of the c...

 
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Serious Sam series sale to help fund Serious Sam 4

While the Serious Sam franchise is repeatedly discounted, I'm not sure I've come across a better deal than this Humble Weekly Sale. It's pay-what-you-want pricing for Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter, Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounte...

 
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Devolver Digital giving Steam discount codes to fans

If you own Serious Sam 3: BFE, you may notice you've received a discount coupon for Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition. Conversely, if you own Megaton Edition, you've received a discount coupon for BFE.  Devolver Digital is thrusting codes...

 
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The Serious Sam franchise is known for being insane, over-the-top, funny, and an overall satisfying experience. Though each game in the core series is a first-person shooter, developer Mommy's Best Games has taken the franchi...   read

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New releases: Slicing and dicing in Metal Gear Rising

I'm aching all over after enjoying the weekend just a wee bit too much, so I don't really feel ready for another Monday. Not having the ability to stop time, I'm just going to have to power through. At least there are plenty of games to he...

 
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Valentine's Bundle

Get six sweet indie games in The Valentine's Bundle 2.0

If you don't have any plans to go out today, why not get some new games to pass the time away? Or, maybe you could snuggle up in front of the PC and murder some aliens together? The lovely people at Indie Royale have released a new bundle ...

 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL unleashes the bees!

Serious Sam has always been dumb, but dumb in the really fun way. The games are just about running about and shooting as many bad guys as you can in the most amusing ways possible. Like shooting bees out of a shotgun. In this first develop...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC and franchise sale

If you were salivating at the chance to play more Serious Sam 3, then your wait is over. The Jewel of the Nile DLC is now out for Croteam's old-school FPS, consisting of three new levels as the titular hero travels to the foreboding&nb...

 
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The DTOID Show: Darkstalkers, Serious Sam, Rockstar & BL2

Today's formerly-live Destructoid Show was a whopper! Of NEWS! Yes. A bunch of stuff is coming to XBLA, PSN, and Steam (such as Serious Sam 3: BFE, Darkstalkers Resurrection, and Toejam & Earl) and Borderlands 2 and Mass ...

 
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Rich Knuckles announces Serious Sam 3: BFE coming to XBLA

That's right, Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally making its way to Xbox Live Arcade, and it's launching in less than a week, no less. The single-player and co-op parts will be available for 1200 Microsoft Points, while the multiplayer modes and...

 
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A Linux version is next for Serious Sam 3: BFE

The latest update on Valve's interest in bringing Left 4 Dead 2 and Steam over to Ubuntu was a spot of bright news for Linux users, and there's more where that came from. Croteam and Devolver Digital have announced that Serious Sam 3: BFE i...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC announced

Serious Sam 3 is getting an expansion with three brand new campaign missions. Jewel of the Nile is scheduled to arrive in October, with a price that's yet to be determined.  "Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile follows the legendary hero ...

 
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Sup Holmes: Serious Sam and clone problems with Vlambeer

[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Download the audio-only ...

 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
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The DTOID Show: Mass Effect 3 DLC, Halo 4, & Diablo 3

Greetings, dear readers! It's been a while since I've written one of these; I could be wrong, but I think this is where the joke part goes. ...How was that? On today's show, we got a first glimpse at Mass Effect 3's unconfirmed (but highly...

 
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Live show: Serious Sam giveaway on Mash Tactics

It's about to get all super serious on Mash Tactics today! King Foom is going balls to the wall in Serious Sam 3: BFE multiplayer. On top of that, we have a bunch of codes for the Serious Sam Complete Pack on Steam, courtesy of Croteam, and...

 
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Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter DLC incoming

"Legend of the Beast" is Croteam's new downloadable content for Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter on PC, and it's almost upon us. The add-on, which is launching this Tuesday at a price point of $4.99, includes three campaign missions rel...

 
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Weekend PC download deals: Deus Ex and Serious Sam

Well, I haven't done one of these posts in a while, mainly because I've not been awake on a Saturday morning for quite some time. But you know what time it is; hide your wallets because it's your Weekend PC Download Deals.  This weeken...

 
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Jimquisition: When Piracy Becomes Theft

Piracy isn't theft, right? It's copyright infringement, yes? These statements aren't wrong, but they're not always correct. Not when we talk about a certain type of piracy that is most certainly theft, and deserves all the indignity that s...

 
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Indieroyale kicks off a Serious Sam Lighting Bundle

Now that pay-what-you-want indie game bundles have become commonplace, it may be easy to start passing them up. I know I don't get nearly as excited as I used to with both the Humble Bundle and Indieroyale popping up at regular intervals.&n...

 
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PC deals: Assassin's Creed, Square Enix titles, indies

I hope you've been pacing yourself, because there are a number of solid discounts on PC games to be had in this month that never ends. On Amazon, Square Enix is up today with Just Cause 2 ($2.49), Dungeon Siege 3 ($4.99), Tomb Raider: Under...

 
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[Update: Contest over! Winners have been picked. Check your Direct Messages on Twitter to see if you won!] TIME TO GET SERIOUS! Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally out and we're giving away ten codes for the game as part of our 25 ...   read

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The DTOID Show: 360 EULA, Scorpion DRM, & a Batpatch

Hey everybody! Here's today's Destructoid Show! For starters, the Nintendo 3DS gets a nice little update, while the fine print on the Xbox 360's new dashboard hides a dirty little secret. Batman: Arkham City gets a partial patch, whil...

 
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Serious Sam 3 DRM = Immortal Pink Scorpion

Despite Serious Sam 3 promising to fight piracy simply by being an awesome game, it turns out that developer Croteam has snuck some DRM in there. Fortunately, it's the best kind of DRM -- the kind that only affects illegal copies, and hila...

 
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Two more pay-what-you-want indie bundles on PC

We've got two more pay-what-you-want independent bundles for the PC. One of them is available now, and the second one will be available next week. Both of them have some excellent games in them, and they support indie developers and chariti...

 
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Dtoid Show: Serious Sam 3, Thanksgiving thankings

I'm not the only guy who has been playing Serious Sam 3: BFE for a review. Max and Tara have been knee deep in Kleer bones and Gnaar eyeballs so they can give you their full impressions. The pair aren't quite ready to give it the review tr...

 
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Devolver on piracy: People will pay for awesome

Serious Sam 3: BFE is apparently doing quite well on Steam, with publisher Devolver Digital boasting on Twitter that "people will pay for awesome." According to the Devolver CFO Fork Parker, SS3 "combats piracy by being a fun, frantic game ...

 
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As games become increasingly complex and try to explore new, innovative ideas, the market is ripe for a game that takes us back to square one. Despite our lofty ideals and desire to treat videogames as art, there's still a ba...   read


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SirDavies

Im mashing up 2016 videogame trailers with bad youtube covers of the songs Brett suggested and I have to report the results are better than I hoped :/ will post the video

 
iam16bit

In line to see Civil War and I cant wait!

 
Cannibal Steven

Holy shit psychopaths are As someone who pretends have no empathy it is legitimately frightening to discover what someone I thought I knew is capable

 
Samsneeze

In Fire Emblem Fates, it turns out, your real family is pretty Takumi is the absoulte Hinoka is Sakura is useless and Ryoma is white bread There are a few units who kind of make up for it, but not

 
Torchman

Why do those god damn Angels from EVA have to be such tough motherfuckers D:

 
Parismio

Snake girls? Fox girls? But what about Chipmunk girls?!

 
Pixie The Fairy

Everyone seems to be upset when boobs are censored, but no one ever cares that Kirby is never allowed to be happy and enjoying his adventures on his US game

 
StriderHoang

Of all the waifus Steve Rogers could have picked, he chose

 
Lex

Racism, Racism but seriously, I would date a water

 
Pixie The Fairy

Civil War was good, but managed to stoop well below a rambling, giddy, incoherent Lex Luther to accomplish the same kind of conflict - and its the third time an Avengers movie has used said plot

 
Roxas1359

Hating that I currently have massive writers block for my last paper of the Im barely at a page and its supposed to be at least 10

 
absolutfreak

Waiting 30 more minutes for my college graduation to start; wishing i had stayed home to play Overwatch

 
MeeGhoulz

Hey,Jiraya!Im all out of catgirls,will foxy girls do the trick?

 
Torchman

Also why does look like a smug bitch 99% of the time?

 
Torchman

Thats a man that realized he just got his shit

 
Nathan D

Finally got my Beasthunter build all kitted That popped collar with cape and wide brimmed hat Its just so

 
Luca Blight

A blog yesterday and today I must be on a

 
Lex

Started to play some DoW2 Last Stand

 
gajknight

Guys, Alienation is my drug of choice for the foreseeable Ive only played 78 minutes and Im It feels so good and plays so And I can just see myself dumping unholy amounts of time to get that perfect Send help

 
ZombZ

I hope yall realise cat girls are just low tier monster

 
TheLimoMaker

Am I missing something with Overwatch, or is it just meant to be kind of eh?

 
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LinkSlayer64

Dont care about all the hate, Nintendos E3 site has me hype for

 
Fuzunga

One of these things is not like the

 
YoeriB

God I hope battlefield 1 will be on par with that trailer, cause that was fucking

 
Jinx 01

Made the mistake of dropping by DSOG (PC gaming The community there is still so snobbish and toxic, the kind of rich, graphics whore pricks that give the other 99% of PC gamers a bad Anyone who thinks PC is about graphics knows

 
Dreggsao

I hope WW1 Battlefield is steampunk WW1 with 5 minutes to find

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Friendly reminder that tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day! Heres a listing of all the comics:

 
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The Forza Beta is the first PC game of which I know that uses the vibration for the triggers on the Xbox One The future is

 

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